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Originally posted by joeboy: Originally posted by Arachne:
[b]Ah, I was wondering where that one got to. Don't worry it's not one of the poisonous ones.
Seriously
Ive been bitten by, so far, a white tailed Spider and A redback (sort of like a black widow, but with attitude ((as its Australian)) ), Ive Walked into 3 Orb weaver Webs and gotten 2 of them ON MY FACE taking a shortcut home through the Bush whilst Drunk, surfaced in a pool to face a Funnel Web (they live under water with sacks of air) And, Finally, Stalked by a particularly Aggressive Wolf Spider...Named Tinsel
Which is why, at my old job, I was nicknamed SpiderBait (an Australian Band)
Is this you're fault Arachne? have you been sending them after me? lol[/b]You poor thing, spider give me the creeps (only because some of them are poisonous, they are neat to look at, from a distance and in a glass)
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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No No...its fun...honestly! but dont get me started on Scorpions lol
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Nope, wasn't me. I haven't invaded Australia lately. 
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You aussies have every combination and permutation of poisonous animal down there. And everything just goes merrily along unless someone puts a pair of breeding rabbits in the country. Then the whole continent trembles. 
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad: You aussies have every combination and permutation of poisonous animal down there. And everything just goes merrily along unless someone puts a pair of breeding rabbits in the country. Then the whole continent trembles. Hah! but those rabbits have now evolved to...Um...Poisonus Rabbits (fetch ye holy handgranade) Meanwhile...Platypus: Poisonous...I still dont get it... All this talk of Spiders and Such has made me want to do an Arachne Pic...Hmmmm...Lunch break soon
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Aaaaand, Once I get Home, I'll Scan and Post an Arachne Pic.
Two Actually.
They need colouring though...
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Poisonous rabbits?  I'll never think about my old pet bunnies in the same way again!
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ha ha, I think joeboy missed my obtuse joke about the problems they have in Australia when outside species are imported to their island. (Sorry about that, I've a tendency to speak in cryptic language and I may have misplaced a modifier in my post. My English teachers were always harping on me for that.) Because the food chains are so different there species like rats and rabbits multiply rapidly in Oz.
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Oh I got it....I was just attempting to be funny (BullFrogs? We've been calling them HornSwazzlers!)
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Originally posted by joeboy:
Aaaaand, Once I get Home, I'll Scan and Post an Arachne Pic.
Two Actually.
They need colouring though... I like your coloring, it's unique and pretty, and sexy.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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*pokes Semi*
Hey man, where are you?? My glass is empty over here!! And --
*falls off stool*
-- I seem to have fallen and can't get up. A li'l help here!! (Psssttt... more alcohol would help.)
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Oh, sorry about that. I was staring at a picture of someone in an elephant thong. What can I get you?
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feelin' hot hot hot
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*snerk*
Erm, that is to say... I'll take a hand up off this floor and a margarita please!!
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*snerk*? I dare say, that's the first time we've had a *snerk* uttered in SHAKES. Here, let me help you up - better yet, Biff will escort you to a lounge by the pool and your Margarita will be right out. No swimming, though. We don't want to be responsible for you drowning in your condition.
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What can I say? Triplicate Girl won me over on that one. And who is this Biff you speak of? Is he as dreamy as he sounds...?
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Legionnaire!
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And if he's not, there's generally a few androids around here to choose from.
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Unseen, not unheard
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Just don't choose Giant Robotic Lesbian by mistake. That could get VERY painful 
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Bold Flavors
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I still have the bruises (and am very proud of them).
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OH THE HUMANITY!!! Do people not have ANY compassion? Just to keep a thread going, they were willing to sacrifice Captain Morgan. I don't know I just don't know
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Nothing stays broken for long at SHAKES.
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But there's,..., there's,.... everywhere!
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Come on man, say it! Say the word!
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*pets* There, there BB. It'll be okay... 
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