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Oop.

Got a giant of my own, my dear. Faraway would you mind bringing in the Gay Green Giant? Bob doesn't like it much when supervillians try to screw up his cash cow.

*teleports in, Rebooted into Intangibility Mode*

1) I have never typed the word you used (I'm not going to type it now, which would lead to an inevitable "You just did" )
2) As you well know, I have no love for head-chipping traitors, and if you start that sort of thing, I will have no particular compunction about handing you over to Vivianne and, when your chopped up remains are found, telling everyone you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat

<font size="1">Reboot.</font s> *Reboots into invisible/intangible Ghost Mode and Observes....*

Well spit and stomp glass, I thought Reboot was going to join the assault for a minute.

You know though...if you're going to hang around would you mind dropping a few supplies? We're abominably low on ice and warm beer just doesn't motivate the troops.

Battling the minions of chaos is thirsty work.

i'll take that warm beer thank you.

Hey, here's one of those minions now.
Sure thing db. We'll just knock a few of these bad boys back and watch my power siphon wreck havoc.

What about this giant guy, is he as smart as he looks?

i am no longer a minion i was fired. i'm sure there was a memo.

i know am allied with the forces of good, (and i use the term loosley.) at least until i get my revenge.

I thought it was Jim we don't want to mess with?

<shoots random isle workers>

Put your hands in the air and surrender, or become another victim of the legend that is Cobalt Kid!

(Outright arrogance usually gets the enemies riled up, after all)

<kicks flower pot>

OK, where's that little trollop? It's time to settle this thing. Viviane, honey...I'm hoooooooooooooome!

"3G!! You alright buddy?"

From over behind a pile of mortar and stone, "Ah heck yeah. That's sweet Billy, thanks for asking."

Cobalt looks at Yellow and cocks an eyebrow to denote curiosity.
Yellow Kid says, "Bob's got four black belts in the martial arts. Fashion is his passion but he loves the way he looks in a karate gi. Go figure."

Cobie chuckles at this, "heh heh - and here I thought he was huge and menacing before. Who knew he was hundred foot tall Bruce Lee?"

"Go ahead Cobie. We've got war Planet and her army neutralized. You ought to resolve this before the next issue or the fans are going to think this story arc is going to go on forever."

Do you honestly think I can be defeated, my relatives are the very Universe and reality you live in?

Release the dragons, it's time for the weapon!

IGRAINE! MORGAINE!

It's time to show them what power is all about!

It's about time!

Let's form a circle!

Morgaine, present the elixir!

(pours the elixir on the ground)

Let's begin!

Endless night fall
Blanket the world in your dark wall

Take my force into a new arc,
Cover their world in an endless dark

Now go! And do me well!

SURROUND LEGIONWORLD AND CAST MY SPELL!

(a thick black cloud envelopes Legion World, no light can shine through, screams of people being force to see their worst fears come alive fill the planet)

Yes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

While they're up here, fighting me, the shadow is kill their people! And if they fight, it will strip them of their own shadows, which we all know is connected to their souls and if that goes, then they can't live!

HAHAHA!

Legionnaires!

I know you do not trust me, but Legion World is being covered in shadow, people are dying, you need to return to your planet, leave this place before their is nothing left, when you return, to your planet I will tell you all you need to know about the shadow!

a simple solar flare will take care of your whole planet!

See this is why, I fired you, you don't GET IT!

Everything started from a Fires of Creation, life, emotions, magic, science, all of it! My soul was created by the Fires, and Fires was created by the Mother Goddess, to whom I am the High Priestess of!

I could spit in the Time Trapper's face and he would just have to like it because my daddy one ups him!

You "flare" is nothing compared to the me, for after all, I was created to bring magic into the Universe.

Now that I've gone off on a tangent, your home is covered in a killing shadow, HA!

i'm what the shadows are afraid of.

Then maybe you should go down to your little planet with your friends, because THEE shadow is tearing your world apart, and as afraid you may make shadows, this one doesn't back down, it can't, only I can control it!

Umm...
We're called a Legion for good reason ladies. I'm reasonably sure our team mates are on the job already. Your help would (of course) be most welcome, Queen of Orkney.

*YK moves toward Vivian slowly speaking loudly and centering her attention on himself*

Look above you Priestess, I told you there was far more to my power than you guessed. Your sun grows small and your world will die in darkness. Would you live a day in a minute and a year in a day? I can spin this world so fast it'll tear itself to pieces.

I can steal the breath from your mouth, the blood from your heart, the ground from beneath your feet. You cannot harm me. Your power was a gift from dying deities while I was born to mine in fire and blood. I am the oldest comic character of all and YOU are a myth made real.

Do not test me.

yeah. what he said.

I always find it so...childish, how you must always "heroes" must bragg about your little talents.

Take my breath, I need not breath, take my blood, it justs flows.

Dear, I need not test you, because you have limits, I don't that's why you need a team.

Deities never die, we let you fools sink yourselves in holes!

Tell yourself you have nothing to fear, but will do you no good, I am here and you will have to come to terms that I am unstoppable.

And unlike you OLD MAN, I am immortal, never shall I be a myth, I'm legend in my own time!