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Wanderer
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We're serving Kiwi-lime-guava margaritas today - will that be ok, Kent. Quis, I can make you one without the Tequila. A drunk fairy in SHAKES?  Oh, on second thought, what else is new!
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strange but not a stranger
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Thanks Semi, but I am not all that daring. I'll stick to my diet Cokes.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Is SHAKES still self-serve or have the androids gone on strike here?
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Time Trapper
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I think they're still around somewhere. But I hate to bother them. <pours beer>
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Hmmm,
<grabs bottle of crown royal, and a glass. Takes a seat, pours>
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Recommend a beer that has a good bite to it and i'll drink it!
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Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Lucien Lad sneaks into the bar and using his anti-glam powers changes all the alcohol in teh place into Babycham. Then he sneaks out again, cackling gleefully.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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*LAM reverts all the tainted liquid back to original alcoholic form*
Barkeep, a bottle of Skittle Brau - on the triple!
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Originally posted by Lucien Lad:
Lucien Lad sneaks into the bar and using his anti-glam powers changes all the alcohol in teh place into Babycham. Then he sneaks out again, cackling gleefully. Luckily, the Empress' spell (or LAM's new alcohol reverting powers) counteracts pranks and vandalism as well. The alcohol is all restored. As an added bonus, a glowing green hand, grabs the back of Lucien Lad's tights as he sneaks out of the bar, pulls them down and gives him a whack on his bare bottom. Bad, bad, Lucien Lad. You just can't mess with SHAKES while the Empress' protection spell is in force. Even Giant Robotic Lesbian is well behaved in SHAKES.
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But-But with the Empress now dead, does that mean that  the Eye of Ekron is now in charge, Semi?
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Oh, don't count the Empress out yet, LAM. To steal a line from Monty Python, of Space, "She's not dead - she's just pining for the fjords."
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Oh yeah...that old "if you didnt actually see the body, she can't possibly be dead" bromide?
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I see.
I would have sworn the fact she went out Barry Allen-style made it official.
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She could have been hit with a chronal distortion bomb which actually sent her back in time....
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Barry Allen's not really dead, is he? He's the only real Flash.
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Or maybe its the writers who need to have a dose of Retcon Fever?
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Ok Troy, Babette, whoever...could i have a mug of Irish Coffee with a little dollop of cream and dusted chocolate...
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Oh mercy, i sound like that gorgeous Frasier Crane or is it his prissier bro, Niles?
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Semi, if you're around, could I get a very, very strong drink. Very strong. (Nobody should ever talk about my pre-conception ever. Ever, ever, ever. )
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Wanderer
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Cali, im sorry if i embarrassed you that way, what will you have?
Rootbeer Float, do you?
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feelin' hot hot hot
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I'm not embarrassed. Just creeeeeeped out.
I want something strong. Like an.... Adios Motherfucker. Yeah, I want one of those.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Cali, it's good to have you back. There was a Caliente-shaped piece missing from our lives. 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Thanks!! I... think... 
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