Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum LMB Leadership debate thread : Autumn 2007

Candidates, My vast legions need to be rearmed.
Will you do this willingly or must it be by force?

I ask you Shenu why you need to be rearmed? Is this strictly cermonial or are you planning something more devious?

With that, I feel that the armies under EDE and Cobalt and the automated defenses of LW are enough to protect the citizens of Legion World.

Shenu, please register your name, origin, powers, affiliations, date of birth, location, and intentions with these supplemental applications, and we'll get you all set to go to join in on the elections.

Shenu, as a pacifist, I can not condone any arming or rearming. And don't talk of force; I'm particularly difficult to intimidate since I got my Handy Dandy All-Perils Force Shield installed.

Shenu, I'm afraid I cannot condone the arming of an unknown entity here on LegionWorld. Also you talks with Mercury are somewhat...distressing.

Rearming. Sounds like you need the medical facilities. Don't annoy the barbarians and then you won't need your arms reattached.

A question for the candidates.

George, Dick, & John are all out quail hunting. Everyone had a 12 gauge shotgun, with 7-1/2 size shot. John tells George & Dick that they need to stay in a line. However, John went up a hill and they now formed a triangle. George & Dick could see John. Suddenly a quail flies up between George & Dick and John. Both George and Dick fire at the same time. John gets hit in the eye and upper lip. The shot is not recovered to run a ballistics test. It is unclear whether George or Dick fired the shot that hit John. Who should pay for John's injuries?

I'm concerned about the monopoly on recruiting of superpowered kids at space orphanages the LMB was given by the Space Arms Control Treaty (3006). Would any of the candidates change it to allow last survivors of doomed worlds to sign up with the super-powered team of their choice?

Quislet: isn't John fully insured? Let his insurance company pay for the injuries. Either that, or blame the quail and sue the Audubon Society for damages.

Tamper Lad: as a supporter of free markets, I would allow last survivors to choose their team. After all, the LMB is the best possible choice - and if those snivelling little brats can't appreciate that, we don't want 'em.

You tell 'em, FC!

Quis....Make John pay his own bills. He broke the line formation that he himself demanded.

Tamper..... If the charming little tykes don't want to be trained by and join the LMB, I suggest a return visit to their doomed homeworld.

As a member of Legion World's Pyngwyn community, I would like to know what you, as LMB Leader, would do to promote awareness of avian cultures.

Thanks to all for answering my previous question.

Now, the next question:

In your opinion, given Legion World's reputation throughout the known universe, recent political upheavals, and the current state of the economy, is golf a sport?

Rockhopper....I propose that all LWer's be outfitted with Nth Metal wings and have to spend a day as a bird. For non-flying avain cultures, such as your Pyngwyn people, A second day will be spent outfitted with webbed feet.....talk about spending a day in someone elses shoes!!!

OM....Golf is as much a sport as pro wrestling.

Ban consumption of chicken.

Golf is not a sport. It is a coded plot of Freemasonry.

As a new member of this community, I feel obligated to ask any potential candidates of leadership for this here community these two vital questions:

1) As a member of the Daxamite delegation, how would any of you phase out and/or ban the usage of lead in all products and trades? Thus allowing we of Daxam to travel freely and stop having to take that blasted anti-lead serum which tastes like buttered chalk. For any candidate who accomplishes this, we of Daxam promise to dismantle and/or destroy any remaining 'We Love Darkseid' memorials/statues (but I'm not giving up my parademon pet, forget it)

2) If you pamper a cow, would you get spoiled milk?

Thank you.

Daxamite Kid....As lead (in prolonged exposure) is harmful to non-daxamites as well, there are very few products that have any lead in them anyways. While I do not support an outright ban (as lead MAY be vital for certain manufacturing processes) I will put in place an incentive program, encouraging manufacturers to use alteratives to lead.

As to your second question, I beleve you are correct, just as feeding them lemons leads to Sour Cream.

Welcome Daxamite Kid! I will convene my Committee for the Furtherance of Bureacracy to investigate how we should investigate this question of lead on Legion World. In the meantime, anti-lead serum, flavoured with choice of chocolate or caramel, will be provided free of charge to any Daxamites.

Cow milk is an unhealthy food for adults and will be banned on Legion World, so the question is moot. Any cows will be accorded species-appropriate treatment, which will not extend to pampering per se.

May I also encourage you to not destroy all the Darkseid statues? While these may be reminders of bad times, they should be preserved for historical interest.

Candidates, my vote goes to the one of you who's got the best Kung Fu! Well? Whose Kung Fu is the best? And is your Kung Fu better than mine?

We of Daxam will certainly take that under advisement but alas Great Aunt Petunia has already traded her Darkseid statue to a fellow from Cargg in exchange for an old grilled cheese sandwhich which supposedly has the image of Highfather burned into it.

We also thank the candidates for their timely responses to these burning questions.

Next are two questions related to galactic stability:

1) Bringo Ronda Hebron Nor Zakand III has recently discovered new archeological evidence that lends credence to the old theory that we of Daxam are a long-lost colony of Krypton. Would you be willing to spare some funding from the Treasury for an expedition that would further investigation into this new discovery and perhaps shed the light of truth upon this age-old mystery?

2)Why is it said that an alarm clock is going 'off' when in fact the alarm is coming on?

Thank you.

Lard Lad.....My Kung Fu is not so good, however i have studied Karate and Tae Kwan Do, will that help my cause?

Daxamite Kid....1)I would happy support such a quest for knowledge, it would be nice to have some resolution on this ancient mystery

2)I believe alarm clocks were originally invented by Bizarro's and they're backwards way of speaking stuck.

Depends...are those better than Kung Fu?

Depends <span style="font-size: 9px;">tm</span> are better than Kung Fu for certain things.

Gee, if I were referring to incontinence (which I wasn't in this instance ), I'd be impressed.

Lard Lad ---I'm Asian. I moonlight as a ninja in my spare time.

Daxamite Kid....I commend the people of Daxam of putting the past behind them and forging into a new future, however I agree with the esteemed Fat Cramer that we need to perserve not only for historical refernece but as a reminder of something that should not be repeated.

In that vein, I would gadly open the doors to the treasurey to help gather my evidence of a Daxam/Krypton link. I belive to know who we are as a people, we have to understand where we begin.

Also, I love cows so really, eat more Chicken.
And I don't use an alarm clock so I am sorry to say I can't answer your questions.

You see, Vu doesn't need an alarm clock! He doesn't sleep--he waits.