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I'm also trying to get together a list of furious ex one-night-stands, as well as Security Office after-hours trysts. 
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I don't think I can count that high!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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talk about a lot of confusing continuity. Maybe someone should hit Control Alt Delete on that.
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Is there an "Easy" button for this?
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Originally posted by LARDLAD:
Is there an "Easy" button for this? No, but there is for Cobie's dates 
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Hm...let's see if I can keep track of all the children: (1) the Demon Ulgorith - child of Cobalt and Space Tart (2) the Arch Duke of Time - future world conquering child of Cobalt and Debauchery Damsel (before she died). Raised by Dr. Albert Hoffman (before he died) and trained by the Time Mouse Trapper. (3) Ultron-6.9 - the robot child of Cobalt Kid and Dessert Rose (LMB villainess). Don't ask how two sentients could have a robot child. (4) Umber - the child of Cobalt Kid and Thora, sent backwards in time 5 years to Earth-4 and raised there as a princess (see 'Crisis on Earth-4!). She doesn't believe she's Cobalt's child though we now know this to be true. Thankfully, nothing happened when I hit on her the first time we met and didn't realize who she was (who can blame me? You know I'm in love with myself!). (5) Numf-El - partially the child of Cobalt Kid and Golden Girl (its much more confusing than that--but isn't it always?). (6) The 1-10 Alt IDs of Myriad - the many-tuplets of Myriad and Cobalt Kid that eventually merged into one person, so it kind of remains hard to tell if it counts as one of 10. (7) The Ender of all Worlds - the child of Cobalt Kid and the female Cobalt Kid of Earth-7. Thankfully, this baby is still just a baby and lives on Earth-7. There's also: (*) Homecoming Queen (Amber) - the child of Cobalt Kid of Earth-4 and Thora of Earth-4 who was sent back in time and raised on Earth-1 (our Earth), and is a member of the LMB. (*) The daughter of Cobalt Kid of Earth-14 and Arachne of Earth-14, but the mere mention of her makes Arachne threaten to bring me bodily harm, so lets move on. Hm...is that it? Miner, do you know anymore? Usually you save the world during these things. Remember, this is all Lash's fault. He introduced me to Princess No-Protection back in the day and made me prone to discard safe sex 
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Oh, and luckily I never have to raise any of these children. I'm so cursed
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Originally posted by Kid Prime: I'm also trying to get together a list of furious ex one-night-stands, as well as Security Office after-hours trysts. A gentleman never tells!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Originally posted by Kid Prime: [b]I'm also trying to get together a list of furious ex one-night-stands, as well as Security Office after-hours trysts. Hmm... that could explain why Cobie is constantly talking about it!
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White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Don't ask how two sentients could have a robot child.
Cobie, how can two sentients have a robot child?
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Are you sure both were sentinents? I have my doubts.
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You also had one or several kids with HPV, didn't you? Before the wedding?
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Thankfully, no, The High Priestess and myself never had any children, just a wedding that went horribly awry. Longtime LMBers, however, will remember that HPV actually had a baby with Abin Quank (Opal Jannel), but she made the ultimate sacrificed (its complicated). Hm…I’ve thought about it, and even though I thought there might have been one more in recent years, I think this might be all of them. As for my flings at the Security Office, I never tell of them unless they were essentially to solving a case or saving Legion World—which they usually were!
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Has Cobalt ever gotten knocked up and given birth after one of those gender-reversal + bi-beer episodes?
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Would you stop giving him ideas?
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I think Cob's needs a "operation" that would fix our problems dealing with his spawn.
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 It'd be for the good of Legion World.
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Think of it as a kind of lobotomy.
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Yeah, that's what does the thinking for him, after all!
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Well, now that he's with me, you shouldn't have to worry about accidental procreation any longer
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Yeah, no operations here guys! You know my Ggrrggian heritage forbids me from such blasphemous attempts to altar my perfect body! Besides, like Crujeckie said, one of the great benefits of our relationship is no evil children and no 'Dark ___' anytime soon in the future!
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It would solve certain problems.
Hmm.
Once again, I say hmm!
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