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A squad of Sam W. Wal-martbots wearing their distinctive blue polyester vests enter the streets breaking up a union rally.

The large rally is broken up with little violence, leaving a mess in the streets. A group of illegal Durlan migrants (paid well under the legal LW minimum wage) under contract by Evil Genius Waste Services clears away the pamphlets and placards.

Indeed they won't...

Even now our plans begin to bear fruit. Soon I believe many of the LMB will find themselves in very...uncomfortable places...leaving Legion World wide open for the taking.

They will pay, and Gary Concord can ascend to the Security Chief position and remake it in a proper image.

A pity Frio, that they have poisoned the thoughts of your sister with their debaucherous ways and unrealistic ideals. I personally blame Tamper Lad, whose genius is applied to personally trying to seduce Cali instead of help Legion World. Actor Lad too, whose power is to 'trick' people--surely these two are the reason that a rift has grown between you and your sister. Not to mention the riff-raff at the Security Office where you both once worked, and how they force to her occupy her time doing 'LMB things', so she never has a moment to herself anymore. But perhaps...I can arrange a meeting b/t you and her away from all those LMBers, and can bring her into our fold. If such a meeting could potentially happen, I will let you know more...

Just a quick note to all LVMBP Members: If Slim sets foot outside that pub of his, I want him taken down. He's too much of a loose cannon to be allowed free reign. Don't try to take him inside the pub, it won't work. Inside there he's invincible.

<yawn>

just tell me who to eat ...

<splash>

Hm...things appear to have gotten quiet suddenly...too quiet. That's never good...

(Hope you know what you're doing Sharky...I remember the day you went evil the first time...things were never same again!)

I'll bet STU took 'em all out into the back alley and taught 'em a lesson!

...or maybe they're afraid now that Arachne has high-speed!

The MYTH OF STU surfaces once again... Rest assured Mr. Shakesphere, should STU ever show up here on Legion World it is far more likely that he would be my ally than your's.

While Arachne is one of the very few effective security officers in Cobalt Kid's Joke of a Security Office, she could expect very little (if any) assistance from her fellow "Security Officer's" and would quickly find herself overmatched should she make the rash decision to move against the LVMBP.

Rubbish. The Security Officers will always have the combined might of the LMBP to support them. No LMBPer ever stands alone.

Oh Really? The where is the combined might of the LMBP right now?

Two of your own are trapped here and the full might of the LMBP doesn't seem to be concerned with helping them.

maybe we're tired of fighting the losers du jour.

maybe it's time to let you take over and run things. Then you'll see that responsibilities and the whining of interlopers gets pretty boring after a while.

And you Mr Shakesphere, with your world weary cynicism and casual indifference to the plight of others, would do well to consider my offer of membership in the LVMBP.

Perhaps you should speak with the Legion World Unemployment Office, rather than bothering LMBPers with jobs...

I didn't realize I'd been offered membership.

and what "casual indifference to the plight of others" do you refer to, my good sir? If it's only the plight of those who want to pummel the living $%!& out of Cobie, that plight is solely dure to the length of the line, so yes, I'm less than sympathetic there. Otherwise, I do believe you have mischaracterized me.

I think he's just gotten you and I mixed up.

You see Concord, what Frio should have told you and Lonestar is that if you're all gone for a week or so, well, we're gonna forget about how 'threatening' you are.

We've got other stuff on our minds, like, er, putting out fires and saving the universe and stuff.

<puts hookah behind back and nods a 'no' to Outdoor Miner as he's reading the latest Mystery in Space>

I've yet to see any of these LVMBP (why does that sound like an HMO?) be so menacing that one cannot ignore them in favor of alcohol.

And that Mr. Shakespeare is our greatest strength.

But don't bother thinking about that, thinking is overrated. Here have another beer, in fact have several.

Members of the LVMBP. We have waited long enough!

It Is Now Our Time!

Because time won't give me time
And time makes lovers feel
Like they've got something real
But you and me we know
They've got nothing but time
And time won't give me time
Won't give me time

NOW is our time?!? Jeez, what kind of evil despot are you? I've been resting on my fins for months! I might have to rethink this whole "evil" thing after all ...

<splash>

Sharky, he's just proving my theory correct - LVMBP really IS an HMO!
He's like an HMO health care provider - stopping in, doing an initial checkup and then disappearing for half a year, just like a real doctor!
Luckily Legion World's leaders are Canadian, and thus are immune to the scourge of the HMOs.

and, according to the psychology licensing materials I've been studying, HMOs pretty much suck ... I have lost faith in the LVMBP ... instead of turning evil, I think I will find Jesus and form a Christian rock group ... hmmm, a Jesus fish ...

Bah, I'll go it alone if that's how it has to be...