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Oh yes, he has a firm grip on that market, too...
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Originally posted by legionadventureman:
How is your laptop doing, Cali? Still working? Beautimously, thanks for asking LAM.  And this is just more proof that virgins (like me) rule. Oh and  to you TL for questioning my honor!! Shame, shame on you.
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Hee heee...werent we naughty?
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Originally posted by Caliente: Originally posted by legionadventureman:
[b] How is your laptop doing, Cali? Still working?
And this is just more proof that virgins (like me) rule. Oh and to you TL for questioning my honor!! Shame, shame on you.[/b]Impossible, you need to use sex to gain power, if you don't use sex you'll never be able to rule, in conclusion, sleep with everyone!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Luna:
Impossible, you need to use sex to gain power, if you don't use sex you'll never be able to rule, in conclusion, sleep with everyone! Clearly, I still have much to learn from you Luna!! Tell me more...
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Originally posted by Caliente: Originally posted by Luna:
[b]Impossible, you need to use sex to gain power, if you don't use sex you'll never be able to rule, in conclusion, sleep with everyone! Make sure you only sleep with powerful people, peasants are beneath you, all they do is touch your tit-for-tats and steal your chocolate, only sleep with men that buy you diamonds and oil!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Luna:
Make sure you only sleep with powerful people, peasants are beneath you, all they do is touch your tit-for-tats and steal your chocolate, only sleep with men that buy you diamonds and oil! I'm like a sponge... I absorb all!! Or is that suck it all up...?  Duly noted, though!! I'll remember that oil thing too -- it'd be nice for my car... ^_^
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Bangs the doors open and slouches grumpily to a chair in the corner.
"Babette, quick I need a strong beer, After listening to those idiots on the football field lose (again) I need to drown my sorrows"
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Might take more than one beer, Far. Better go with a Miner aka triple.
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Good ide FC, Barkeep, Three pints of Old Peculiar please!
And if that fails to erase the memory of that performance you'd better line up a few pints of Scrumpy as well
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Old Peculiar coming right up, Faraway. Sorry, Babette's not here - she's at the shop having a glamor beauty make-over.
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Originally posted by Caliente: Oh and to you TL for questioning my honor!! Shame, shame on you.I stand appropriately shamed and chastened, If you would grant me leave for this error, I will make no further challenges to your honour. Now Luna's, considering her advice to you, I wonder about?
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Ooooh! Very bad move to question Luna's honor.  You obviously haven't felt the full force of her wrath yet, have you, Tamper Lad? Luckily we still have in place the Emerald Empress' protection spell.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Ooooh! Very bad move to question Luna's honor. You obviously haven't felt the full force of her wrath yet, have you, Tamper Lad? Luckily we still have in place the Emerald Empress' protection spell.Yeah (I love you, Semi), I never said that I did it.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Originally posted by Caliente: [b] Oh and to you TL for questioning my honor!! Shame, shame on you. How dare you call my sister a whore, you chocolate stealing booger head!
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Hmmm I said no such thing, in fact I do believe you inferred that yourself.
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Hmmm I said no such thing, in fact I do believe you inferred that yourself. A likely constructed comment, from a booger-head, you may not have SAID anything, but you insenuated! WORDS IN YOUR MOUTH, WORDS IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Can I get a drink, please. I promise I won't make any implications about anyone's morality or that of their relatives. 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Well, in that case, no.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Can I get a drink, please. I promise I won't make any implications about anyone's morality or that of their relatives. What did you say about my sister!?!
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My words are a matter of public record. What others choose to believe I meant is irrelevant to me. I know what I meant. I consider the matter closed and will make no further comment.
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She is a kind, decent person, as is her lovely sister.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
My words are a matter of public record. What others choose to believe I meant is irrelevant to me. I know what I meant. I consider the matter closed and will make no further comment. Noted, Tamper-Head, I mean, Booger Lad... Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
She is a kind, decent person, as is her lovely sister. (zaps in a martini for Rockhopper) You are now higher than the level of unic in my eyes!
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That went as well as I could have hoped.
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Pretty much.
Outing yourself as an evil genius probably didn't help.
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