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Legion Lush, reporting for *hic* duty!

/McCauley Culkin {Oh NO!} /MC

We've lost our Baker? Where am I gonna get my morning pluberry muffin?

I'll gladly bake your muffins freshly everyday BB
....*ahem*.....

He's back! Place your orders now! Bakers get up very early.

Indeed we do which is why I'm away to bed now anyway - that and it's nearly midnight on this side of the atlantic and I've had a lo-o-o-ong day.

And are you reallly surprised that I'm back? heh heh you're not that lucky Cramer!

And after gale, as Legion World sails into the sun-set, once again it rights itself.

Official Legion World sports-reviewer and food-tester reporting for duty. I'll get right to work and watch football and eat Taco Bell to make sure that both activities will be safe for other Legion World residents to take part in.

Fashion Consultant and/or Spokesmodel!!

If New Kid was in the Navy (wasn't he?), then he should be Admiral of the Royal Squadron. I think I could scare up a rowboat for flagship. This could be an important job soon, since Winema appears to be preparing her space yacht for battle.

ALL HANDS ON DECK! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!

hehe! I always wanted to say that!

Actually, FC I think my 'Twin Brother' Space Ranger, who also happens to be the Newest Member of our happy little group, wants that job.

Now if only that uptight little nerd could figure out how to log on properly he might be able to help!!

After this past week of posting, I believe we're in desperate need of a Legion World Psychiatrist.


Any takers?

All I know is, I like the hooters, but this vagina dealie is SOOOOOOO weird....!

Sentient, I believe there was a super type who was studying to become a priest. I am having a difficult time remembering his name. But, I believe that in this era Priests are considered to be excellent councelors. Would he do?

What about you, Nightie? You seem level headed and most of us would love to lie on your couch.

Must resist urge to comment.............

Come on Icey, open up. I'll help bring you back.

I believe you're referring to an alternate reality version of me. I'm an atheist. My real name is Baalshazzar and I was a member of the Outsiders but now I'm a member of the Legion.

Go here for more info.

Oh, and thanks for the compliment Semi, but...
"I would not do it if you SPROCKING paid me."

Sentient, I believe that you have me confused with my brother.

What a smart thread. We probably need an update, though. Has anyone changed their LW occupation? What about the new people?

I'm a LW entrepreneur, La Donna Trump, if you will. I own a publishing company (produces the LMB Comet and the LW Directory), a hospital world (Medicus Two), a fast food franchise (McCauley's), a production company (produces The Poster's Studio), and I fund many charities, including Our Sister of the Breasted Virgin.

Golly! I hope I haven't forgotten anything.

I have a variety of roles on Legion World. I’ll disclose a few, since my space-lawyers insist that I don’t have to give out any information about my wealth than I don’t wish to disclose.

I am Chief of Security, for life, and in total control of Legion World Security.

I am a Legion World Triumvir, and in total control of one third of the Legion World armies, totally loyal to me. Their loyalty to me and their efficiency are directly related, therefore making me a Triumvir for life as well.

With my funds from faraway conquests, I have begun a variety of investments on Legion World.

I am co-owner of chocalatte with Stu.

I am one of the three chief investors in the construction of the Giant Squid Memorial Center for Alt ID Culture, along with Eryk Davis Ester and the HighPriestess Viviane, thereby making the three of us the chief executive officers of the center, although we have chosen to have little to no role in the way it runs. Since Viviane is currently deceased and her funds are being transferred to Opal, she will probably take on her role as a chief investor, although this is currently tied up in litigation. In plain terms, EDE and I own the Center, although we do not have anything to do with running it at this time.

I have founded the first Legion World bank with Princess Crujectra, and we now are in control of all loans and investments.

I have combined excesses of my fortune with the other Triumvirs, Eyrk Davis Ester and Greybird, as well as Princess Crujectra and the wealth of the Psyionian family and the Spiffany family to purchase the majority of Legion World’s land that previously had not been purchased.

To sell this land more efficiently to the public, we have opened the Real Estate offices of Ester, Greybird, Cobaltus, Jectra and Spiffany.

Also, I’m one of the official Legion World historians and *thee* official historian for the LMBP. This is not really a job, but an honorary position I fill in my spare time.

And I’m also the official Spider-Man historian, although only two or three people ever read those critiques

I am an unemployed drifter, and happy about it.

Unofficially I am the Keeper of the LMB Archives , but that's not so much a job as it is a labor of love that I work on from time to time.

Most of the old volumes of LMB Lore that I possess are just collecting dust in the basement of the Loser Cave rather than being on display in the Archives reading room as they should be. I use one of them to support an uneven leg on my kitchen table.

Adding to my above entry, Prime has named me the political liaison to the Alt community, under his leadership. As such I'm currently serving as one of the Trinity that runs the Squid Center.

And, CK, you and EDE may own the Squid Center building but the land it's on is owned by me, as it was the original site of the Dreamerteria.