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Gasp! Now I'm truly confused!

This person has to be an enemy from a time when Pov, Stu and I were all active together on the DC boards! (No sexually active jokes there either, you little scamps!)

That means it has to be from year three, where Stu and Pov joined and I returned, and then we ran rampant on the Phineas Board! But there were so many during that time, that I can't remember...

But Lardy was around then as well, so he matches as a target. But that would make Lash one too...

But the bad guy is supposedly well learned, and I don't remember many people like that...

MCF may just think it's smart. It wouldn't be the first vilain to have delusions of granduer.

Of course it could just be someone who absolutely hates your statue. Not me (even though I detest that thing) but the list becomes soooo long if you consider that!

The Dark Stu Saga (Part VI)

Week Four, the Conclusion-

After harrassing the heroes for weeks, the Mysterious Cloaked Figure begins appearing on Legion World.

LardLad is suddenly returned to Legion World, realizing that his exile was all part of an illusion placed under him by the Mysterious Cloaked Figure.

Despite constant planning, the Mysterious Cloaked Figure's plans go awry, as Legion World is now in a full state of recovery. With Poverty Lad and Cobalt Kid alright, and Stu the accepted and beloved leader he once was, it is evident that the plans of the Mysterious Cloaked Figure have failed. Further, other Legion Worlders, such as Monkey-Eater Lad, Ammericommando, Beagle Boy, Faraway Lad and others are now appearing regularly to thwart his plans. It now appears, that Legion World is stronger than ever.

The Mysterious Cloaked Figure is unmasked by Stu, and revealed to be Phineas B. Fuddle! The man whose message board was overrun with LMBP shenanagans in their third year had returned, plotting revenge against them during this whole time! His main targets: Poverty Lad, Stu, Cobalt Kid and LardLad were all the main people who desecrated his message board that are still around, with the exception of Lash Lad (who Phineas admitted to having a slight crush on).

Dissapearing, Phineas B. Fuddle leaves Legion World, announcing that he will return. By this time, his plans are moot, the LMBP is united and Legion World stands prepared. The Royal Inquisitor is caught, LardLad is returned, Winema Wazzo is being prosecuted and everything is restored to it's natural state. Legion World is victorious.

However, Kid Prime remains missing, as his allies and friends search throughout the cosmos for him. Now that the battle is over and the enemy discovered, it has become apparent that Kid Prime is no longer in the clutches of Phineas B. Fuddle, but somewhere else. Could he be in a distant world or a...pocket universe?

A victorious Legion World prepares for it's next leadership nominations, as the Dark Stu Saga finally comes to a close.

Concluded

(Special thanks to everyone for the most fun few weeks so far on this board! And they've stayed just as fun and extremely active, so here's to even more! )

*addendum*

A Statue is erected of Kid Prime, the missing LMBer, and stands adjacent to the statue of Cobalt Kid, which was restored after the Dark Stu saga.

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*ahem* Lots to get caught up on, don't you think Cobie?

I promise to catch up when my boss leaves the room !

Hmmm, what exactly is your boss doing in your room with you all this time?

She's actually only 29 and is very attractive ! We share an office, which is pretty nice for me!

I try to keep things professional of course (which really means that she does... )

Looks like Cobie's boss is keeping him VERY busy.

Way TOO busy!

So busy that he hasn't even checked into the Security Office yet!

OK, lots to catch up on!

Here are a few tidbits while I'm at work:

Stu ended his term as Leader nicely, and the new campaigning began.

The major candidates for election were Varalent, Quislet, Esq., Poverty Lad, Cobalt Kid, Stoopid Cat and Icefyre. Lots of crazy campaigning ensued, from Quislet's backporch campaign to Stoopid Cat's litterbox, to Cobalt's Campaign promises of war, oral for everyone and public executions.

During the course of the elections, there apparently was a five-way tie b/t Quis, Vee, Pov, Icey and me, with Stoopid Cat as deputy. A brief crisis ensued with fears that the elections were rigged, and Legion World erupted into chaos. *Since this is a fun thread, I'll skip out on all the bad stuff. No need to re-hash, but continuity is continuity*. Eventually, the five elected leaders sat down and came to a decision, where Cobalt Kid, Poverty Lad and Icefyre volunteered to step down, so Varalent and Quislet, Esq. were the official elected leaders. Stoopid Cat remained deputy, the first deputy Alt ID.

Several other things occured thereafter:

-a new HQ was erected with two towers (one for Vee and one for Quis) with a saucer in the middle for Stoopid Cat. There are various terrasacts connecting throughot LW.

