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i do! one of the many benefits of being evil, being loaded all the time and carrying around alcohol, i can break crimes like drinking in public, smoking in doors. the list goes on.

Yeah, being evil has it's benefits. I used to hang out with less-than-savory types, you know, meetings in secluded locations, sultry babes, crooked nosed thugs with rough voices and limited vocabularies. It was lots of fun until the Primary Color gang was forced to run from those pinch faced Dominators and hook up with the Subs.

Who knew the Doms had a Gay Green Giant phobia? It was a real surprise, let me tell ya.

Surprisingly fighting on the good guys side was the most fun I ever had. There's no feeling quite like crashing a Dominator warship into a moon.
- good times-

Evil all the way, man!

Dude, if that's a sign of evil, then I'm Darkseid.

Then join us, Miner, I have an evil version of SHAKES, three beers, no pay, all that you want!

And this differs from 'good' SHAKES how?

Ya know, for a flashlight-under-chin evil power, DPV's pretty tame. C'mon, Viv! Let me get you a drink at SHAKES.

I'm tired of good SHAKES! I always find hair in my drinks, that is so 70's.

Can't do it. The real SHAKES means too much to me.

Besides, my gruff but lovable nature just doesn't translate to puppy-threatening evil.

I think I might have to talk to disaster boy about that, I may be dark, but I'm still a priestess.

He's your minion, right? You should be able to keep him under control.

i am NO minion.

viv has created a monster~

ruh-roh
Good minions are SO hard to find these days.
You ought to consider the good guys side DB. Brande pays pretty well and it's regular, it's not like knocking off banks or shops man. We get benefits too, good retirement (heh Legionnaires rarely retire though), medical, lots of educational opportunities and there's plenty of chances to travel and beat the snot out of aliens and generally lord it over the UP as government sponsored heroes.
Doesn't that sound like fun? Much better than following the lead of some primitive witch woman with illusory magic and no fashion sense, wouldn't you think?

Hm...this rift between Disaster Boy and Viv may be something we can exploit? After all, if she can't curb his puppy-killing, who knows what else he'll do next without her authorization?!

Viv, you're going to have little luck there! Part of the charm of the LMB is that we can all go on drinking, smoking, whoring, and committing minor crimes, and still remain the 'good guys'.

When you're evil, you usually wind up dead, imprisoned, humiliated, or worse, a bank up singer for Liza Minelli.

(Note- that last one is what our current plan is for you and DB )

Perhaps you should wear it in a pony-tail then. Or better yet a bee-hive.

I knew I could count on you Miner.

Say hello to the new LW Triumvirate:

Cool!

Legion Worlds Three Musketeers!

Things look so much cooler once your a Time Trapper!

I don't even want to tell the other all the side benefits!

D'uh-oh! It took me about a half hour to "get" this. You're all time-trappers right? I don't know why I'm so slow this morning.

Don't look at me.

I have made a new policy, only disaster boy can kill puppies, but he has to leave my cat alone.

I can sleep easier now knowing he isn't touching your p- uh, cat.

At least some people can show a little respect.

Fellow Triumvirs,

I regret to inform you that my home planet of Ggrrgg is now at war with Psyonia, which you also know to be the home planet of Princess Crujectra and Crusader.

I am currently mobilizing my army to enter that sector, and do what I must to finish this. My primus pilus, Faraway Lad, will not be joining me, as he has his own mission to finish during this time of Crisis. My other top man, Scipio Taltarus, will be along with me.

I hope that your armies continue to remain where they are, and stay on the look out to protect Legion World. In past times, the Triumvirate has protected Legion World during the Dark Stu Saga, the Alt ID Rebellion and a host of other times. Let our glory continue, undeterred.

I will keep you both updated to our progress. Long live the Triumvirate!

Strength and Honor.

Cobaltus Primus Augustus
Triumvir

May you be most successful in your campaign!

Know that Cassius Judas Taylor will be here, tending to you duties, awaiting your return.