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Legionnaire!
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a high-level bureaucrat who squanders untold hours researching obscure facts via the search-engine of space. Recently, he stumbled in to the holo-blog of Ophelia Payne . . .
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... Legion World's Shakespearean paparazzo. She recently snapped a picture of Hamlet Montague...
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...who's been convicted of rampant necrophilia by the Security Office. The arresting officer, Pys Tof.....
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Time Trapper
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made a name for himself in The Great Inflatable Doughnut case. His partner, Flud Gates...
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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never got over his humiliating defeat on Jeopardy. The winner that night, Winsome Cash . . .
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...recently had his marriage anulled due to the fact that his wife was discovered to be a very moldy meatloaf. The biohazard worker who disposed of her, Gar Bageman...
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Time Trapper
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was a disbarred lawyer who was stalking a former client, Tanya Sleez...
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...was a former Miss Legion World. The runner-up, Missy Royz...
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publicly aspired to teach space geography to young children but secretly was involved in the intergalactic arms trade, working for Maxxie Nova...
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...who failed out of cosmetology school due to an incident involving nail clippers and hair cream. The owner of the hair cream company, Rod Blorsky...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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is actually bald! His business partner, Harry Butt...
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Time Trapper
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...died from a Nair overdose. His widow, Schweddi Butt...
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...is deathly allergic to anything containing the letters "a", "b", or "q". Her doctor, Ima Qwak...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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..received her medical degree from the Medical Correspondence School and Rodeo Clown College...of Space! Another graduate of the MCS&RCC of S, Ternyerhedd Ankoff...
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...is neither a doctor or a Rodeo Clown, but is a mime who has spent the last 6 years trying to get out of an invisable box. The president (and sole member) of his fan club is Candy Kaines...
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strange but not a stranger
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...heiress of the Kaines Carob fortune. Ms. Kaines' arch-rival and best friend is girl next door Bet-Te-Ann Summers...
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...who's not really a girl, but a blob of protoplasmic goo from another dimension. Her teacher in Human Studies, Professor Homo S. Apiens...
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Wanderer
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...spends three weeks every winter on Summer world studying the mating habits of the average galactic citzen. However, his common-law wife, Crystal Ball...
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...was the leader of the Great Space-Gypsy Rebellion of year 2948. Her acolyte, Starre Pupel...
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...wasn't really in it for the revolution, man--she was just hoping to find good husband material! Instead, she found Hanz Fuul.....
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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...official Legion World glove manufacturer - Hands fill a Hanz Fuul! That slogan was penned by McMahon & Tate employee, Durwood Stefan...
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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who kept 247 goldfish and knew each one's name. He was in love with Gem Fatale...
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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... a virgin with a heart of sludge. Gem roomed with Hootchie Hut waitress Bunny Askew...
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...who's secretly in love with her sister's friend's brother's cousin's ex-boyfriend, Joe Schmuck...
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Leader
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Leader
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Who is in no way related whatsover to Joboy, Except that they once both slept with the same doorman at the Kirby Plaza Casino, Reginald J Mack Slaughter, or Reggie for short....who....
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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