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('Ports in, slaps Lightning Lad around)

How DARE you speak of poisoning Our Majesty?!?!?

(Releases the newly black-and-blue Lightning Lad)

Let this be a lesson to you all.

*lashes out with a bolt of lightning, melting the bot into slag*

You need to make your playtoys a litter sturdier there Stu. Now, maybe I should go off and see where Kid Prime is. I haven't seen him around the last little while.

You'll have Winema Wazzo?

I figured you would want first shot, LL.

These artificial guys, they don't learn.

Though my predecessor STUbot # 129 may be gone, the legions of STUbots in reserve will NOT be thwarted!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Since when do robots laugh maniacally?

I thought they laughed mechanically.

It could be worse. They could be programmed with one of those laugh tracks, like on "Good Times". Then we'd hear ol' STUbot #whatever go "Right ON!" every five minutes or so.

<pours beer; chugs>

Want anything from the bar?

Just the contents of the till, thanks.

Since it's empty I say go for it. Nothing for me OM. I'm going over to KP's place to check in on him.

Now that I've finished sending all the good stuff in the bar to a safe location, I'll join you.

<walks in>

Hm, no one around right now, but it looks like there was a serious arguement. No doubt relating to the Stu drama. From what I've uncovered so far, it looks like Vee, Semi, OM and LL have been resisting him, so we all need to hook up together. Between them, Space Ranger, FC, Stoopid Cat and the Triumvirate, the resistance is taking shape. Maybe we could meet up at the Beacon or SHAKES...

Now we need to find KP, who might have the answer to all our problems with his item. I only hope the Security Office isn't taken while I'm gone...

It's so comforting to know that SHAKES has remained an island of sanity in the midst of chaos. Life goes on, friends get together for a drink and the madness passes by in the outside world.

STU has reached a new low it appears!

Leaves note to Semi and Vee in encrypted code:

Meeting today to discuss Legion World business. At the most fabulous place on Legion World.

-C

Leaves response for Cobie in encrypted code:

I'll be there and will try to get your message to Semi in time as well!

PS: If all else fails, the Villa has been secretly fortified to withstand any type of assault. Pass the word. That's where I hide Jinx after completing the rescue from STU's dungeon!

-V

Now that I have intercepted this transmission, it is the perfect opportunity for me to squash this rebel scum once and for all!

But can it survive... the DEATH STU'RE?

(Sends a secret transission to the STUbot crew of the Death STU're... otherwise known as CRUbots.)

<Destroys Stubot #134 with magnetism>

I know that STUbot #135 is right around the corner, but hopefully that transmission didn't get out...

Did you say "squash"?

SHRink!!!

SQUASH!!!

Bring on the Death STUars, STU baby. I'll take 'em on alone if need be. Your reign of terror is about to come to a screeching halt!

We make a good "one two punch" Cobie!

How about a drink on the house?

Sounds good to me Vee! Nothing better than a cold drink when your smashing robots!

Here you go, Cobie. A nice cold draft for each of us. Stompin' & squashin' sure works up a thirst!

Double Scotch whiskey, neat! I need something to wash the taste of Stu's announcement out of my brain.