Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Important, Bye-Bye Bast, Hello Gothel and Laverna!

(Sits in her chair, with a black cat on her lap, to the right of her is the Mighty Sorcerer Numb-Nuts the Semi-Incomprehensable and to the left of is STU-Lion)

Welcome followers! This great temple has been created so that those loyal to me on Legion World can have a place to worship.

But, this place needs a high priestess to run it, which follower is loyal enough to handle such a task?

I must think on this.

<enters the temple and bows deeply>

Bast. I have come to pay tribute for your gift of mutual forgiveness -- Ember (who I totally love lots). It takes a goddess most benevolent to be so forgiving.

Uh, so this is my first time worshipping so... what can I do to show my appreciation?

Bithiah!!!

I though we had settled things last night, I know why you are here.

Er... you do...?

<sets Ember down>

Perhaps you could enlighten, er, the rest of the crowd?

Bithiah, you want what's yours, the title you yearned for as a child.

Y-yes. I suppose I have.

Goddess... my fling with Tamper Lad made me realize that... I want more. I thought I wanted more from men but (obviously) that didn't work out.

I'm ready for what comes next. I want to take my place by your side... if it pleases you, of course.

It's no secret that I have always tried to protect you, I'm not sure...

Please, don't deny me. Please... mother... allow me my place.

Little Beth...

...head my temple, temporarily, until another more suitable comes along.

More suitable? You think there is one more suitable than your own daughter?

See -- this is why I haven't told anyone that we're related!

Of course, there is someone more suitable!

I--

(What is this nagging feeling in the the back of my head)

Hmmph. Moms.

<peers closer>

Mother... are you all right?

--I'm not your mother!

No, I am!

MY HEAD!!!

SOMETHING IN MY HEAD! BLOCKING THE TRUTH!!!

Wait, I read this issue of JSA Classified...

...er, I mean...

You're not my mother?? Or... huh?? >< My head hurts too...

<moves to Bast's side>

Goddess, are you all right?

(then the evil Rothbart enters, wearing his red dark arts ring, capable of changing people into animals of almost any sort as well as other magical feats: )

Rothbart: She's no goddess, just my unwilling puppet!

(looks at Caliente)

I see now, I'm not your mother, I have no child.

This is just his ploy to gain my power for himself, I am not Bast, I am is animal illusion.

(breaks spell to reveal...)

(Bast explodes into black and red energy, revealing a green glowing black haired woman, the woman, quickly puts on clothes)

ROTHBART! You'll pay for all these years!!!

(she blasts Rothbart, he uses his ring against her, but her anger overpowers and leaves a pile of black feathers in his place, she picks up the ring)

(a small purple dragonfly flies out of the feathers and turns into a woman with wings and carrying a staff)

HAHAHAHA! Rothbart I got--

Wow! What happened to bird brain? He turned me into a bug and stuck me in his pouch!

Gothel, I suppose this is your doing, the traitor had it coming.

Who's the firefly girl, cool cat.

*sigh* all these new faces...Im going to have to choose a side...

or do i?...."SHAZAM!"

Alright Bitches! Welcome to Thunderdome!

Laverna, is it? Did you bring your friends Shurli, the big Razu, Lyni and Skweeji with you?

(smacks KM over the head with her staff)

What did you call me?

The name is Laverna, not Lavern and I had to turn all my friends into fungus.