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#732104 03/01/07 02:36 AM
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In my role as my master's replacement, I am finding that my programming data in fulfilling said role appears most inadequate!

So I would appreciate some primers on how I should adapt my programming, so that I may succeed in bringing forth the illusion that I am your departed comrade and therefore more adequately fill his proverbial shoes. Any assistance you can render me in this endeavor would be highly conducive.

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Lard Lad always brings the refreshments to team meetings.

Something else else sweet is always appreciated by the LMBPers...


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Don't forget the alcohol.

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Don’t forget the alchohol. laugh

And no this is not a duplicate post, just the voice of experience. If I know the LMBP then bringing the normal amount of booze is just not enough. Kind of a “think of a number and double it” moment.

So.

Mine’s a Beer and Miner will have a threefer


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Lard Lad Robot,

Lard Lad would come over to my place every other day and give me foot massages. He also had a catered lunch brought in (which he paid for).

It would look suspicioous (especially to the enemies of Legion World) if you did not continue doiing these things.


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Processing.....it would appear there is a conflict between these pointers and my core programming. Processing.....

Query: What is 'flipping the bird', and why is my core pogramming telling me this is the appropriate response to the advice I've been given thus far?

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I believe that flipping the bird is an Old Earth phrase used to signify that one is preparing a lunch of roasted pheasant for ones teammates. I'm getting hungry already smile


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Lard Lad Robot, there is a glitch in your systems! In order to truly fill Lard Lad's niche, you must provide us as much alcohol and money as possible! THAT and that alone must be your prime directive!


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Ignore these practical jokers.

Your core programming is to protect and serve.

So, whenever there's danger on Legion World, you must do your utmost to protect and serve me.


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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Ignore these practical jokers.

Your core programming is to protect and serve.

So, whenever there's danger on Legion World, you must do your utmost to protect and serve me.
Watch out Miner! I saw Lard Lad with several cookbooks when he was programming the robot.


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"To Serve Miner." why does that sound so familiar?


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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Watch out Miner! I saw Lard Lad with several cookbooks when he was programming the robot.
Were any of them insect themed?


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I hope the big monkey called "Lard Lad" enjoyed the cookbooks I sold him.

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I hope he took them with him when he left and did not give that robot any ideas.

So Lard Lad Robot, did your master programme you with the seven ...um....secret hand gestures?


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What about Lardy's key to the executive washroom? Or his LMBP Visa card? I'm not sure it's wise to allow a robot to go around charging things to the group, y'know.

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Lard Lad never liked me ...


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Some men are intimidated by a large dorsal fin...


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[Buffett]Fins to the right, fins to the left and you're the only game in town.[/Buffett]


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[Darin]Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear, and he shows them, pearly white[/Darin]


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Lard Lad Robot, be at ease among these hooligans. Shark Lad was framed by some guy named Mac Heath who carried a jack knife all the time.

Now, do you have the ability to brew beer in your stomach like Bender from Futurama?

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Now, do you have the ability to brew beer in your stomach like Bender from Futurama?
You don't want to know what he uses for a beer tap...


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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Lard Lad Robot, be at ease among these hooligans. Shark Lad was framed by some guy named Mac Heath who carried a jack knife all the time.

<click>Now, do you have the ability to brew beer in your stomach like Bender from Futurama?
Query: 'beer'?<click>

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It's like the machine oil you drink over at the OK Corral. only better.


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Originally posted by Lard Lad Robot:
Query: 'beer'?<click>
It's no good for ya, LLR.


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<click>Query: Should my designation be changed to "LardBot" as some have referred to me on the boards?<click>

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