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Hell's Gate = 1oz Jack Daniel's + 1oz Tequila + 5 drops tabasco

Yummy!!!!!

Who says you have to be a slim, broad shouldered, 6ft 4, caucasian, with silver hair, a golden tan and wife 30 years younger than you to be a Fortune 500 CEO?

Hole. E. Crap. That doesn't sound like a drink so much as a death sentence!

The tabasco makes it.

but it tastes soooooo good!!!!!!!

That's gotta be the subjective judgement of the year.

or perhaps a Ghostbuster is more palatable to you

First make a B-52
Bailey's Irish Cream; Grand Marnier; and Kahlua

Layer Kahlua, Bailey's and then Grand Marnier in equal parts a shot glass

NEXT
in an 8oz glass place 2oz vodka. fill glass to halfway with cola.

THEN
depth charge (drop) the b-52 into the vodka/cola mix and drink

these things are great....they taste like rootbeer floats!!!!!

for the love of good. please....must drink....

please....beer, very long hot day.

<font size="8"> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! </font s>

I think she wants a drink.

Do we have any glasses left after that one?

Oh no! The bottles!

[looks behind bar]

Oh, this is so not good...

*sob* Not the rum!! Say it ain't soooooo...

...ohthankGod -- plastic. Go Malibu in all it's cheap glory. ^_^

Don't worry the Emerald Empress' spell protects SHAKES from destruction. If anything breaks, it is instantly restored.

AAAAAARGGHHHHH!!!! I hate hate hate mywebpage.netscape!!!!
Lets get Shazamed lol

*sob*....the Morning Ive had....

FIRST I see my ex-BF/Love of my life on my way to work, looking just dishy as per usual, so now I feel fat and ugly

THEN I get an Angry Angry Phone Call from the owner of an over priced pretentious bookstore where Id forgotten to cancel my order for Harry Potter, Which was like...$45 (i got it much cheaper at Target, with staff discount. And Fly-Buys) BUT this woman called like three times in a row, and i didnt hear my mobile because i had my Ipod blaring Cat power (whom I listen to when im depressed....because she makes me more depressed...hmmm....I should probably stop doing that) And then i mistook her for my friend Amber so she got EVEN angrier

THEN I find out I have to spend the day doing Spreadsheets

THEN i come here to rant, type out my misery, and accidently delete it!!!!

IT NEVER ENDS!!!

BUT I just yelled at some 7th graders for playing Yugioh to loudly, which made me feel a bit better
(lol)

So the Morning isnt a complete loss


Anyway...Its 11:20 AM...is that to early to drink? Im sure its happy hour SOMEWHERE...Ah for the Days when Id take a Hip flask to school.
Cause i cant do that at work...Or Can I??? Hmmmmm this bears further investigation

Sorry
Just wanted to vent
Seacrest Out

This mortal has had an awful morning, yet he draws well, has a great personality, if he weren't into boys, I just might make another Disaster Boy with him...then again.

Did I mention he's as cute as a button and as hot as a tamale?

Awwwww Shucks
Im a good cook too lol

You know I never really cook, but I bake pretty well...

I'll go to my closet now.

(walk~walk~walk~shuts closet door)

It's dark in here, OH LOOK A PENNY!
This is my lucky da...SPIDER!!! SPIDER!!!AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Ah, I was wondering where that one got to. Don't worry it's not one of the poisonous ones.

As they're all looking for me...
Seriously
Ive been bitten by, so far, a white tailed Spider and A redback (sort of like a black widow, but with attitude ((as its Australian)) ), Ive Walked into 3 Orb weaver Webs and gotten 2 of them ON MY FACE taking a shortcut home through the Bush whilst Drunk, surfaced in a pool to face a Funnel Web (they live under water with sacks of air) And, Finally, Stalked by a particularly Aggressive Wolf Spider...Named Tinsel

Which is why, at my old job, I was nicknamed SpiderBait (an Australian Band)

Is this you're fault Arachne? have you been sending them after me? lol

Im still Laughing at this lol