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Oh, hang on, evil trap. I forgot to set one. Ermm.... right...

FFZZZWAAAAMMMMM!!!!!

> In an instant LAM, Pagan Lass, IB, the deflated Dedman and anyone else who might be one the previous page and hasn't already left find themselves trapped in large, individual hour glasses with their names etched on the side. The sand is pouring out of the top bulbs into the bottom bulbs and threatens to suffocate all of the trapped LMBPers. In big letters above them reads the terrifying title 'LMBP.... TIME TO DIE!!!' <

MWAHAHAHAAHA!!!! You will never escape from the fiendish trap LMBP hero type people! I'm absolutely sure of that because such a fiendish trap as that could never fail. Never.

And because I am so sure it won't fail I'm off to go and destroy science *somewhere else*. Have fun dying, byeeee.

>Gay-lipso vanishes in a puff of glittery smoke leaving the trapped LMBPers to work out a way out of their ever so difficult to escape from predicament <

Damn! The bastard's gone! And nothing we tried worked!

Hang on, guys. I can get us out of this by transforming each of us into light...

Okay, done. LAm, Pagan Lass, you all right? How do we help dedman?

And how do we stop Gay-lipso? Not even light can stop him now, and his magic's too powerful. Maybe you can seduce him or something, LAM?

IB, i tend to go for the darker, hairier types - not really one for excessive power-freaks with one too-many 'blonde moments'... :rolleyes:

well, we all have to make sacrifices sometime. You don't have to actually seduce him, just get close enough to blow him up or something.

If you don't mind, I mean.

No, of course not ...combining both Ornitho and Dartalg selves, i silently hover over the blissfully-oblivious Glamour Puss abd blow a tranquiliser dart through a pipe, into his butt

Curses, my one weakness! Tranquiliser darts, how could they possibly kno....

>THUMP<

Snoooooooooooorrrreee

IB...it woiked! Nyuk-nyuk!

That was a brilliant suggestion on your part, dude!

! Wow, nice going!

I can't believe it worked myself, but... o now what do we do with him?

snnooooooorrre

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he looks so innocent when asleep.

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I dont think the dart i blew into his butt was tainted with Rhohypnol, DB...do with his as you will...

(looks at Glamour Puss, and pulses with light)

As much as I'd love to blast this creep to hell, we might be able to learn something from him. Let's take him to Vee.

(gathers Dedman and Glamour Puss, and with LAM and Pagan Lass, flies back to the Command Center)

<Watching on the monitor from Tamper Lad's Secure Undisclosed Location>

Ohmygod, Invisible Brainiac is soooooooooo Cute!

I'd respond to that, EG, if I weren't so afraid of your grumpy old grandpa!

Ohmygod, I didn't know you could hear me! *Squeal* And Gramps isn't really all that grumpy, usually.

Everday Girl be careful, the Red Bee has hatched a plot to abduct you.

LAM communicates via Omnicom: "IB! I am sensing a plan by Red Bee to kidnap our young friend Everyday Girl!"

Ohmygod, Abduct Me? Why? That is so not right! I'm going back to... Somewhere... And anyway Gramps and Gram will so kick his ass if he even looks at me funny.

Still...

*Suddenly, the LMBP Spectre makes her move!*

LMB!

My intentions are far too obtuse for you to comprehend! I must implore you to free Glamour Puss now, for he has a role that is far too important left to play!

I am an LMBer, and I am a friend. But the Spirit of Vengeance has a far stronger hold on this myriad that I call existence. And the Spectre demands Glamour Puss be released for the final war!

Go now, to Earth-4, and free Lucien Lad. Their powers play on a stage that the human mind is unaccustomed to. The goal may not be to free Lucien Lad or Glamour Puss, but to entrap them in one another…to do so would create the ultimate weapon in battling continuity ridden entropy. For all that is destroyed is remembered…nostalgia is the greatest power of any sentient that ever felt that they once enjoyed something. I care not if you understand my words. But I ask that you do as I command.

<wraps self around Tamper Lad>

Yours is an existence that never sees rest.

Experience now, while I am here, what it is like to know pure, undisturbed relaxation for even the briefest moment.

It is a feeling you will never forget.

Remember where you stand after this war, Tamper Lad. Progress is compromise.

**falls to the ground in a state of relaxation**



My goodness, what did the Spectre just do? That felt exceptionally dirty. Orgiastic even. Did the Spectre just have her way with me?

I wonder what she meant by that, but if there's any chance I get to feel that again, I must do her bidding. Nova will never go for it though. Hmmm...

<Torn between two women, one the immortal spirit of Vengeance, and the other just a first class beyatch, TL flies off contemplating a plan to free Glamour Puss>

Naughty Tamper Lad. Before coming to set me free (I can actually escape at any time by the way, but your ego could probably do with a bit of stroking if you think you let me go by your free will rather than because your TranqCollar was sub-standard) I really think you should put on some clean trousers. That kind of response should really only be restricted to teenage boys at night.

I feel a chorus of "Torn Between Two Lovers" coming on...

So, they've all gone off to Earth 4 to try and find my counterpart have they? Well I don't have a clue what the Spectre is talking about but if everyone else is busy then I may as well entertain myself while I wait.

Now, I recall putting out a rescue call to the villains and getting no response. I am slightly peeved about that and shall start having my fun there.

glamour puss...can't i interest you in shopping or fine dining instead?