Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum The New and Improved Statue of the Legendary Poster Known as Cobalt Kid!

Here's your NEW and Improved Statue Cobie-Bear...

It's not only Abin-Proof, (and SoM-Proof) But it is also More Anatomically Correct...

Now, Get your Security Officers Busy and FIND that Little Bastard for me...

Or this wonderful statue joins the other ones at the center of the lava lake...

Pagan Lass, I think I love you!

This is most assuredely one of the best ways to get Abin back

You can never have enough Cobalt Statue threads!

Officers, there'll be plenty of overtime pay for the round-up of Abin Quank!

Loophole - It's SoM-proof, but it's not Reboot-proof

Glitch - Statue Shredder!

*watches as the statue collapses into a pile of gravel*

And just to make sure... Glitch - Scatter!

*watches as the gravel is scattered to the four corners of the globe, and some of it goes straight up, on course for the sun*

Oh, for heaven's sake, Rebot, leave Cobie Cakes' statue alone.

*waves hand and alters reality to return statue to normal*

Now behave yourself!

Reboot, Sweetie, do you really want to do that? I mean this statue is just slightly different than the previous ones... It has a Purpose beyond stroking Cobie-Bear's ego.

And if you repair the statue I'll Raise your Statue too...

And if you don't, I have relatives at Stonegenge...

Thanks ladies

Reboot, as one of my biggest fans, I thought for sure you'd be pleased. Especially after I was cleared and all by the Inquisitor's letter...

Ummm... you were aware of what's "Normal" for Cobalt's statue before you did that, weren't you?

*looks at the formless mass of mystery metal, the only clue to it's provenence lies on the ground beside it - a statue's head with an unremovable Dr Doom mask, and, with Glitch's aid, can see Abin's anti-reformation energy charge, since the Abin & SoM-proofing was removed in Cru's attempt to fix it*

I better go add another tally mark on the number of Cobie statues.

Perhaps we can give him his own little court at the end of LMB Heroes Lane?

Reboot, Sweetie pie, I just know that you have both the power and the skill to restore that statue... Just like I have the ability to raise your statue repeatedly...

You'll do this little thing for me, won't you? And then I'll do some big things for you...

Or maybe I should just call Auntie Sadie at Stonehenge... She can do wonders with things turned to stone...

Future! You're such a Stud Muffin... C'mere and let me whisper a few sweet things in your ear...

You Know where Abin Is... Don't you?

Sorry PL, but, though I'm sure we'd have much fun raising my statue, I must be true to myself and fulfil my pledge to raze the statues of the mind-controller to the ground

Well, I Tried to be Nice...

<Calls up the powers of ancient Celtic and Druid majicks... The New Statue is restored to it's former glory with all protective spells restored and an added provision that ANYONE who tries to alter this version in ANY WAY shall call the same fate upon themselves, doubled and re-doubled>

Reboot, Sweetie, you could have saved yourself a lot of trouble and had a great time by going along with me... But Now...

<Calls up the powers of ancient Celtic and Druid majicks... Several wood sprites awake and converge on Reboot. They will do him no harm, provided he ignores the statue...>

Sorry Reboot, you seem to have no power over this statue. Every time you think you've done something, you're just seeing it as one of Crujeckie's illusions.

Now there are two statues of Cobalt Kid on Legion World, and everything you and Abin have done to hurt them has been a waste!

*checks whether he ever got round to DeChipping PL. He hadn't*

*uses Glitch to hack into the chip Cobalt put in PL's head, and forces her to call off her trees and protective wards on the statue, and raze it to the ground*

That's what happens when you don't play nice with me, "Sweetie"

I just realised I never DID decommission those Unreality Bubbles. Like I said at the time tho, you have a talent for blundering into them

SoM, have you lost your mind again?

Pagan Lass doesn't have a chip in her head, and she's right here--you or Glitch didn't even come near her.

And the Royal Inquisitor confessed to the whole chip-planting scheme. It's obvious that I had nothing to do with it.

And the statue is right here, normal as ever. Crujeckie and Pagan Lass see it just like I do.

Willikers! You need to get to a doctor SoM, you're time as leader has stressed you out enough! Now you're rigging elections and seeing things!

I'm only here to help buddy!

I think Reboot has space-fatigue.

You know, you can't stay in the UR Bubble ALL day Cobalt. I know it's tempting to stay in there, but at some point you will have to face reality.

Don't worry Reboot, I'm here to help. We'll get through this.

*Pssst!* EDE, see if Dr. One or Dr. Gym'll is available.

Glitch - Scan Royal Inquisitor's head!

Yes... yess... just as I thought. He's got a chip-in-'is-'ead too!

Now Cobalt, come out of that Unreality Bubble, and let's have a nice little chat. Don't worry, I won't bite...

Golly! Reboot's going through statues of Cobalt Kid like they were STUbots!

Not to worry, Cobie Cakes. My own personal statue of you is safely tucked away in my personal quarters, and NOTHING gets touched in my bedroom without my consent

Reboot, I'm sorry, but the Inquisitor is nowhere to be found--you can't have scanned his head. Now you're making wild accusations.

And you're seeing things. This statue is fine.

This 'glitch' power you've developed seems to be doing strange things to your mind.

Never trust a "glitch" power

I can say for certain that this statue resembles Cobalt Kid...although he's obviously not at full attention here.

*amused titter*

And jeez Reboot, take it from me: no one wins an arguement with Princess Crujectra! She just happens to always be right!

Princess Crujectra...always right...the Goddess tells me...this is...true!

Never disagree with a woman, especially a beautiful princess.