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Three-fer of Mead for Hrun. Good luck on your mission Disaster Boy -- not that I understand what any of this is about. What ever happened to the good old days, when the most we had to worry about was Miner getting so wasted that he accidentally wore his SHAKES silver thong out in public, while taking Puppy STU for a walk.

Hey maybe that's the answer! Can we just reboot Faraway into a puppy or something? Yeah, Krypto the Faraway Dog?
Naw.
Beppo the Faraway monkey?
hhhmmmm...
I better consume some alcohol and think about this.
Three for me too.

Faraway, the fearless ferret?

I thought we all agreed never to mention that again.

At least the negatives were burned, right?

Right?

i'm atcually bidding for them on ebay.

Oh, that you as high bidder?

I'm the one selling them. Well, some of them.

How can you guys do this to that poor innocent puppy?

Innocent? BAH!

Innocent? I thought it was STU!

We should have known there and then that Dark Stu would one day be upon us...

Yum! I know many a time my hunting party failed and we would have starved if it were not for Dog meat.

Sitting in shakes disconsolate, Gigi, Harbinger and GGG are trying to drown their sorrows by drinking pints of Orkney Skullspillter

“Honey” say’s Triple G “that was impressive moves, but will Miner be ok?”

“I think so” replied Gigi, “the stickiness will wear off in a day or so, but until then its going to stop him drinking”

“But if it wasn’t Miner then who? It must have been someone Faraway trusted enough to let him or her get close enough to him to hurt him.

“But that means” said Harbinger in a disbelieving voice, “it must be a traitor in the LMBP itself. But who?????

<listens in>

(Traitor? That's the third mention of a traitor I've heard on this...I can't deny it any longer. Someone is attempting to hurt the LMB from within. We've got multiple problems on multiple fronts, but I know where I'm needed now...)

where?

<db follows cobalt>

Do keep us in the loop this time dear. That's Gigi and GGG, 5 G's and don't you forget it!

I read the debriefing and I lost one of MY team on this adventure. I'm angry and believe me they're NOT going to like it when I'm angry. I swear if it turns out to be that skinny witch I'm going to squash her like a bug.

who says you're not the traitor.


green isn't even a primary color. and you did squash the GOOD witch during the last battle.

*dirty look*
I said you were cute, I didn't say you were smart.
*sigh*
If you MUST you can check with your fearless Leader, you know, the one who vouched for me and gave me my LMBP Walking ring?
Silly. *I* blew up the LMBP HQ years and years ago. Do you have ANY idea how much it's cost me to rebuild that place? Believe me you have to sell a lot of sonic blasters and whatnot just to restock Cobie's wetbar let alone the toys Lash Lad likes to buy. I have a PILE of cash invested in this little superhero team Yellow INSISTED on joining and I'm not ABOUT to let some little Arthurian wicca wannbe spoil my fun.

Incidentally Disaster BOY, check your color chart for VIDEO colors. Green is most definitely a primary.

Hey!
3G don't beat up the new Legionnaire. Please? He means well. We're all worried kiddo.
DB, Bob wouldn't betray the LMB any more than he'd give up wet t-shirt night at Chippendales. Ok?

Mmmp......Hunh-huh?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPP!!

(Standing in SHAKES, OM reaches over into Medicus One and grabs a set of IV equipment.)

Hmm-huh, hmm mmn hh mmm?

(Translation: "OK, where are the kegs?")

Here you go, Miner. Do you want it directly into your bloodstream?

I can try to have my bees burrow through whatever it is that has you're mouth stuck together. It might be weird though, so have a bunch of red bees emerge through that goop into your mouth...

Wmmh?

Wmmhh hhh hmmh mmnh mmhh muhh mmmh mmnnhnhh mhh h mnhmnhnnn hmmn?

Mmn hh!

(Translation: Weird?

Weirder than having your lips stuck together by a lollipop gun?

Do it!)

OK, but get ready, I'll try to command them not to sting you...

*bees scurry forth, burrowing through the lollypop gun gloop. A few get loose and bother some SHAKES patrons on the deck outside*

That should do the trick...

ok ok, truce. we should work together on this.

"Careful my friend, we do not want to make him a honey mouthed flatterer"