Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum The ALL-FRONT Thread

I'm sure I'll regret this, but if it moves things along....

What was it that was once yours that you are here to recover?

it better be good.

It had better be "Ultra" good.

Cobalt Kid has you all believing that the Legion World Security Office was created after he and the Space Ranger broke up a bar fight at SHAKES.

He also has you all believing that he was appointed Security Chief for life, by Princess Crujectra shortly after that incident.

Those lies have been perpetuated by "Chip in the Head" Technology.

In fact it was I, Gary Concord, the Ultra Man, who was the Space Ranger's partner that fateful evening. And it was I who was named Security Chief after the Space Ranger turned down the honor.

Cobalt Kid was nothing more than Princess Crujectra's favorite Cabana Boy at that time.

But he was able to get his hands on some of Tarik the Mute's technology, and the rest is badly re-written history.

?

What alternate dream world did you crawl out of? We've never even heard of you pal! Go ahead and check the UP database--you'll see there's no records at all of Gary Concord, or any Ultra Man.

I suggest you submit to a series of tests so we can be sure you're not some Dominator or Durlan trick, especially after the Invasion last summer.

I remember those days quite well, and I'm growing angry at your twisting not only my own, but my dear friend Space Ranger's history. I remember breaking up the Talatarian Invasion, and I remember shutting down the Royal Inquisitor and battling Dark Stu. The Ranger was by my side on those days. Why, Outdoor Miner was there for all of them, and he usually remembers most of the things that happen the next day (man, that bug used to be able to drink...)

Oh Yes, Mr. Cobalt Kid, Sir, I'll just turn myself over to a team of doctors chosen by you. And when they're finished with me I'll be a good little citizen of Legion World, just like everybody else.



What kind of fool do you take me for?

Why don't you open up the two lowest levels of the security office to public inspection? You know the two I'm talking about... the ones that connect directly to the security offices at the Psysonian Embassy thru a special extention of Stoopid Cat's Tesseract System.

Oh and another Question... Just where are Stoopid Cat and Hrun these days?

Yes where are they?
hmmmm???
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oh Who'm I kidding I couldnt give a damn.

I guess you could be taken for 2, 3, 7 and/or 8.

*cough*
3.
yes...definately 3

My thread has been marred by you constant drama! Where is the love, people? Where is the love?? BEP would be so disappointed (lovely lady lumps not withstanding).

Ohmygod, Hi Miss Caliente. Say, why are all those guys like staring at you?