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Cold lemonade (no ice, please) in a tall glass.

Killing someone I just resurrected... I have a good mind to Reboot all four of those witches into slugs over this...

Now, that's what I call some serious Feng Shui...

Mine's a 3-fer, please.

Didn't even knew you had a mind.

Besides, you couldn't if you wanted to, your powers don't work on my kind.

Why can't you all be more like him, witty and charming.

Oh I'm sure. Bunch of self-righteous delusional witches...

You know, I just might. Another of your many personalities, "Icy", wanted a war a couple of weeks back. You concur? I think a good solution would be to mindwipe the four of you of everything since your powers and multiple personalities emerged.

Watch your back. *drains glass, thanks Semi, and teleports out*

What for, our minds are to ancient to attack, empty, pathetic, mindless dribble always comes from her mouth.

(Looks at Outdoor Miner)

Reboot's a man, what? You're kidding me.

Now, High Queeny Igraine, if you're all sweet and everything when you come in here and protect the place from those old bags, you'll be welcomed with open arms and I may even throw in an official SHAKES silver thong for you to wear around the throne room.

Miner - a three-fer.

Reboot, a lemonade.

High Queen Igraine, a champagne.

i'll have what miner's having.

Lovely, but what exactly is wrong with Morgaine and Viviane, after all they were under the same spell I was under, it was Viviane's goodness that broke it.

(holding back the tears)

You know, I've had a really crummy few weeks, being evil, then returning to the light, having to face a whole bunch of exploding bees, not to mention I am related to Morgause, who killed me once, you know.

But still, I decided I would come here, do a little protection spell until Emerald Empress can come over here and give this place the attention it needs, I was even going to put a spell on Babette so no magic could hurt her.

But then you say mean things like this Well, ok, if that's how you feel.

(places the protection spell on Babette, then leaves)

Oh, Viv, I don't mean to upset you. It's just that every time your friends come in here, they destroy things. And you always seem to be intrinsic in the destruction, that sometimes I wonder if they're not just alternate manifestations of you. But as you know, everyone is welcome at SHAKES, just as long as they don't trash the place or disassemble the help.

<comes in for a quick drink>

Hey Semi! Thought I'd have a quick one before the war resumes...

Oh no...not again!

Hey Varalent, where've you been hiding?

How I long for the old, simple days - when Icey was Icey (and hot), when Puppy STU was sleeping it off behind the bar, when Vee lent a helping hand under (er, I mean behind) the bar, when the only things destroyed in SHAKES were brain cells, when we had a secret door to the Beacon, when we always had a bottle of Opal Nera on hand for Arachne, when Miner ... (well some things never change. )

Secret mission to the Queen's City. But I sensed that SHAKES might be in trouble so I'm back.

Poor Babette - that some horrid old hag should have done this to her. I wonder if the Empress could fix her up and remove any memory of this from her.

*choke*

I was around for those days too, and I miss them. Don't forget Space Ranger in his chair

(And I hope you haven't forgotten poor Cobie...)

Who could forget that cutie Cobie!

Ah well enough remeniscencing...

an emerald glow begins to suffuse the demenses...

now that's magic

A drink.

Cobie was referring to a drink. It's OK.

Cobie, no-one could ever forget you. Slap me with a bar rag for not mentioning your esteemed name.

I could never do that! Instead, I can slap that bar rag on your behind, to give Vee an image he won't forget anytime soon!