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There are worse fates...
But would I be a flannel shirt or a halter top?
And Viv If you're still feeling light headed come over here and sit a spell...
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Sorceress
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I don't need a ride, I only put two gallons of vodka in the punch, not to mention the pound of vicadon. What, the punch tasted funny.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Thats not punch. That's Kick-a-Poo Joy Juice!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Whatever, just don't tell my doctor, I'm not supposed to drink anything sweet.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Deputy
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 *giggle* Kickapoo *giggle* Abin do you mind if I lay my head on your lap? I'm feeling kinda recline-y.
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Here, ELLy Just lay back and relax whilst I stroke your beautiful hair.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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*hiccup*
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I saw a movie that started like this...Oh, my...let's just hope Abin's not packing any weapons in his pants.
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PILLS!?!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Of course I'm not packing any weapons in my pants... I'm dressed in Scottish Finery!
ELLy Baby... Here swallow this, it'll cure your hiccups...
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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*gasp* *choke* I need something wet to help it go down. Any punch left?
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Now, she's going to feel better and then he'll...I can't watch,
DID THE DOG EAT MY PILLS!?!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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i luv puppie wuppies *drooling* Gosh, i feel goofy
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I don't understand why, I made the punch like I normally do.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Here, Let's get you some fresh air... and coffee... and B-12...
Viv you can watch. I'm too much of a gentleman to take advantage of an inebriated lady...
A sober one however...
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Inebriated, what? I'm not, hey!
You think I'm drunk, drugged up.
Honey, this isn't drunk, this isn't drugged, this is an E! True Hollywood Story in the making!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Viv! It wasn't you I was talking about...
But... If this is an E True Hollywood Story? Which of you two lovly Ladies is the hostess with the mostest?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Host, it's about me, a High Priestess of Avalon that can't get drunk.
The Lady of the Lake that can eat pills like candy and feel no reprecutions.
Viviane, the new deep crimson haired magic-vixen that can fit into this dress.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Viv! I can't walk. Cast a spell to put me in my bed for a long winter's nap. Man this is gonna be an awful hangover! G'nite Abin & Viv.
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(Summons a fog-like substance)
This cloud will take you to bed.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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G'Night ELLy, Sweet Dreams and no hangovers!
Viv, Your show will be divine... A STAR IS BORN!
Dream the Dream then MAKE it come TRUE!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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You shall be my 18th husband, but you will be the father of my first child, which I need in ten months. Better get started.
*Prowrr*
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Hmmm... Seems like we have a month to make that happen... No need to hurry!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Yes High Priestess... I Obey!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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