Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum The Ultra Annoying New Fun Sanity or Madness Game!

Want to make yourself giggle?

Everytime SoM makes a post, follow up immediately with either the word "Sanity!" or the word "Madness!" You be the judge of what he just said!

Not only will this get funnier as the months go on, it'll be fun to see SoM's reaction!



(sorry SoM, I'm too bored, and your name is a recent visitor! )

*fires Cobie*

*out of a cannon*

*watches Cobie hit Mach 9 on his way to an impact with Kid Prime's old asteroid*

Madness!

Sentient Cobalt, I highly advise that you cease and desist in this attempt to slander our fearless leader.Such tactics and childish games are beneath the high office you currently hold.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(and besides that it isn't really that funny)

It isn't funny yet, but it one day will be if it keeps up. Mark my words! I give it three weeks before people start grinning, and then five before it turns into giggling. In two months, it'll be outright laughing!

Slander is much more fun when it's a leader!

*rips Cobalt Kid's spleen from his body and force-feeds it to an aardvark, while making balloon animals of his lower intestines*

Sentient Cobalt, since my release from my recent internment in the mousehole dimension I have come to realize that a higher standard of conduct is both expected and necessary from those few sentients such as you and I who have had the safety and security of Legion World placed in our care. What is acceptable behavior for others is mere frivolity for us. and frivolity is the sworn enemy of eternal vigilance, the price we pay for serving our high calling. Sir I realize you are my superior officer, but I must in all earnestness request that you seriously consider the price of your actions. The Security and Safety of the citizens of Legion World could be compromised by such laxity.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(I still don't get the joke, his name is Sanity or Madness)

Um, Ranger, I'm a bit concerned that you're still exhausted from your recent internment. Why don't you relax a little and have a beer.

There's no need for such a strict routine of discipline! We need to maintain the air of friendly easy-goingness, not rigid surveillance!

For example, I don't know if I even spealt that right!

*Promotes what is left of the badly-injured Cobalt Kid to a desk job at the Overseeing Really important work (honest!) quango, since he is no longer fit for his old job*

Space Ranger, do you accept the now-vacant post of Security Chief?

Madness!

*Ahem*

That was a robot duplicate. I'm fine, and I'm right here.

Also, as I've said before, I'm Security Chief for life. I can't be fired, I can only lose my position if I retire or am killed. So the leader has NO power over my status of Security Chief.

Thus, I cannot be removed from office, as was set during the term of Princess Crujectra, with the concurrence of the LMB founders and Legion World founders.

Sorry, nice try . But I still support you as leader!

Madness!

Sir, I would be glad to accept that honor were it not for the unfortunate events which led the former deputy leader Stoopid Cat to imprison me in the Mousehole Dimension. I deserved the fate I recieved and must now strive mightily to achieve a new measure of trust from the non-altID inhabitants of Legion World. I must therefore respectfully decline your kind offer. For Now, At this Time.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(What does the position Pay and what are the Perks)

Jeepers! Trying to injure and remove Security-Chief-for-Life Cobalt Kid and replace him with the still-suspect Space Ranger?

I think it would be wise to keep a vigilant eye on our leader's state of mind...

Ah, but robots don't have spleens or intestines, so obviously the robot is the one that posted the message pretending the real Cobalt Kid was a robot.

And Cobalt Robot, you missed clause (iv) of sub-section 11f, paragraph 9, whereby it states that "in case of serious injury to the Security Chief, the leader should automatically promote him to a desk job on 1.5 × the salary, and select a new Security Chief immediately".

Plus, I should point out at this point that the deAmoebaising I once performed on your master is reversible... you wouldn't want your master, the real Cobalt Kid, to be reduced to a single-celled organism of little mind (presuming we could tell the difference - the statue rubble never lies, after all) again... would you?

Sentient EDE, do you consider it wise to question the authority and judgement of your elected leaders? Such actions can be considered a danger to the security and inter... ahem... I mean safety of Legion World.

Truth and justice shall Prevail!
(and besides SoM hasn't given me any numbers yet)

Only trying to fulfil my campaign promise for "constant cabinet reshuffles [and] a completely unstable government".

And Space Ranger, I'm sure we can come to some arrangement on the salary...

I'm sorry friends, but it appears you're over-stepping your bounds.

The executive office of LW leader has no power over the Security Chief. You are acting uncontrollably and irresponsibly, as if you were losing her mind. Perhaps madness is truly taking over?

Space Ranger, old friend, after previous events in the so-called 'Alt ID Revolt', I'm glad that you're taking steps to earn back the trust of non-alt ID LWers. However, I hope you understand that you must go through a brief probationary period before you can become Second in command of the Security office again. Strictly a formality of course.

I'd also like to remind you, SoM, that I am a triumvir as well. Should it appear that you are acting in the role of tyrant, by assuming powers that you don't have, I would be forced to confer with my fellow triumvirs and begin mobilizing my armies.

If you have any doubt of my humanity, just ask Miss Terious, who I was just with in my Security Office. The fetus in her should prove that I'm the one true Cobalt Kid.

This overreaction from two trusted LW posters, all over a slight game? Maybe you both should tested for mind control?

Madness!

SoM, that isn't from the LW constitution, that's from Stoopid Cat's 'Feline Fraternity's Charter'. Who knew that the feline community had their own feline security? And why did you end up with it? Have you been snooping around on them too?

Is there a strong under-current of institutional racism against felines in the SoM government?

Where is Outdoor Miner? What have you done with him?

No, it was behind glass marked "In case Cobalt Kid becomes a problem", and signed by Princess Crujectra during her leadership term. It's a copy of the charter under which the real Cobalt Kid was engaged as Security Chief, with certain sections highlighted. Clearly, you are not only a mere robot (and thus, unable to call upon the real Cobalt Kid's armies), but a mere, malfuntioning robot (and any activities which the real Cobalt Kid participated in won't disprove that). If your master recovers, of course he will always have a job.

And I deny any connection to the "MADNESS ONLY" who ripped your master apart, and will sue anyone who claims otherwise.

Sanitary!

Once Spellbinder comes back to Legion World, she can easily do two things: first, tell the citizens that no such clause was ever signed, and that this is a total lie and secondly, easily see that I am the real Cobalt Kid.

I'm sorry SoM, but you're wrong. I don't know what else you'd like me to do to prove it, having a child with Miss Terious should do the trick.

And I'll always have one job in particulur: Chief of Security. The position of leader may be more glamorous, but it is an elected one and a limited one. My position is for life and I cannot be removed. The judicial does not answer to the executive here.

The only robot around me right now is my robot side-kick programmed with super-seventies swinger lingo, and he says "Far out! Tell that SoM cat to stop bein' so heavy and start groovin'".

If it helps, blame ActorLad

In the meantime, I'll have to ask you to direct your intenstine-ripping minions towards the true enemy of Legion World: Liza Minelli's body (wherever it ended up).

MADNESS ONLY missed me for some reason and tore apart the guy next to me. Who was that guy anyway?

MY ASTEROID!

Oh, wait, that was my interstellar prison back in the waning days of the Dark STU saga. Go ahead Cobie, hope you smash the hell out of it.

You know, this would be a great opportune time for CobaltBOT # 119 to show up.

If I can find it, I will Kippers! A robot version of me is en route to it now, although who knows what'll happen.

Now I've got to sort out this case of mistaken identity with SoM, and see if he's mentally stable. I'm worried that he's gone tyrannical!