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Originally posted by Nova Girl:
Personally, I don't know how the Princess does it. If it were me my lower back would've given out years ago. It helps to be telekinetic 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Originally posted by Glamour Puss:
I am now imbued with the power of the Black Diamonds! I am Eclipso! (because I can't think of an amusing pun on the name. Calypso just didn't seem right). Gosh I would think the most appropriate name would be Gaylypso! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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This is absolutely ridiculous. Nova stop admiring the princess' bosom and help me bring out yet another weapon designed by our institute. This one will stop Gay-lispo for sure...
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 Well I'd ask you to stop looking at mine, it's all you've done since I got to Legion World. If Throbbing Boy were here, he'd a kicked your butt by now. How'd I become your assistant, I'm your boss back home.
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Your are mistaken, I didn't look at your chest once in the two weeks you've been here. FTR it's your backside that interests me.
Now about the weapon... Eclipso is powerless in sunlight. So we'll just get concentrated sunlight and blast him. He'll be reduced to Glamour Puss who you managed to engage in a hair pull match earlier.
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Originally posted by Vee: Gosh I would think the most appropriate name would be Gaylypso! DAMMIT!!!! Of course you're right. How bloody stupid of me not to notice. Right Vee just for making me feel foolish by thinking up a much better name I shall have to turn you into.... A fruitbat. FZZWWWAMMM!!!! There, done. As for Jeckie. Right, so those melons are already there and not my work. How about I make them into grapes instead? FZZZWWAAAMMMMM!!! heh heh heh. Not quite sure how that helps in my mission to destroy magic, but it sures amuses me.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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That still leaves the Spectre, you dork.
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What, me dork or Tamper Lad dork? You mean you actually think one of Tamper's inventions might work against me?
Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh, I've just worked out who Tamper reminds me of. Wile E. Coyote. heheheheheehhehehe. Does he get all his computer equipment from Acme in big crates with the instructions written in white on blue paper? He heeheehehehehe
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I will not be mocked by a villain or my ex-whatever you are, Nova.
Take that GP....
<shines a beam of intense sunlight at GP robbing him of the Gay-lispo powers>
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*sigh* I'm not your ex-anything dork.  Though it was pretty good as one of those one-night things go. <rushes GP ready to grab his hair again> Remember what I did to your wavy blonde locks the last time we met Fabulous One?
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No, that's just giving me a slight tan. I am Gay-lipso after all. I'd be a pretty crappy queen if I couldn't go out and look fabulous in the day time now wouldn't I?
Now I am an evil villain intent on destroying all magic on Legion World but with a healthy glow rather than the previous pale look.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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Originally posted by Nova Girl:
Remember what I did to your wavy blonde locks the last time we met Fabulous One? Yes, true. In fact in that one moment you've managed to do more to hurt me than Tamper has with all his whacky schemes. You know, i think maybe he's not actually Coyote. He's more Dick Dastradly, don't you think?
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Shoot, TL I knew you'd underestimate him again. Ack Don't know about the hair pulling either, he's too strong...
<NG grabs GP in headlock and pulls at his locks with her free hand>
This type of plan is how you got those two girls killed isn't it?
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Oh shoot Nova's in trouble....
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ugg...that was ....odd
Nova's in trouble?!?!?!
I'll save her!!!!
>leaps to the "rescue"<
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OK dammit, that is quite enough hair pulling. I'm Gay-lipso you know! I won't be stopped by mere school yard fight tactics (unless this story takes a *really bizarre twist). You could stab me through the heart with a big pointy knife and I would laugh it off and just turn EDEs luck lord into duck soup or something like that.
Owww!!! Stop that!
>Gay-lipso elbows NG in the boobs and while she is momentarily distracted he kicks her in the shin and pokes Tamper Lad in the eye. Then he shoots up into the air and hovers above them glowering at them all malevolent and stuff. Then he makes it rain snails for no other reason than he's a bit annoyed<
Now, stop annoying me with your non magica based powers and distracting me from my misson. This place is usuallt crawling with magic users so where the hell have they all buggered off to, eh?
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They've just discovered the wonders of the Spellbinder doll.
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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ah... that explains a lot.
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Gay-Lipso?  Okay Mr. Gay-Lipso, I hear you're looking for some Magic Users to kill... Here I am, Bubby, Bring It!
/ / ( . )Y( . ) \ \
What can I DO for you?
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I will use my Psyche-self to create conflict within GlamourPuss and his other selves Gaylypso and GremlinMan
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Other selves? There's just one of me. I have little people living in my head that have parties most of the time, but they're just visitors rather than being in control. Right as we speak they're having a Sound Of Music party and are mostly dressed as nuns. They've just got the 'Doe, A Deer' bit and are doing all the hand movements perfectly.
Ah, Pagan Lass. Right, magic user, something amusing. Ermmmm....
Right, I shall turn you into a thirteen year old boy with a serious acne problem, an embaressing problem with a breaking voice and an unhealthy obsession with Teri Hatcher's arse.
FFFZZZWAAAAMMM!!!
Ta-da!
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Originally posted by Glamour Puss:
...Ah, Pagan Lass. Right, magic user, something amusing. Ermmmm....
Right, I shall turn you into a thirteen year old boy with a serious acne problem, an embaressing problem with a breaking voice and an unhealthy obsession with Teri Hatcher's arse.
FFFZZZWAAAAMMM!!!
Ta-da!  It's not that easy Gay-Lipso, I may not be able to stop you from doing that but for every action there's an equal and opposite... So, as long as I'm this cute little pimple faced boy, You'll be Terry Hatcher, who just happens to have an affinity for hsrd spankings and a deep seated need to please her biggest fans... <Materializes a large wooden paddle with holes in the flat area> Ass-ume the position Terry baby, Thats a bad girl... ***WHACK***
/ / ( . )Y( . ) \ \
What can I DO for you?
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<watches bemusedly from the corner>
hmmm....interesting, i must inform the security office......
<continues to watch the spanking of Terry Hatcher>
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Oops, i also forgot to subdue GP's alter-ego, Kinko the Gay Clown...d'oh!!!!
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Damn you, Glamour Puss! You killed my counterpart! Now you're gonna pay! (flies in and starts radiating a large amount of light)
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