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Even me? Wow, I'm impressed!
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Aww crap, you mean I got it, I mean 'yay.'
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Fellow Triumvirs,
It appears, once more, that Legion World is in grave danger. Once more, the terrors of evil have taken hold and another would be usurper wishes to inspire fear among the beloved populace.
On Legion World, I am currently working as part of a group of LMBers attempting to tackle this problem head on. However, our capacities as Trimvurs may come into play if the need arises for more assistance. Only then shall we rain down our fury--and it shall be more terrifying than any have ever imagined!
My one request is that the Royal Family of Avalon shall go to my loyal warrior ally Hrun the Barbarian as his play-things...a fitting fate for the pack of shrews!
Greybird! Eryk Davis Ester! Heed my call and be ready! Though the armies of Legion World are forbidden to enter the city under ancient law, we must stand vigilant! And yes, old brother Eryk, you are Triumvir again, as your army demands it! Any talk of Viviane having any role in the Triumvirate is simply that--talk! The army will not accept her and Greybird and I refuse to allow her to take her place among us!
Faraway Lad! Prepare yourself for war!
-Cobaltus Primus Augustus
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Cobaltus,
Dude, didn't you get the memo? My armies and I have forsaken our warlike ways and embraced the path of love. I just don't believe violence or war is really the solution to anything.
Peace,
EDE
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Eryk Davis Ester,
Once my beloved mentor, I have taken up your path of love, take heed on Avalon and remain in peace, away from the pests of war.
Your Darkling, Viviane
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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(Hm...who do I know whose dislike for space-hippies is almost as known as her penchant for kicking...)
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Cobaltus,
Once you were an attractive man, but I will not stand for your lude behavior towards my aunt and mother. I hope you and Semi have a happy sex life together.
Morgaine,
PS, DIE!!!
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Scipio,
What is this pile of rubbish you bring before me? I do not except letters from enemies! Burn them!
In the meantime, figure out which member of the royal family is most attractive, so I can make her my concubine! The rest will go to Hrun!
Cobaltus
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Somehow it's comforting to know that, in those dark times, when the hounds of war are baying at the gates, when the threat of certain doom hangs over the head of fair Legion World, when doubt and fear cloud the minds and souls of good people everywhere, we can always rely on the Triumvirate....
...to provide comic relief.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it  In the meantime, Cobaltus, thou ought to chill a bit. The only imminent danger is of any or all of us eating too much at your wedding all-you-can-eat banquet. (At the Legion World Sizzler, right?) If things get dicey, my winged minions will lob a few Holy Hand Grenades from on high. Everything's copacetic, dude-us. Greyus Birdboyus
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He-Rod Atus, Loyal scribe of the Triumvirs, please strike from your records any use of the word 'dude'! I fear my beloved Triumvir-brothers have become infected with space-hippy germs! The only way to combat this is to constantly use exclamation points in all messenges! -Cobaltus! ------- Greybird and Eryk Davis Ester, Fellow Triumvirs, I shall hold back my enthusiasm toward war and bloodshed, and let these events develop further before Triumvir action is needed. However, any further amassing of armies of copy-Cobalt clones or giant venus fly-traps will be met with brutal force! Peace will be accomplished through war if need be!* -Cobaltus *please note that this slogan was stolen from the US Republican party circa 2007.
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My lord and noble Primus Augustus! Hail!!,
The Legion of Varangians! from the Northern Wall are once again at your service. Command us and we will obay!! (once I can get them out of Shakes, and the Villa that is)
My 2nd Cohort of Scythian scouts have identified the path to Avalon and can lead the army should it be needed.
Faithfull
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Cobaltus, a little advice, in the official language - SEMPER UBI SUB UBI 
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Semi, if I'm getting the joke right, my Mom used to always give me the same advice!
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RE: Viv ODI ET AMO (Well, Semi inspired me to use a phrase I've always been dying to say! )
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Is that I hate and I love?
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I believe so! It doesn't have the ring of the one you used though
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WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LIKE ME!
OH, I wouldn't go into that closet, I had someone hang themselves, I love mind powers.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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ummm.... because you threatened to kill us all?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Oh, pish-posh, is that all, I mean come on it was a little..., HAH!
(grabs knife and takes swipes at Kent)
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Legionnaire!
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Just a touch of the 'ol Tactile Telekewhosis to generate my patented Super-Spin and the Priestess super-spins so fast the blade flies out of her hand.
and thunks(!) into the doorpost.
Sheesh. Isn't this more of a "domestic" disagreement than it is intergalactic?
How about a couple of round trip tickets to a Winathian beach Luau and we call it even?
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(claps and jumps up and down at Yellow King's spinning)
Cool. DO IT AGAIN!
(magics Yellow King into spinning so fast he drills himself a hole into the ground)
Toodles!
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Yeah, cool power isn't it? The spin is the easy part. Heck any editorial columnist will tell you that.
So you're not up for a trip? Too bad, summer on Winath on the beach...it doesn't get much better than that.
How about a pocket Universe? They're very stylish in comics these days, everybody's getting one, y'know.
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Do you need help getting out of the ground?
Well, too bad! I'm evil! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Legionnaire!
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(chuckle)
*the poor girl thinks her power has confused me*
Why yes, I think your power has made me temporarily weak. Do you have any Scotch?
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