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Which LEGION lass is most likely to distract a villain by flashing her boobs?
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I could almost picture Ayla doing it.
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Villains have been known to stare for hours at Zoe and Sensor's nippleless boobs!
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If Ayla did I hope it wasn't when she was wearing one of her high-necked leotard outfits. Hold on a sec, I'm gonna flash you but I gotta get out of my top first...hold ON!
Eryk, you seem to have a shaky grasp of anatomy.
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Things tend to become shaky when I'm around.
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Only boobs with nipples count for this thread's purposes!
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It'd be funny if Cham did it -- he can have as many boobs as he wants.
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Damn, I was just going to suggest that.
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Monstress or Giant Vi, just because of the sheer size.
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How about supergirl???????????
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I think Triad Orange might be brazen enough.
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Originally posted by Suddenly Seymour: I think Triad Orange might be brazen enough. You mean purple, right?
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On that note though, all three Triads at once might be distracting enough! Of course...we'd have to get Orange to do it, so that probably will never happen.
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Lesseeeeee ... which one best shows the potential of stretchable laces? Ah, this one!
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Willikers! I'm distracted and she didn't even flash me!
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How would Validus react to Saturn Girl flashing her boobs?
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He'd want to breast feed, lol. "MOMMMMMMYYYYYYY"
Ayla would be the one, since Nudity is no big thing on Winath. But everyone wants to see Dream Girl, the Pamela Anderson Lookalike of the 31st century. (Sorry Nura, i apologize for comparing you to a skanky ho, but you just know you would be drawn to look like that, lol)
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Something pithy!
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I wish I could see Winema's and Cub's reactions if Tinya flashes hers. Of course, I'll probably be too busy looking at Ms. Wazzo to notice either of her relative's reactions, so it's a moot point.
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i could see tasmia flashing nip and blaming it on a 'costume malfunction'.
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Violet would, but only when she was super-tiny.
Sensor would, but not her own. She'd fill a room full of alien boobies of all species, sizes and textures.
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If the flashing worked, which male Legionnaire would think he could accomplish the same thing by baring his chest and nips?
And which *villains* would get distracted by which? We already know about Validus...
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XS could flash every villain on the planet simultaneously!
But yes, it'd probably be Nura. It wouldn't occur to Ayla, precisely because nudity is no big thing for her. Nura knows what she's got.
And which *villains* would get distracted by which?
Well, it'd be a great way to keep Mano's hand busy for a while, wouldn't it?
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And as for male flashing--Chuck probably has the most impressive rack, don't you think?
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without sounding like a horny 14 year old, i'd put my money on Andromeda, Monstress, and Dreamer to stop any criminal with an active X cromasone. and i hearby nominate Chuck for a "manzier"
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I'm shocked this debate hasn't been solved in the re-imagined Legion!
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