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*Ahem*...my time in the Dark Oval allowed me to get acquainted with common Dominion procedures, and I do have some knowledge on how to perform such a surgery...very quick and very easy with limited risk of danger...
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Plus, there would be a perk or two for Cobie as well... now he could go and revel to his heart's content, with completely no worry of inadvertent Cobalt-spawn being released.
Of course, it's not like that has ever stopped him before...
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B-but, I've changed my ways! I’m a one-woman guy now and one day I may *want* to have children!
*choke* its been a curse, I tell you! I’ve never been able to raise my own children…
Besides, the Arch Duke of Time and the Demon Ulgorith haven’t shown up in AGES…
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Originally posted by LARDLAD:
Has Cobalt ever gotten knocked up and given birth after one of those gender-reversal + bi-beer episodes? Inquiring minds still want to know, Cobalt!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by LARDLAD: Originally posted by LARDLAD:
[b] Has Cobalt ever gotten knocked up and given birth after one of those gender-reversal + bi-beer episodes? No, but when I was gender-reversed Spacey and I carried on a lesbian affair for some time. I finally tried to hit on the LMBP Spectre too (a known lesbian). I figured--what the heck, gotta use the moment to your advantage 
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Originally posted by LARDLAD: Originally posted by LARDLAD:
[b] Has Cobalt ever gotten knocked up and given birth after one of those gender-reversal + bi-beer episodes? Incidentally, I think the simple, painless procedure we may be discussing would cover this contingency as well. 
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Er, lets not forget that Numf-El and Umber are two of my children! I have a 1:3-10 ratio of having good children every so often!
I mean, w/o Numf and Umber, we'd all probably be dead by now, right?
Er...Miner? Anyone?
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I mean, really, its quite painless and very fast. Medical procedures are very advanced in this era.
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Y'know, just for emphasis...maybe the procedure when it's done on him could be slow and incredibly painful!!!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Don't worry, Cobie dear. Anyone looking to surgically alter your... virility... will have to go through me to get to it.
Hmmm... that might not have sounded the way I intended...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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This is worse than mind-tampering! The LMB I know and love are heroes that would never altar a fellow LMBers body. Why, that's as ludicrous as Atom, Hawkman, Zatanna and the rest erasing Batman's memory!
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It's for yuor own good, Cobie.
You won't stray from home as much, you won't mark your territory...
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Could this issue turn into... GASP! LMB Civil War???
Does this make me Iron Man?
WHICH SIDE WILL YOU CHOOSE???
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I [Cobalt Kid] have no qualms about mating with sexy female felines, robots or sentients balls of energy! Oh, yeah. He's changed his ways. Sure.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
The LMB I know and love are heroes that would never altar a fellow LMBers body. You should introduce us to those guys someday.
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Hmm... I think we may be latching on to the plot of LMB: Identity Crisis here!
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Better yet- LMB:Paternity Crisis!
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Will no one stick up for me but Crujeckie?
Eryk, I demand you take a stand!
Lash? Surely you will, since your early encouragement helped me down this path!
It is against my Ggrrggian beliefs to make such alterations to my body, and I will not go through with it!
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I'll back you up Cobbie.
He's been nothing but good to me and got me my start in the security office (Which led to me being in the security office when it was destroyed). He has never done anything to make me think less of his character except for that incident in the security office broom closet (Which Cobbie assures me I only imagined)
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Your imagination can sometimes get the better of you, PB!
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Hey, gang! I've been contacted by a dozen or so doctors (all of whom with daughters, natch) who have volunteered to fix the Cobie problem for free!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Kent, buddy, sorry but the Security Office will have to intervene here...
The only way we can legally allow those doctors to fix the "Cobie Problem" is if and when Cobie signs a consent form.
In Blood
In Triplicate
With Witnesses
Not Likely, but until those conditions are met, cobie is entitled to the protection of the Security Office.
In Fact, I've assigned our best Gen Car Officer, Redshirt Dedmanwalking, as Cobie's very personal bodyguard.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
In Triplicate Cobie is part Carggian!? No wonder he had procreated so much.
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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
In Fact, I've assigned our best Gen Car Officer, Redshirt Dedmanwalking, as Cobie's very personal bodyguard. Why, he looks like a fresh young Hollywood Actor trying to gain street cred by doing a cameo! I wonder if he'll have the chance to flex his security (re: acting) muscles?
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