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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/25/25 02:39 AM
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So who'd win in an all out slugfest?
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Whomever has the most slugs.
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What about an all-out slagfest?
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I volunteer to go 1-n-1 with Lyle! *naughty chuckle!*
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Possible snippet of dialogue from Invisible Kid vs. Lash Lad battle:
"NOW who's the little bitch, Norg??!?"
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Fat Cramer vs. Timber Wolf-- who's claws are sharper?
Danny Blaine vs. Star Boy-- will Danny be overcome by Thom's fists or his boyish smile?
Teeds vs. Triad-- the fight ends when the gals begin swapping shopping secrets!
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Boyish smile would be my guess...
Touch the magic...
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Saturn Girl vs. Kid Prime-- Imra lays the mental smackdown on Kippers for all those "hussy" comments!
M'onel vs. He Who Wanders-- battle of the seeders!
Arachne vs. Shrinking Violet-- when titans tussle!
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Fat Cramer vs. Timber Wolf-- who's claws are sharper? My money's on FC, no doubt about it!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Invisible Kid vs Galadhran
I win pants down... I lurk better!
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Funny, I think Lash was planning on winning his fight with Invisible Kid pants down as well.
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Saturn Girl vs. Kid Prime-- Imra lays the mental smackdown on Kippers for all those "hussy" comments!
Transformers are immune to telepathy. So there. 
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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And she's STILL a shameless hussy.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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The battle of the leaders - Cru vs Q ...
Princess Cru clearly outclasses Kid Q on all counts.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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As for myself vs Timber Wolf - no need to even put out the claws. I'll just throw a pregnant Bgtzlian in front of him and he'll be a goner.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
The battle of the leaders - Cru vs Q ...
Princess Cru clearly outclasses Kid Q on all counts. And I tend not to let everyone see my butt cheeks, either 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Funny, I think Lash was planning on winning his fight with Invisible Kid pants down as well.  very good !!! Matthew.
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Are we talking post-boot or all eras? Cuz I think I could easily handle Tellus. I could probably give Saturn Girl a run for her money, although her powers were honed in a formal educational arena, while I was more or less self-taught...
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Whatever you do don't put me up against Reflecto!
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Greybird vs Dawnstar: a tie. He would be lost in adoration, and she would be enchanted by his devotion.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Anyone remember Legion World Wrestling?
Let the Fun Begin!
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Shark Lad vs the Super Moby Dick of Space - not sure, but I'd put my money on the Shark. He probably moves faster.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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Icefire vs. Polar Boy I would go with Icey, but I am not sure if it his fire powers or flirting power that would give him the edge. 
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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