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I-- Thora of Taltar-- am throwing this little party to celebrate my upcoming election as leader! remember how much fun you had here when voting time comes!
For you cretins who don't know, for a Sadie Hawkins Dance, the superior females ask the cretinous inferior male of their choice to attend with them.
As for who shall be escorting Thora of Taltar to the dance... Loser Lad is the fortunate cretin who has that honor. I insist on it!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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I'd be honored Ms. Thora!  I hope we can cap off the evening with a good stiff flogging!
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Now that I'm in my gucci mini skirt (with a low cut top), I will ask no man, I will dance like a butterfly by myself and if I so wish, I'll start, singing, like in a musical.
Great bash, Thora.
PS. Dr. Blight(Thora) stole my Wheeler!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Stop all that flogging talk before you have me tittering like a girlish man-toy, cretin!
And be at my bedchambers promptly to escort me.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Viviane, it pleases Thora of Taltar that you have chosen to be confident in yourself. Keep it up, you look truly stunning!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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I love it when she invites me to her bedchambers...
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Wait one moment!!
Am I to infer from Viviane's previous post that you and she are already involved?
Thora of Taltar was not aware of that.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Why thank you, this lavender dress goes with my new deep red hair color.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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He's involved with me as much as he is the punch bowl, I just gave him a new nickname and ring that shoots fire.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Perhaps that perpetually single cretin Eryk Davis Ester would be a better choice to escort Thora of Taltar. Thora is no woman's cretin-thief!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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No it's fine, he means nothing, I'm a Future-cretin woman.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Yeah, see, I mean nothing to her... *choke*
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 Oh, goodness, I was going to ask EDE for this dance. Well, Thora, you have great taste  Perhaps Lashkins, Future, or Scooter will dance with me?
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I claim Future, he's my dreamboat, he has the makings to be the next Merlin.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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We should divy up the men amongst ourselves. I want Cobie, Abin, EDE, Numfies, and Future - am I too greedy? And, by the way, that's just the very short list
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Loser Lad, stop that ridiculous choking! Viviane has made herself clear.
You are escorting Thora of Taltar to the dance! Try to act like you are enjoying it!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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This sounds like SO much fun!!!!
Now, who should I ask?
Only two-time winner of the Order of the Dead Vampire Head.
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You can have any man you want, but I want the Future, he's mysterious and a Libra like I.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I'd ask that hunky Lightning Lad, but I know he's taken.
Only two-time winner of the Order of the Dead Vampire Head.
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The Present is Past
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Wow, Viv! I'd be honored to escort you.
Sounds like Miss T has quite the exciting line-up of dates scheduled for the dance!
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Oh, I know! I want to ask MLLASH! He's soooooooo dreamy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only two-time winner of the Order of the Dead Vampire Head.
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Okay, Viv - Future is closer to your age anyways. Thora seems to have a distinct taste for Lou. Teeds gets first dips on EDE. Pagan Lass has first dips on her husband, Abin. Numfies has a Mrs. too. Cobalt is a slut I think all the other men of LW are married or gay. Any ideas who my pick should be?
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YAY, a party! We're overdue for one!
It's a known fact that gay men can ask another man to a Sadie Hawkins.
Where's that Italian Boy, the boy who is Italian?
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Thanks Future.
I think I have the perfect man for you Eye Lash, how about, Actor Lad, he's straight, single, and not a slut?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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This dancing gets you thirsty, where was that punch bowl at?
Oh, does any one want anything while I'm over there?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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