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(Enters SHAKES)

Proprietor, his Royal Infallibleness STU the Virile requires 100 liters of your best wine for a conference at the Mansion tonight. We expect you to have the spirits delivered with all speed.

Sorry, all alcohol must be consumed on the premises. And, we don't cater and we don't deliver! Why don't you check with SMAMELESS HUSSIES down the street.

Am I to understand that you reject our Lord STU? Perhaps this will change your mind!

(Slaps an official Order of State on the swinging doors, which reads: "By order of our most praiseworthy and honorable STU, this establishment is banned from selling all libations of an alcoholic nature. Furthermore, anyone seen in abeyance of this decree, be it SHAKES staff or patrons, will be severely punished."

PROHIBITION has set foot upon the right-thinking shores of Legion World. All of you would do well to obey the law. THAT is ALL.

(STUbot #129 vanishes in a swirling vortex, which then collapses in on itself)

Eh, don't worry, Semi, I've got the bootleggers' network already organized. Supplies will be uninterrupted. You're welcome, and our cut will only be 20 percent of your profits (by our estimation, if you had any profits).

I'll have some Romulan ale. Oh, and which guest cottage in back is the one to be used for plotting to overthrow the Emperor?

<Holds nose and removes putrid Order of State>

Hey, Beehive!!! Don't you ever stick anything on my triple marine varnished, authentic antique swinging saloon doors.

Furthermore, SHAKES will not be subject to an illegally acting government. Drinks are free to all except government agents and STU.

Oh, and one more thing, Beehive, this is what I think of your administration -

Evening Semi, I'll have a Red Ranger, And I hope You'll join me. I've a feeling that things are getting strange, again.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Normal, what means this word, Normal?)

Glad to see STU's current meglomania hasn't kept everyone from visiting SHAKES. Anyone care for a drink?

You Got it Vee, and hopefully the message I just left at the Mansion for STU will be enough to bring him to his senses.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(It's getting close to GasMask Time for STU!)

Well this is an ineffectual proclimation seeing how no drinks are ever sold at SHAKES in the first place.


I'll have a Diet Coke and a round of what everyone else has for the house.

Here's your Diet Coke, Quis. I'll get everyone else a refill.

You know, it's getting so a bug can't come in to his favorite bar for a little old-fashioned drinking binge without people getting kidnapped and robots throwing decrees around.

<pours beer; chugs>

Fear not, OM. We'll be rid of those distractions shortly. Care for another?

I'll just have a hot Tetley with lemon and honey tonight. Freezing outside!

Ah, those three little words....

Don't mind if I do, Vee. Thanks!

Here you go Scott. Hope it's hot enough for you

Pefect! Thank you Vee.

My pleasure! OM, what's your pleasure tonight?

I think I'll start off with a Skullsplitter, if you don't mind.

One Skullsplitter coming up!

I'll take a case.

The STU/Winema love patter is staring to get to me.

You are all ON THE LIST.

The cullings will begin soon. I would pray to whatever deity will ease your fear.

You know, the last artificial being who walked in here making threats didn't fare too well. FYI.

I'd like to have a drink, please!

Aren't you afraid of poisoning Your Majesty?

I'll have what he's having.