Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum capt._dallas, Paranoid Schizophrenic!

Okay, I'm starting this thread because I KNOW there are at least 3 fellow Legionworlders who are out to get me:

Awkward Pause Boy (a.k.a. the ringleader)
Outdoor Miner, and
Sanity or Madness?

You ask for proof! Here it is: http://www.legionworld.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=001346;p=5

The point of this thread is to expose the co-conspirators and rally my allies!

"Awkward Pause Boy," "Outdoor Miner," and "Sanity or Madness?" are NOT allowed to post on this thread. In fact, I dare them to try! GO AHEAD! I've erected a huge ice barrier between them and this thread. Once they enter this thread, their keyboards will freeze and crumble, making it impossible for them to reply (well, geez, I guess it just about makes it impossible for them to do anything on their computer. Sorry, guys!)

Who's with me?

Who's against me?

STAND UP AND DECLARE YOUR ALLEGIANCE!

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Capt-dallas, you're very selective in your paranoia! A challenge like that should elicit a flurry of posts from those three. (Flurry, get it?)

? Nope, don't get it I'm afraid FC. Anything to do with being a flurry plussy-clat?

Anyway, just thought you'd like to know captain dallas, in fact both of you captain dallas - it's not that you're paranoid - we are out to get you!!!

Numf,

The joke has to do with my Avatar.

Polar Boy produces (snow) flurries. Get it?


But why am I explaining this to you?

YOU'RE OUT TO GET ME!

STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now mind you, I am in no way a trained psychiatrist... but if you were a paranoid schizophrenic... doesn't that mean (on at least some level) that you'd be afraid that your other personalities were out to get you?

My real question to you is... are you APB, SoM, and Outdoor Miner? If not then you can just go around being paranoid. Too many labels can really drive somebody "batty".

Hiya

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C'mon, Capt, take a deep breath! Whether they show up or not like Sanity or Madness?, as a paranoid of any kind you're still going to be on the edge of an anxiety attack the whole time so you might as well just let it be! Or, you know, you could keep going. Your call!

Declaring our allegiance to you isn't going to cause some crazy Credo-like following, is it? I'd rather not be shouting repetitious one-liners at my fellow Legion Worlders while you still get full dialogue, CaptD!

And Pov and his posts make my day brighter.

Wow, talk about an overacheiver! Capt. is paranoid AND schizophrenic? Suddenly neurosis doesn't seem all that exciting. And I just got certified too. Ah well.

Hmmn.... Despite your concern, I think.... YES! My Minions need a Mantra!

Something else else Appropriate!

Something else else Annoying!

Something else else Pithy!

Something else else Appropriately Annoyingly Pithy!

But I need help! Brek was never much of a thinker (and was never much of a leader, truth be told), so somebody come up with suggestions, quick!!

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He's entered the thread! My ice barrier must have melted! I... must... get... help!

Sanity or Madness?,

Look carefully into my amulet.



Do not think you can escape its influence. You are at peace.

Yes?

Now...

Repeat after me....

"I am Capt. Dallas's Minion..."

Psst, Capt. Dallas, don't let anyone fool you. OM, SoM and APB are really all out to get you, and have been for some time. I'd be careful if I were you...;P

You know... If OM, SoM and APB are really all out to get Capt. Dallas, then I don't think you can call him paranoid either. I mean really, is it paranoia if everybody really is all out to get him?

How do you like that Capt. Dallas? You came in here as a paranoid schizophrenic, and on the 14th post you became mentally healthy again.

Move along, nothing to see here, except the healing hand that is Hong Kong Phuey.

Does everyone like my new avatar?

Just as Minesurfer declared me mentally healthy, you had to push me back down into the abyss of lunacy, didn't you?

You..........!!!!!!!!!

"I am Capt. Dallas's Arch-Nemesis. I am Capt. Dallas's Arch-Nemesis..."

Ah, Crap! Well that didn't work like I thought it would! Did I put the wrong batteries in this thing?

"We're Beatrice."

Beatrice must have been from Cargg.

Are you boys picking on the newbies again?
Some things never change.

Hey - HE started it

Some things never do change .

However, I have to say this: Capt. Dallas beware, it doesn't take much to lose one's mental health around here! Just look at SoM, who should really be called "Madness or Madness?"

Thanks for the warning, C.K.! You know, I recall..., vaguely..., that I was married with two kids. But... I just looked around the house, and I can't find a trace of them anywhere. Hmnn. I really haven't been off the computer since I became a Legionworld member.

I wonder where they went?