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then by all means get those invitations out.

first class tickets for everyone to the war planet!

oh i mean we want to talk "peace" yeah that's it...come to the war planet and we can discuss the terms of our truce.

give peace a chance.

No need to trick them, pet, they're blinded by the "pursuit of justice." The fools will come on they're own.

Wait a minute, is the floating war planet destroyed?

Or was that the hallucinagins talking?

The black & white feline wanders into the inner sanctum of the Dark Priestess. Sniffing out the wardrobe that houses the Evil One's favorite clothing, the regal cat works the drawers open with her claws and hops inside. Using her claws once again she begins shredding the finery into little slivers of soft cloth. Satisfied with her effort, she hovers over the pile and relieves herself, purring happily the entire time.

There that should do the trick!

Done, she exits the way she came. No human has ever discovered a way of keeping a cat out of someplace where the cat wanted to go, much to the humans' chargrin

Once more I'm reminded why I am a long-time friend to all LW felines!

Of course you realize by coming here she has attain rabies.

(throws flames at her clothes and creates a new wardrobe)

Which LMBP have you been fighting?

I was doing just fine without one.

OK, I give. That's a keeper.

Is this the right place?
Looks like somebody forgot to pay the light bill this month.
What's this?
hhmmm...a sign buried under all these shrubs...umm
Pi.k Pa..her Nu..st Cam.
?eh?
Oh "Pink Panther Nudist Camp - abandon cloth all ye who enter here"

Crap. I knew there was going to be trouble with these new GPS thingamies. Somebody hyperpath me the RIGHT directions please?

<flies up via hip-hop robot sidekick>

*Gulp!* I'm here! I might not have my magnetic powers back yet, but my spiritual awareness powers will at least let me know when Viv is approaching so I can get the freg out of there!

(Did I just say 'freg'? *choke* Am I turning into Reboot?)

<pulls out Adam Strange/Captain Comet/Captain Marvel-esque gun>

Since we decided to skip the coordinating session of attack and all just jump on in, I guess I'll, er, just start blasting stuff! That nice botanical garden looks like a good place to start!

feh-
Coordination is highly over-rated. Just point the way to the booze and we'll have a crowd here in no time at all.

Besides, I've authorized deployment of my brand spankin' new Red Army led by one of my niftiest new recuits in quite a while. I'd introduce you but most people only meet the Red Menace once and to tell you the truth here, the less said the better.
I know, I know it sure looks like a private army but technically (and on all the official paperwork) it's a boyband with revolving members.

They sing while they work...it's kind of creepy.

"I say there Cobalt old chap!

Well if diplomacy fails I suppose a good old fashioned bout of fisticuffs may be just as effective, eh? whatho"

"Now who or what shall we send Faraway first?"


Points finger and the bushes disappear.

"HEy could ya not warn me first" Shouted Yellow King hurredly standing up and pulling his zipper up. "that coulda been embarrassing I tell ya"

Well, I'm here! Oops! Sorry about that, must have tripped.

Now, where shall I send my bees to start this assault? Or should I just grit my teeth and prepare to get blasted/beat up/thrown off the island? We second-tier characters never fare well in these things...

You betcha!
See that entrance to the underground labyrinth over there?
Yeah that one. Nobody's ever prepared for a swarm of bees.
Have at'em!

err...you have complete control over the swarm right? I'd rather not have to use my transuit if I don't have to, I still haven't had it fumigated after the "I farted" thread.

Viviane! Disaster Boy! C'mon out with your hands up!!! Give up your evil ways and come back into the light.

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Well, that didn't work... Fire at will!!!! Bees away!!!

Oh, and I brought some blue kryptonite in case there's still any more Bizarro Cobies around. And I found some gray kryptonite in stores; I'm not really sure what it does but I thought it might come in handy.

Disaster Boy isn't evil, I took his powers like two days ago.

Look, it's time for earthquakes and acid rain!!!

Acid rain? Oh that IS evil. Totally ruined the paint on my Porsche.
As for the earthquakes...weren't you issued an LMB Walking Ring? You should have already known they won't affect us in the least bit. You should have had a handbook with the full explanation of the ring, the secret handshake and insider trading stock options.

Ah well, maybe if we get rebooted again this will end better next time.

"Remember the Main!!"
*YK spins and forms a column of tightly focused whirling air. Lightning cracks and thunder screams, the wind roars under the stresses of the 150 mile an hour winds. Yellow Kid then steps outside the newly birthed tornado and sends it speeding toward the Priestess*

<Meanwhile, Outdoor Miner kicks back on a dilapidated sofa in a chamber of a Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expanding Chicken Heart and observes>

Well, it was either this or another Gilmore Girls rerun...

*snaps her fingers and the winds head back at Yellow Kid and his friends at ten times the force

This is my War Planet, I control everything, including him.

*points to the giant with, bad breath, laser beaming eyes, and a big mallet!

A big wallet? My kind of giant.

tsk< that only appears to be weather my dear. It's a physical effect of my power, not the power itself.

*the air pressure equalizes suddenly as the tornado breaks apart. Everybody's ears feel the pressure from the sudden shift.
The raw force of YK's spin power begins to tear out huge chunks of earth. Stones fly in all directions at tremendous speed. The sky darkens with the sheer volume of dust.*

*casts an invulnerability spell on giant

You really don't want to mess with Bill, now!

Get the yellow one!