-Quislet questioned Cobalt's sanity after his crazy campaign promises, although he insisted they were a ploy in response to a major security threat. After several days, Cobalt was able to prove he was sane, and his lifetime appointment as Security Chief was not in question. All Security Officers maintained their jobs.

-Kid Prime has taken an absence from the boards.

-StuRat has taken an absence from the boards.

*Hopefully, both of these great guys will be back soon!*

-Condo, Pol, Invisible Brainiac, myself and others starting partying hardcore in Varalent's Villa, usually when he was trying to sleep.

-Dev-Em returned to Legion World (after some insisting by me ), and brought back Furball with him.

-After a little rough-housing between Shark Lad and Furball, both Dev-Em and Furball recieved jobs as Security Officers.

More to come...but work calls!

In addition:

-The LMB celebrated their Fourth Year anniversery in 'real life', although in Continuity, it is still mid-way through Year Five.

-An eruption of LMB: Onevisions have begun, shedding light at various points during LMB: Continuity. They include: a tale by Lucien about the origins and continuing battle between Lucien Lad and the Time Mouse Trapper, a tale by Dev-Em about his recent returns, a tale by Lardy explaining his recent self imposed exile and how this relates to a long-time LMB foe and mystery, a tale by Cobalt Kid that showcases the continuing journey of Elagabolus and a team of LMBers weeks after StuRat was elected, and a tale by EDE about the gap between "The Super Starlag of Space" and the formation of Legion World.

All are great, and are still being written! In addition, there is a ton of other great stories (and art!) in the Bits forum not related to LMB Continuity! *End gratuitous plug*

-a new statue was erected on Legion World of Fat Cramer, now joining the other statues of Cobalt Kid and Kid Prime.

-a secret underground bunker was found beneath Legion World by Faraway Lad, Icefyre, Quislet, Esq. and Eryk Davis Ester.

-With the funds of the Legion World Triumvirate, a Legion World Orphanage and Playground was created. This was done mainly by Eryk Davis Ester, although rumors suggest that the Playground was done also for Leap Year Lass. There is no evidence to support this.

There is more too! Coming soon, at least, I hope...

Since I'm covering about a period of two to three months, it goes without saying that a bunch of new posters showed up--some beginning to post heavily, some posting sporadically, although all are welcome! There are also more lurkers too, which is great (although you should post more ). I'd list everyone, but then I'd leave someone out, and they'd feel bad, and I'd feel bad, and someone would say "Don't feel bad!" and on and on...

-Although EDE did DEMAND a post from Floating Fox-like Creature Boy, and eventually recieved one from the notorious Lurker.

-Guess Who? as a thread has continued to amass large posts, and occasionally reels in a few lurkers (it's main objective). This is a years old LMB tradition.

-A few days ago, EDE made Page One officially all threads about Lash, making April 11th the official "MLLASH Day" to be celebrated henceforth. As the most beloved of all posters, this day will forever remind him that he is forever welcome throughout space/time/internet.

-These last few weeks have seen a decrease in posters, although there is at least another month to two month period of inactivity needed for someone to be considered 'un-active'. Life does get busy, you know?

There is more, and there is the 'Alt ID Rebellion Part I' to post about, but more work needs to be done for this grad student!

Other tidbits before the 'alt ID Revolt':

-Faraway Lad is captured by Pov, Cobalt and Quislet, although is returned . Gigglebot Girl, his girlfriend, joins Legion World and the LMB.

-Proty II becomes a major poster.

-Leap Year Lass gets LoneWolfLondo and Matlock to begin posting more frequently again!

-Hop on Pov becomes immensely popular as a game again!

-Leap Year Lass creates 'Missing a Muse' a gallery in the Bits section for those of us with no artistic skills. Great thread!

-Monkey Eater Lad, Drake, Nightcrawler and a whole slew of others begin the "Mano Wing", the first in a series of threads that will spotlight a Legion character each month with art, poetry, stories and photo-manips (and other cool stuff)!

-KinetixGreenZoe becomes a prominent poster on the MMB.

-Harbinger tells us what to do with our trumpets

-Numf-El begins writing his next LMB:Onevision chronicling his further adventures (with his 247 Zombies !) and lord only knows what else! *BTW, if you want a good laugh, check this out!*

Wow, I just read all of that in three minutes and understood what was going on, but at least now I'm caught up, thanks.

Wow, a lot to catch up on! I'll try to remember what I can:

"The Alt ID Revolt"- for a few weeks, it appeared that a major alt ID revolt was going to occur, and that Legion World would be torn asunder. However, things slowed down and it was never resolved. Here's a rundown of a few events:

-The Royal Inquisitor (still in jail) wrote a letter to the two new Legion World leaders saying that he could provide information on an upcoming alt ID revolt.

