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great. there's a hair in my drink. bye.

Maybe we'll have to get the bar puppy a hair net.

<evil grin>

Need to hit Miner where it hurts…and a few old prohibition tricks should do it.




*watches as kegs leak out into the street*

Alcohol may be endless on Legion World, but seeing it needlessly go to waste should hurt.

<grin>

>falls prone to the ground and begins lapping up the booze<

It never goes to waste !!!!

Dedman, you must have cleared the place out. SHAKES had almost fallen off page 3 and into oblivion. How absolutely and utterly terrifying. That calls for a drink.

I'll taken virgin anything...including the one in my hotel room.

What's that number then?

Or did you mean a boy...? I never can tell.

Ah I have not been in this bar in ages. Wonder if anyone will remember my name?

Now how does one go about getting a good rich dark porter in this establishment.

I need to get into practise for a local beer festival at the weekend, not only is the Skullsplitter back but someone has brewed a beer called a frontal lobotomy!!

Yum yum.

One good rich dark porter coming up. I would slide it down the bar but the glasses catch on a flaw in the bar's surface. I believe it's the one bit of remaining damage from a certain barbarian's axe attack.

We'll have to have the Emerald Empress fix that up immediately!

I think I'll have a Harpoon IPA (my beer of choice). In my quest to try every alcohol known to man, I have decided I want to learn more about different IPA's throughout the cosmos.

Does one receive a free drink on their birthday?

Happy B-day Danny! Health & Happiness Always!

Seeing how the drinks here are normally gratis, your birthday is the only day you have to pay.

LOL Id gladly pay today!

Happy Birthday, Danny. Hey it's been almost two years since this bar first opened and you were one of it's very first patrons (if not the first). You were even here before it had a name. Hope your birthday's the best ever.

I just checked... I was first! WOW!

Danny Blaine, look at the title to this thread. It's in dual honor of you being SHAKES very first patron and your birthday.

Everyone, raise a glass to Danny Blain, SHAKES very first customer. Besides that, it's his birthday. Special Danny Blaine celebrations all week - starting with the "Silver Thong" dance contest. Line up on the pool deck. Troy and Babette will measure you and provide you with the correct size thong. (Word of warning, please keep your hands clasped firmly behind your back when being measured. Both Troy and Babette are strictly professional. )

Maybe the bartender could mix up a special drink in Danny's honour?

There is a special drink named for Danny already. The "Blaine Blaster."

It was created in SHAKES on December 12, 2003 -- at 11:36 AM, to be precise.

"First, the "Blaine Blaster", which is 180 proof alcohol, a shot of gin, a swirl of mint schnaps topped with just a sprig of mint (and a cherry, if you're extra good). This one is guaranteed to recharge your fuel cells."

Time to get out the mint schnaps, I see.

I'll just take a Silver Thong

While I was looking up old drinks, I came across your special drink, Quis. -- the Pepto Quismol.

That does go down smooth

Two Blaine Blasters please! And hold the cherries!

Okay, two Blaine Blasters. Now what shall I do with these cherries? Hmmm, maybe I'll just sneak them into the Pepto Quismol. He'll never notice the difference.

YUM!