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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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In honor of the great hero, Cobalt Kid, I do hereby present the citizens of Legion World whth this magnificent statue.
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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[aside]Great, Balumphus was one of those planets I visited when I went on one of those mulitple 'Jim Morrison acid trips spiritual journeys' I go on during every crisis we have to bring my character to the next part of his spiritual journey. My only recollection is a lot of naked women with yellow-orangey skin worshipping me as some type of uber-husband deity, but then consuming too much wine and even *more* acid[/aside]
A mighty statue indeed. Great package too, though not quite in proportion with the rest of the statue.
Unfortunately, these days, this type of iconography does little for me...
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From certain angles it looks a little like Jim.J Bullock. And what's that it's holding ?!?
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No! This can't be happening!
It must be a bad dream...
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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You'd think that, wouldn't you?
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Why is that cow looking at me????
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Wait...is this a nude statue? 
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Cobie would not allow a nude statue. It would reveal too much - or not enough.
Ms. Wednesday, On behalf of Legion World, I accept this wonderous gift. It will look great in front of the Cobalt Kid Head of Security Library that is presently in the works. Allow me to have this statue transported to the location choosen for the library.
(aside to Abin) I think in the middle of Desolation Swamp is the site for the "Library".
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
(aside to Abin) I think in the middle of Desolation Swamp is the site for the "Library".  <THE STATUE VANISHES IN A BLINDING BURST OF EMERALD ENERGY>I have delivered the statue to it's ultimate destination for you, Ms. Wednesday. No need to thank me... Just part of the service...
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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...suddenly, a wooded garden on Winath got a lot more crowded...
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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The statue appears to be very attractive to bees...
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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say... where'd Devlin go?
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
The statue appears to be very attractive to bees... Hmm...and seagulls too.
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"Little do they know that statue of the legendary poster known as Cobalt Kid is really me... Chameleon Boy!"
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Balumphus would be a good name for that angry bull that's Udder Nonsense's avatar.
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Those are creepy eyes, for sure.
I just realized that it can't be a bull if it's the avatar for Udder Nonsense. It must be a very butch lesbian cow.
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Originally posted by Stealth:
Those are creepy eyes, for sure.
I just realized that it can't be a bull if it's the avatar for Udder Nonsense. It must be a very butch lesbian cow. It needs a visit from Kid Gender Reversal Stereotype II!
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A very butch lesbian cow? Every message board needs one of those.
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Originally posted by Terrona:
It needs a visit from Kid Gender Reversal Stereotype II! "Girls will be boys and boys will be girls..."
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
A very butch lesbian cow? Every message board needs one of those. EDIT: I'm self-censoring a jokey reply that I think went a little too far. If you want to read the joke, send me a PM.
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Originally posted by Stealth: Originally posted by Terrona:
It needs a visit from Kid Gender Reversal Stereotype II! The cow/bull's name is Lola?????????
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Is that scary butch lesbian cow still hanging around? She/it just creeps me right out.
What kind of crazy planet is this anyway?
I travel here to honor the "Greatest Hero in the Galaxy" and not only do you people sic a cow on me but your wierd janitor tosses the gift statue I brought out like it was just another piece of trash.
Why you gotta be like that?
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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Ash, its an odd community we live in, where heroes are reviled and villains such as Abin Quank are in charge of the secret police.
Let me show you around a little, and we can get acquainted.
So tell me more about when I saved your planet...
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M-M-Must compose myself... He's speaking to meeeee...
Umm... Mr Cobalt kid, Sir...
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When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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