-Stoopid Cat begins hiding his "Alt ID secret files".

-Space Ranger begins acting strangely, and searches for Stoopid Cat.

-Queen Connie, Varalent's cat, joins Legion World and quickly becomes friends with Fat Cramer and Stoopid Cat. Both her and Fat Cramer become worried about Stoopid Cat.

-Varalent, Cobalt Kid, Outdoor Miner and Eryk Davis Ester are drawn into the mix, attempting to figure out what is going on.

-Dr. K Nine, who was working with Space Ranger, captures Stoopid Cat. Stoopid Cat hurls his "Alt ID Files" into the hidden underground bunker.

-Cobalt Kid attempts to enter the bunker, but Space Ranger seals it up. It begins becoming clear that Space Ranger has alternate motivations.

-Jinx is captured by Dr. K Nine.

-Space Ranger breaks Royal Inquisitor out of jail. Legion World is now in a full scale revolt. On one side is Space Ranger and other alt ID's, and on the other side is the felines: Stoopid Cat, Fat Cramer, Queen Connie and Jinx.

-Varalent frees Jinx and Stoopid Cat from Dr. K Nine.

-Cobalt Kid fires Space Ranger from the Security Office, although regrets doing so, hoping that it's all a misunderstanding.

-Space Ranger maintains his stance that Alt ID's need to be treated more fairly on Legion World. He still holds his views as a major Alt ID supporter, although he has now stepped down as the head of all Alt ID's. He is revered among the Alt ID community in a way similar to William Wallace and Julius Ceaser.

-After months of searching and litigation, Cobalt Kid, Varalent and Quislet, Esq. are forced to close "The Alt ID Revolt Case", unsolved.

-Rumors that Stoopid Cat's "Alt ID Files" are in the possession of Cobalt Kid (Chief of Security) continue to flow through Legion World and it's grapevine.

-The Royal Inquisitor is still on the loose, and is wanted for murder.

-Space Ranger is still tied up in litigation.

Since then, a variety of other things have happened throughout the Vee/Quis administration. Here are some I can remember:

A few great LMB cases have been going on, and can be seen in Tag Threads and Onevisions over in the Bits forum:

-To find out what some other LMBers were doing during Stu's term while Elagabolus was fighting Septimus in "Journies and Destinies", check out Numf-El's "Dragons" Onevision. Numf, Sonnie, Harbinger, Petty Officer Marvin of the Brood and Captain Dallas are all prominently featured in the funniest LMB Onevision yet!

-Other Onevisions, including my own, Lardy's and Lucien's are all still being finished. There are a few others too that need more posts (hint, hint!).

-The second ongoing tag thread "The All New, Not so Original Tag Thread" began with a blast, although it's petered out a little bit. There is a ton going on in that thread as well, and it probably takes place during the transition stage from the end of Stu's term (after the Dark Stu Saga) and the beginning of Quis and Vee's term.

-In the Tag Team Thread "Tag Team--the Return", a case involving rookie LMBers Gigglebot Girl, Card, and a few others has turned into all of the LMBers being turned into super-babies.

-Cobalt Kid, LardLad, Eryk Davis Ester, Lucien Lad and Faraway Lad have begun composing theories about alternate other Earths that may exist. After confirming the existence of Earth-2 (the DCU) and Earth-3 (the Marvel U), Cobalt Kid aptly named another Earth with an alternate SMB Earth-4. This is where Umber lived for most of her life, where Amber may have been born and where the infamous alternate version of Seahorse from Year One lives.

-The tale of how the LMB meant the SMB of Earth-4 is in the Tag Thread "Crisis on Earth-4!". There is plenty going on in terms of continuity and new characters there.

-Also, other galleries have been erected in the Bits forum paying tribute to favorite Legion characters. Check it out!

Scattered tidbits during the Vee/Quis term:

-Portfolio Boy returned to Legion World in the guise of Obadiah Oldbuck. In trying to gain a super-power, he entered a nucleur reactor, where it appears he gained some power. Security officers believe me may have been driven mad (a la the Green Goblin) or become a rampaging beast (a la the Hulk). He's made no comment on these accusations.

-Icefyre changes his monikor to Frostfyre.

-Future has become a prominent poster and welcome addition to Legion World.

-New statues were erected to Princess Crujectra and Invisible Brainiac along hero-way.

-New Alt ID's Dyvud and Frenk, the heads of Double Header, ran rampant on Legion World for a few nights. Only Outdoor Miner could calm them, it appears,, by getting them hammered.

