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Oh, the days of Lash Lad using bondage equipment as crimefighting gear are long passed, I'm afraid!

You may have heard that for a while I was possessed by the reality-altering powers of the retconforce?

Well, don't dare tell ANYONE, but... I still have 'em. Now you know why I always get my way!

Keep it on the down-low! Big secret! Wouldn't want everyone all scared I might eradicate 'em from existence and stuff.

Well, as long as you tell them it's only a reimagining, I'm sure they won't mind.

I've read reports of a MLLASH Lass, Android MLLASH, Super MLLASH Tot, and Peepaw? Are these relatives of yours and will we see them again?

Android MLLASH was a robot I built... when I realized I couldn't make it look exactly like Matt Damon, I decided to have it scrapped, but the stupid thing went all berserk and stuff and started stalking me! It also had this freaky notion in its robot head that it wanted to kill Matt Damon. *sigh* I've since given up on the notion of building android sex slaves.

I was Super Lash Tot a few years ago, when I retconned myself into a baby during a drunken pity-party with Seahorse at the Red Light Lounge!

More recently, I was both MLLASH Lass and Peepaw MLLASH when I somehow transformed into a woman and an old man, respectively. Fortunately, the Emerald Empress was able to fix me. MLLASH Lass had great knockers!

I'd like to mention some of Lash's projects at this time. Matter-Eater Lad: the Series, DOOMED GAY ROMANCE, Trash Lass: Girl Garbage Collector, and the All-Smiley Theater. You're obviously a very prolific creator.

Word is, that you and EDE will be creating a new series set in the postboot universe. What will be the premise of this new series? Spoil us, please.

I live to spoil you!

Well, MEL:TS has always been strictly set in the postboot universe, but what with the recent TITANS/LEGION sitch and the re-imagining, I was a little bamboozled about whether or not to continue with it. I needed something to say to me, "It's OKAY to continue this. You don't have to destroy or ignore what you and Eryk have worked so hard on."

Something else else did. An idea smacked me in the face not unlike an angry lover's skillet might. "Nature abhors a vacuum... Long live the Legion!" It's MEL:TS-- still it postboot continuity-- after a 5-Month Gap following the final issue.... I promise you great stuff! Eryk and I are about to burst with ideas!

(The room explodes with anticipatory APPLAUSE!)

Thank you for taking the time to visit The Poster's Studio, MLLASH. You are the most beloved Good Time Charlie in all of Legion World!

(After the taping stops, I commence to tickling Lash and making him titter like a schoolgirl. It's a good thing. )

*girlish titters!*

Great interview!

Lash you are the man!

If Miss T keeps getting big names like Mllash then this show will never go out of syndication.

(Claps for Lash and Miss T)

I'd prefer to only do one interview a night (so that each interview is fresh and personalized), but I sincerely hope my booking department can entice RTVU2, DivineOpalJanell, and other LMBers to take the chair. It's basically as easy as bumping the thread and announcing yourself.

Thanks

Thanks for having me! I look forward to the next time.

And just for the sake of completion, the answers are:

We don't have that much time; but that would be telling; and STUtopia.

ehhhh.....bump.

I think a cetain Miner wants to be interviewed.

Getting interviewed SPACE-RAWKS! It makes you feel all like a star. Miss T is the Baba Wawa of Legion World!

Miner - I'm very sorry I missed this opportunity. I want to get you in that chair though. I'll keep my peeepers peeled for the next time you are online.

Yes?

(A disembodied voice announces: )

Tonight in the chair: Outdoor Miner.

(*APPLAUSE*)

(A 5'4" humanoid woman in her early twenties stumbles onto the stage. She has long black hair and is dressed in orange-reddish leather. She looks at her already seated guest and then at the audience. Composing herself, she sits down.)

(The disembodied voice announces: LMBer Miss Terious has been rebooted by Father Rett-Kon of Our Sister of the Breasted Virgin. This is "technically" her first interview and meeting with Outdoor Miner.)

Um... yeah. What he said.

(Looks at her cards.)

So how long have you been a member of the LMBP, Ogre Diner?

Long enough to know better.

Thanks for having me on the show, O.W.L.prah.

(Oblivious to the reference.)

It says here that you play the "mellotron." What's a mellotron and are you any good at it?

Basically, the 'tron is a keyboard whose keys trigger tapes which play back various pre-recorded sounds: strings, reeds, choirs, you name it. I'm currently playing it in LW's finest rock colossus, Calamity, and every night at the Lonely Hearts Club.

The great thing about the 'tron is that one does not have to be particularly good at it to get cool sounds out of it.

(Hmmmm, looking at her cards.)

Apparently I own Lonely Hearts, too. In that case, you deserve a raise. And a larger benefits package.

According the notes, you are a very important member of the Security Office on Legion World. What are your primary duties and what cases are you currently working on?

I am so deep cover within the Security Office that not even I know what it is I actually do.

I am, however, currently working part-time as Cobalt Kid's conscience.

(Hiccups. A blinding flash and O.W.L. Girl has been retconned as Myriad. All other story elements still apply.)

(Dazed, Myriad's eyelashes flutter and her vision clears. She looks up and sees LMBer Outdoor Miner.)

I think I remember you - Outer Binder?

So, tell me, what's it like being an insectoid sentient on a world full of mostly humanoids?

Close enough, Myrv.

It reinforces my superiority complex.

No, I kid. It's fine, really. Everyone's done so much to make me feel like I belong here. And the beer's free. What more could a bug ask for?

Do you ever miss the comfort of a hive mind society, Odor Merger?

Is it true that you are currently romantically involved with a certain stool at SHAKES? Will wedding bells be ringing anytime soon?