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Cold lemonade (no ice, please) in a tall glass.
Killing someone I just resurrected... I have a good mind to Reboot all four of those witches into slugs over this...
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Originally posted by Reboot:
Lemme guess, if we put the chairs wrong in here, someone blows up on the other side of the world? Now, that's what I call some serious Feng Shui...
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Now, after all that, who would like a drink? Mine's a 3-fer, please.
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Originally posted by Reboot:
Cold lemonade (no ice, please) in a tall glass.
Killing someone I just resurrected... I have a good mind to Reboot all four of those witches into slugs over this... Didn't even knew you had a mind. Besides, you couldn't if you wanted to, your powers don't work on my kind. Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Reboot:
[b] Lemme guess, if we put the chairs wrong in here, someone blows up on the other side of the world? Why can't you all be more like him, witty and charming.
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Originally posted by High Queen Igraine:
Walks back in, impossible. I would have need to cast "energy stealing spell" and being that it takes about four hours to cast, I couldn't have done it, I only had my powers back for a few minutes. Oh I'm sure. Bunch of self-righteous delusional witches... Originally posted by High Queen Igraine:
Stop causing problems, start finding real solutions. You know, I just might. Another of your many personalities, "Icy", wanted a war a couple of weeks back. You concur? I think a good solution would be to mindwipe the four of you of everything since your powers and multiple personalities emerged. Watch your back. *drains glass, thanks Semi, and teleports out*
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Originally posted by Reboot:
You know, I just might. Another of your many personalities, "Icy", wanted a war a couple of weeks back. I think a good solution would be to mindwipe the four of you of everything since your powers and multiple personalities emerged.
Watch your back. *drains glass, thanks Semi, and teleports out* What for, our minds are to ancient to attack, empty, pathetic, mindless dribble always comes from her mouth. (Looks at Outdoor Miner) Reboot's a man, what? You're kidding me.
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Now, High Queeny Igraine, if you're all sweet and everything when you come in here and protect the place from those old bags, you'll be welcomed with open arms and I may even throw in an official SHAKES silver thong for you to wear around the throne room. 
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Miner - a three-fer.
Reboot, a lemonade.
High Queen Igraine, a champagne.
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i'll have what miner's having.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Miner - a three-fer.
Reboot, a lemonade.
High Queen Igraine, a champagne. Lovely, but what exactly is wrong with Morgaine and Viviane, after all they were under the same spell I was under, it was Viviane's goodness that broke it.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
You're right, Reboot, SHAKES is a no kill zone. However I do make exceptions. Morg-oooze is fair game in here. I may personally rip out her heart (if she has one, which I doubt). These Aurthurian-style old bags keep coming in here and causing trouble. I may just have to ask the Emerald Empress to adjust the spell to prevent any of them from entering. That would include Morg-ooze, Migraine, and probably Vivianne (because deep down she's still evil).
Now, after all that, who would like a drink? (holding back the tears) You know, I've had a really crummy few weeks, being evil, then returning to the light, having to face a whole bunch of exploding bees, not to mention I am related to Morgause, who killed me once, you know. But still, I decided I would come here, do a little protection spell until Emerald Empress can come over here and give this place the attention it needs, I was even going to put a spell on Babette so no magic could hurt her. But then you say mean things like this Well, ok, if that's how you feel. (places the protection spell on Babette, then leaves)
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by High Priestess Viviane: Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b]You're right, Reboot, SHAKES is a no kill zone. However I do make exceptions. Morg-oooze is fair game in here. I may personally rip out her heart (if she has one, which I doubt). These Aurthurian-style old bags keep coming in here and causing trouble. I may just have to ask the Emerald Empress to adjust the spell to prevent any of them from entering. That would include Morg-ooze, Migraine, and probably Vivianne (because deep down she's still evil).
Now, after all that, who would like a drink?
You know, I've had a really crummy few weeks, being evil, then returning to the light, having to face a whole bunch of exploding bees, not to mention I am related to Morgause, who killed me once, you know.
But still, I decided I would come here, do a little protection spell until Emerald Empress can come over here and give this place the attention it needs, I was even going to put a spell on Babette so no magic could hurt her.
But then you say mean things like this Well, ok, if that's how you feel.
(places the protection spell on Babette, then leaves)[/b]Oh, Viv, I don't mean to upset you. It's just that every time your friends come in here, they destroy things. And you always seem to be intrinsic in the destruction, that sometimes I wonder if they're not just alternate manifestations of you. But as you know, everyone is welcome at SHAKES, just as long as they don't trash the place or disassemble the help.
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<comes in for a quick drink>
Hey Semi! Thought I'd have a quick one before the war resumes...
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Oh no...not again! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Hey Varalent, where've you been hiding?
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How I long for the old, simple days - when Icey was Icey (and hot), when Puppy STU was sleeping it off behind the bar, when Vee lent a helping hand under (er, I mean behind) the bar, when the only things destroyed in SHAKES were brain cells, when we had a secret door to the Beacon, when we always had a bottle of Opal Nera on hand for Arachne, when Miner ... (well some things never change. )
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Hey Varalent, where've you been hiding? Secret mission to the Queen's City. But I sensed that SHAKES might be in trouble so I'm back.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Poor Babette - that some horrid old hag should have done this to her. I wonder if the Empress could fix her up and remove any memory of this from her.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: How I long for the old, simple days - when Icey was Icey (and hot), when Puppy STU was sleeping it off behind the bar, when Vee lent a helping hand under (er, I mean behind) the bar, when the only things destroyed in SHAKES were brain cells, when we had a secret door to the Beacon, when we always had a bottle of Opal Nera on hand for Arachne, when Miner ... (well some things never change. )*choke* I was around for those days too, and I miss them. Don't forget Space Ranger in his chair (And I hope you haven't forgotten poor Cobie...)
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Who could forget that cutie Cobie!
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Ah well enough remeniscencing...
an emerald glow begins to suffuse the demenses...
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Originally posted by Vee: Oh no...not again!
A drink. Cobie was referring to a drink. It's OK.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [b]How I long for the old, simple days - when Icey was Icey (and hot), when Puppy STU was sleeping it off behind the bar, when Vee lent a helping hand under (er, I mean behind) the bar, when the only things destroyed in SHAKES were brain cells, when we had a secret door to the Beacon, when we always had a bottle of Opal Nera on hand for Arachne, when Miner ... (well some things never change. )
I was around for those days too, and I miss them. Don't forget Space Ranger in his chair
(And I hope you haven't forgotten poor Cobie...)[/b]Cobie, no-one could ever forget you. Slap me with a bar rag for not mentioning your esteemed name.
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I could never do that! Instead, I can slap that bar rag on your behind, to give Vee an image he won't forget anytime soon!
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