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Well, babe, the ex-villainess inside me likes that one a lot! However, we probably shouldn't do that...y'know, since Legion World's not a totalitarian state with an iffy-at-best sentient rights record and all!

Whoo! I know who I'm voting for! *jumps up and down like the rabid fangirl I am*

Not this week anyway.

Good answer.

Thank you, Fangirl Girl and Miner...just know that the response you celebrate came from the heart.

By the by, have I mentioned my Ultimate Massage spell? Come on in, and I'll let you sample it!

I prefer the hands on approach to massage... it's far more satisfying. Right, Cobie dear?

A massage?

All RIGHT!!

You bring the chocolate sauce and I'll bring the Brillo Pads!!

I employ a similar approach, though I usually call it 'hands full'

Know what? If my stance on the issues and my magical bribes haven't convinced you to vote for me yet, well, how about my...


TITS!


I mean, aren't they righteous? Sure, Frio's are okay, but......

<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">I have it on good authority that she uses her powers to enhance their appearance, if you know what I mean!</span></span>

So vote for the only pair of decent, all-natural, non-magically-enhanced (and I've had them certified to be real by the Sorcerer's World's Division of Magical Tampering) tits in the election!

Vote for Dru: Because anyone, gay or straight, can appreciate a great pair of TITS!

Well, it's nice to see that you are basing your campaign on merits and class, dear.

Always a lady.

She's lost my vote.

Would it be ok if we removed the "tits" reference in the title of this thread? A little more ALL-AGES friendly...perhaps.

Thanks!

Speaking as a former leader, Jeckie, merits and class have no place in these elections! You should know that as well!

As her campaign manager, I advised Dru to appeal to the lowest common denominator! If that's what it takes to help her stand out, especially with Cobalt now in the mix, then so be it!

If Dru gets elected, she'll show everyone that she's more than a great set of tits!

Done!

But wasn't one of our favorite tabloids called "The TITS!" in the title of a prominent MMB thread awhile back? Seems a bit of a double standard, if you ask me.

Just sayin'......

Well, we have cartoon kids among us now, so we need to be role models

I still stand first and foremost for a strong defense, but so many voters don't seem to care about the issues!

I think the negative backlash I'm getting about the "tits" spin I've put on is laughable, especially considering Cobalt's platform, or lack thereof!

The shame of it is, he'll probably win doing basically the same thing I've tried the past couple days. I promote some of my feminine assets, so I'm a bitch! He comes out and says outright that he's a male pig, and he's a hero!

And here I thought Legion World was above the double standard for the genders!

Nice.

So, I guess, in light of that last post a vote for me is a vote against the double standard put on females by patriarchal society, dammit!

That is...if we ever get around to voting, of course.....

Well, thanks for nothing, oh apparent icon of patriarchal society!

Ohmygod! Don't worry about it Miss Dru the Sorcerest.

Mr Shakyrear is like a fickle pickle.

I'd vote for you if I was like old enough.

Don't let that stop you, EG!

I hope that all of you voted/will vote for me....

...it would be a shame if I had to turn you into something...unpleasant.......just sayin'.

Be careful, Dru. You don't want someone to drop a house on you...

Why, I wouldn ever stand for a candidate that makes veiled threats to the populice of LW!

Take me for instance--I blatantly have told LW about my plans to turn the LMB into a military/industrialist super-powerful lobbying group!