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your breath is legend.

I hate it when they think I'm bluffing.

(addressing the Legionnaires)

You are all morons!

My sisters and I come from a force you will never BEGIN TO COMPREHEND! None of you have the power to stop her, you can't even aggravate her!

This land isn't like any other, it needs nothing but the Goddess, and it has that, through Viviane, and if she invokes the Goddess, she need only think and this universe could collapse.

None of you should tell me that you can handle it, because you can't, now leave this place and deal with the shadow on your planet it grows in power!

hmmm i'm gonna go finda house to drop on her. or at least some buckets of water.

ok make that two houses.

You really want to die...fine...but I warned you pathetic worm, I fear my sister, and I've had worse periods than you!

that's a great visual.

GET OUT!

This is why I never became good, when you're good, you're an idiot!

Bob? Fastball special!

-A stick the size of a tree (probably was too) suddenly appears and swings toward Morgause-
!*POW*!
The sorceress is struck and knocked away...REALLY knocked away.

Damn! That's out of the park! Nice hit buddy. Faraway, I'm going to need you in a minute, bro.

*YK appears instantly before Vivian and grabs her by the belt. They disappear from view and reappear in deep space. War planet is a distant spinning disk.*

I told you my power has dimensions you've never guessed. We're thousands of miles away from your planet now girl. Your powers are based on the life force of your world, you'll die here if I leave you. You haven't hurt even one of us but you've destroyed your home, poisoned the air and brought ruin on your people. Where is the justice of your goddess?

End this crazy war of yours and we'll help you rebuild. Refuse and suffer the consequences.

I don't wear belts, only poison by touch robe ties, and you touched, the poison seeps through all material.

I don't need the War Planet, you really are a fool.

(waves hands and the stars begin to fall on Legion World)

I already died once, it doesn't happen twice.

Fighting my sister is smart, she's powerful and she'll be out of my hair.

Morgause was right, you are an idiot.

(releases a flesh eating virus on Yellow King and watches his skin immediately start falling off, teleports back to her castle where her people are striving in power and success)

Can't wait to hear how all that is "easily defeatable" and his skin falling off is all an "illusion." Heroes are so predictable, I don't even need magic to defeat them, just a brain, one of many things they lack.

*sigh*

Magic-users. Always so overconfident with their petty little rhymes...

*teleports back to the Mainframe*

Glitch - decloak protocol 36b.

*activates magic-absorbsion protocol at the MF, where the magic is absorbed and reemitted as light*

Give it maybe half an hour to finish, then between the field's loss of magic and the light, everything should be hunky-dory @ LW.

Aaaahhh-CHOO!!
-SNARFFF-
hack-spit!
Man I hate that stuff.

Stars back in place, LW has light again, everything's fine and Third Doctory

You miss the point - magic is nothing special, it's just undefined energy that you can tap because you're a metahuman - your little "rituals" mean nothing. And energy is my domain - nothing you can do can harm me.

Take Cobalt Kid and all fool enough to fight for him, and do as you will with them - I don't care. Continue to attack Legion World and I shall be forced to deal with you.

If Viv and Reboot are going beat on each other and say mean things about us, I'm going to take my kryptonite and ray guns and whiskey and leave. I hear the Inquisitor's been seen around Cramer's and I like it better there anyway. Plus I think I left the coffee pot on back at the Old HQ. It's probably all burned up and gross at the bottom of the pot by now, darn it.

Magic, energy... who needs 'em anyway. If the girls want to sit around in the dark on this dank little hovel and have their little estrogenized pity party, whatever... but I'd go easy on the magic. It's messing up your heads.

Cobie, Red Bee, Yellow King, disaster boy, I say we all go back and do what we're best at: sit around HQ getting drunk and "making plans." Morgause, you seem like a good egg, you're invited too. After we sober up, let's go find the Inquisitor and beat him up or something.

“You know all this new age stuff really makes me smile. Nice to see Reboot has at least some connection to logical reality”.

Activates the Faraway Force to deflect any harmful effects despite anything the so called magic welders cast in his way and walks up to Viv and Morgause

“I normally don’t do this to a lady but this has gone far enough”

Two swift punches to the jaw knock them out.

“quick Yellow Kid, whilst they are unconscious, get them to the cells in the security office, I think Matlock is there to check them in. I’ll just have a quick ermm word , yes that’s it word, with the Gay Green Giant”

<grabs Viv by the shoulders>

Viv, you better snap out of this! Things are getting heated and we don't want this rift to be permanent!

...

No...I see now that you're not yourself. There must be some other force at work here, making you act this way.

Reboot has stopped your stars from hitting LW and the battle is still raging on, but no one is winning anything here. Might be time for a new approach...

I believe, my friends, that Matlock is right! Shall we exit this place?

<heals Yellow Kid with healing powers>

YK, that oughta stop that skin disease. Not sure if you had a plan for that already, but I'm here...

Sure, thing, Cobie! I'm tired of getting beat up by a bunch of girls anyway...

*gets cuffed in the head by Igraine*

Look out, guys!

*crashes into Yellow Kid, Cobalt Kid, Faraway Lad and Matlock, sending them flying off the island*

Foolish, these Legion Worlders, be.

Even now, the darkness continues to spread again. It cannot be stopped.

Let them battle up here on the isle. I shall spill blood down below, as I did once before, and they shall once more shudder at the name of the Inquisitor.

Hello hotties! Am I fashionably late for this battle? Better than never!

*tee hee*

*grabs YK, Red Bee and Matlock, pulling them back up to the isle*

Hang on, lover, I'll grab you in a sec!

*titter of amusement*

On viewing the back pages of this thread,
it amused me greatly to see,
the High Priestess's weak attempts at poetry,
the old crone is so blah...*tee hee*

*picks up Faraway and Cobie*

Hm...have you been working out, Faraway? Your behind is tighter than usual!

Thanks Spacey!

<hangs on to her in very suspect places>

Bring us on down to the old HQ! It's time to exit this place!

Hmmm... I must have missed that. I can't recall ever shuddering at the name of the Inquisitor. I do remember being appalled by your table manners, though...

Oooo-kayyy...Timestamp 04.22.05
I can hold them in a kind of time stasis for just a little while (another nifty side effect of the super-spin) but it costs me tremendously, I can't hold them long. Believe me it's far easier to send someone spinning loose through the timestream than it is to hold them stationary.

Someone get one of the Dox's to prepare the power dampers!
Far! Space Tart! Transport us all to LW please?

I think I remember shuddering at the knowledge that the Inquisitor was a eunuch...

YK, I wonder where Mearl Dox is? She might be able to help!

On to LW ! See you there!

I can see where that sort of thing would bother you. It's one of your favorite parts