-Stu returned to Legion World under the guise of UTS. What bizarro changes have happened to him remain a mystery.

-Nipple-Ron, a mysterious devil empowered some of the LMB's greatest foes. Golden Shower, Outdoor Miner's nemesis is now Shit-Blaster, and Sanity or Madness's arch-nemesis has also become more hideous.

-Kid Prime returned to Legion World and has reopened his room to it's inhabitants. Welcome back, Kippers!

-Space Tart, my long-lost, long-dead wife, has returned from the dead and come back to Legion World in all her glory. How she survived is a mystery, although rumors are it may be revealed in an upcoming Onevision. My reunion with her was stricly for behind closed doors .

-There are a bunch of other things I'm forgetting, so add them in if you remember them. Anything that was noteworthy of the last three months.

And, the final weeks of the Vee/Quis term:

-After an election proposal by Cobalt Kid, it was decided that the LMB Leader elections would continue according to tradition. Varalent and Quislet, acting as the current administration, made the decisions as to how the elections should proceed while keeping in mind the advice of the other LMBers. One important change was that candidates must nominate themselves.

-Immediately, a large portion of alt ID's on Legion World became active again and engaged in the elections through nominating themselves or mud-slinging.

-Royal Inquisitor publically asked for Dr. Mayavable to nominate himself, which he eventually did. Dr. Mayavale opened his campaign mediation tent, and allowed LWers to puff on the wheezing mists of Lolokaza (or something ).

-Thora nominated herself, hoping to make Legion World a matriarchal society. She erected a throne-room on Legion World, and began flogging any cretinous males who deserved it. Surprisingly, she gained support from Frostfyre and Rokk Steady.

-Obadiah Oldbuck nominated himself.

-Sanity or Madness nominated himself.

-Actor Lad nominated himself.

-Outdoor Miner nominated himself, although after much prodding by Cobalt Kid, I might add .

-Computo Jr., a newer alt ID, and Koko both nominated themselves for the election.

-Sir Prize, a new mysterious alt ID nominated himself. His identity remains a secret, even after he lost the election.

-Umber nominated herself for leader, and to show her knew seriousness in politics, ditched the boys and allowed them to do their own thing. While Brock went to college, Cliff went home to Earth-4 and Ashe remained on Legion World (rumor is he likes the boys). The newly returned Space Tart and Saturn Girl became Umber's biggest supporters.

-Lightning Lad began blasting anyone who rallied for Umber or Koko to win .

-Other LWers got into the mix and enjoyed the election craziness. Lots of drinking and partying ensued. Other alt ID's such as Circuit Breaker, Magic User, Dyvud, Frenk and Giant Robotic Lesbian also became involved.

-Eryk Davis Ester wondered if the large influx of Alt ID's was part of Space Ranger's plan from the 'Alt ID Revolt', but Space Ranger denied this, adding that he supported the notion of an Alt ID being the LMB leader.

The Election happened, and Sanity or Madness became the new LMB Leader, with Outdoor Miner as the new deputy Leader. The new HQ of LW was erected as the "SoM/Outdoor Miner Governmental Building". Calamity has already started playing a lot of racket. Cabinets have been filled by Captain Dallas, Future, Frostfyre, and others.

-Thora has opened up a flogging chamber and has erected a statue of herself. She still holds wide support among many males. She also can tell you how cretinuous you are.

-Umber and Space Tart have moved in together.

-Semi Transparent Fellow has become a more active poster again (yay ), and he and Vee are running an ever-busy SHAKES as usual.

-Glorith, a new face on Legion World, has already shown that she believes she is queen of Legion World. Faraway Lad naturally assumed that a catfight between her and Thora was absolutely necessary.

-Lots of other things happening, and the usual faces have remained a big part of LW during the last few months. I'd name us all, but I'd leave someone out. You know who you are

Enter Year Six

In continuity, the LMB is entering it's sixth year as a group! Here are a few key moments to show it:

-SoM and Outdoor Miner become the new leaders of the LMB.

- Legion World Celebrates a one year anniversary! - And a great year it's been. This marks, to me, the beginning of another year.

-Statues are erected of Nightcrawler and Lightning Lad, the two founders of Legion World!

And we move forward to a bold new era, with more members than ever to keep track of!

(So many in fact, that it's always good to have people keep their own continuity strait and add it in themselves...hint, hint...)

Wow, I have my own day! I'm welcome! I'm really welcome!!

You get your own day to show you are forever welcome throughout space/time/internet! The most beloved of all posters!