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Re: SHAKES III Archives #726430 11/09/04 09:50 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY ferroboy Legionnaire! ferroboy Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY That never seems to be my problem. My judgment is another story... Dan

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726431 11/09/04 10:46 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple I've just been told that I'm a hag that nobody would want, give me what you got for that.[/sob] And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726432 11/10/04 02:44 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer I believe lukewarm Ovaltine is the beverage of choice for unwanted old hags. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726433 11/10/04 05:54 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... However, since nobody in this bar qualifies for that position, have a beer instead. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726434 11/10/04 06:13 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Did someone say there was poking going on? I guess I’ll have bourbon on the rocks. For an early start this morning.

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726435 11/10/04 06:34 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 I'd like to have a breakfast martini, please! (A martini with an essence of fine bacon...)

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726436 11/10/04 06:43 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Breakfast martini? Combining bacon and booze does seem brillant...

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726437 11/10/04 03:55 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Quote Originally posted by Fat Cramer: I believe lukewarm Ovaltine is the beverage of choice for unwanted old hags. At SHAKES it would be called an OVALTINI. It would be Ovaltine, cream and brandy. (Trust me, unwanted old hags love this stuff).

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726438 11/10/04 03:56 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 We will never serve a bacon martini at SHAKES. That's just disgusting.

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726439 11/10/04 06:25 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple Quote Originally posted by Fat Cramer: I believe lukewarm Ovaltine is the beverage of choice for unwanted old hags. I didn't say he called me old. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726440 11/10/04 07:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Quote Originally posted by Pizzazz: I've just been told that I'm a hag that nobody would want, give me what you got for that.[/sob] Some of my best friends are hags, and I love hanging out with them. I've been told I'm a "hag hag."

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726441 11/10/04 07:35 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple I was implied a hag, I'm not a hag. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726442 11/11/04 01:18 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer We know that Pizzazz! There's a different drink for young hags. I think it's Jolt cola with whipped cream. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726443 11/11/04 01:49 AM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY ferroboy Legionnaire! ferroboy Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY Pizzaz, maybe it was "fag hag" since, well, that's not too difficult to be around here. Anyway, I think I'll have a Cosmo - which I'll later deny since it's such a girly drink. Dan

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726444 11/11/04 06:16 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 It's early and I'm sleepy! I'll have a Rum and Coke... wait, make that a Rum and Jolt...

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726445 11/11/04 07:08 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... If only they would come up with a Diet Jolt.... Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726446 11/11/04 11:05 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Thursday is girlie drink day all day at SHAKES. What'll you have? A Brandy Alexander, a Pink Lady, a Singapore Sling? Endulge your feminine side. (And remember, what goes down in SHAKES, stays in SHAKES).

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726447 11/11/04 06:16 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY ferroboy Legionnaire! ferroboy Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY In that case, I'll have one of everything! Dan

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726448 11/11/04 06:50 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 3 girlie drinks for ferroboy. would you like paper umbrellas with those?

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726449 11/11/04 06:59 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... I'll have a couple of Budweisers. It's a girlie beer, anyway. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726450 11/11/04 07:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Thursday is girlie drink day all day at SHAKES. What'll you have? A Brandy Alexander, a Pink Lady, a Singapore Sling? Endulge your feminine side. (And remember, what goes down in SHAKES, stays in SHAKES). I'd like a Pink Alexander, please.

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726451 11/11/04 07:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Or a Singapore Lady. Decisions, decision!

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726452 11/11/04 07:21 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Miner, you get Michelob light - that's pretty girlie - or maybe a Zima. Stu, you get a grasshopper, in a girlie glass.

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726453 11/11/04 07:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... A Zima isn't merely girlie - it's a sex-change operation in a bottle. I'll stay with the Mich light. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: SHAKES III Archives #726454 11/11/04 07:32 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 pro-fem for the masses