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Example:
Gemma, the Carrggite Gymnist, well-known as personnal trainer to the LMB.
Turns out Gemma is actually heavily addicted to lotus fruit and group sex.
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There is that microscopic family that emigrated to Legion World from Kandor - the Vents
Husband: Ad-Vent
His lovely wife: Con-Vent
Their slacker oldest son: Air-Vent
Their just entering adolescence daughter: Pre-Vent
and their precocious boy: In-Vent
Ad-Vent works in construction
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Oddly enough, Con-Vent is still a virgin. How they have three kids remains a preplexing mystery to many Legion Worlders.
There is also of course Bonita Bundchen, who is Matlock's personnal administrative assistant at the Office of Security. Some say she could have been a space holo-model if she wanted to...but her immense crush on Matlock won't let her stop being his gal Friday.
Of course, her brother Feo is kind of weird...
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...because he tends to wear pants. But as the Legion World Psychiatric Association has yet to classify this behavior as a mental illness, we must show tolerance.
Legion World's janitor Dohn Rhon is from Phlon. He really enjoys...
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...Grey Poupon (which is a brand of a kind of mustard called Dijon)! Apparently there is a Cult of Grey Poupon (whose membership includes Dohn Rohn and Paula Zahn) which conspires to overthrow regular mustard, mon!
Dohn's brother Juan...
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...has a meth lab set up in the room beneath the Office of Security. He also really enjoys knitting and can crank out a couple hundred sweaters a day.
He was dating Umoo Redux, a torch singer from Shwar. They broke up because Umoo...
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...strangely never really cared for fellatio. Umoo's next boyfriend, Marmo Isbonolo...
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...has an unusual fondness for diet cola served at room temperature, which Umoo also appreciates. Marmo's brother Larlo Isbonolo...
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...has three legs and only one arm. His boss at the cardboard box factory, Wachme Bloemhard...
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...only keeps his job because he's blackmailing the CEO, Weighty Garters...
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...who has been secretly seeing legendary LW prostitute Clee Taurus, who...
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...was once voted Mayor of Legion World during one of the many times of crisis, though she could not finish her term due to a horrid case of space-crabs given to her by Legenedary United Planets venturian walking money investor Trip Morgna...
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... also known for playing the ponies. How he is able to get the ponies into frilly dresses and sip tea from toy cups is known only to Coluan psychiatrist Ipsa Loquita...
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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... who is secretly in love with daytime soap holo actress, Sulu Lucky...
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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... who is well known for marketing her own brand of breakfast cereal, Sulu Lucky Charms ("They're magically incestuous!"). Sulu's brother, Chekov Lucky ...
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...continues to fail as a stand-up comedian but drives a cab owned by his landlord, Beelzebub Jones...
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...who is planning on opening a bar called Club Hell soon, which he hopes will put all the other Legion World night spots out of business. The club will feature exotic dancing by galaxy-famous vixen Hella Hott....
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...who is actually a robot under the control of a revolving group of AI's who've bought into a time share package put together by RL Vacations! top salesperson, Ian Zapper...
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...who unbeknownst to his coworkers has the power to incinerate insects upon contact. His cousin Zach Zapper...
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...actually was killed years ago in a tragic Super Moby Dick of Space traffic incident and has been replaced by the legendary spy, Brek Double...
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...who is now studying at the Legion World Cooking and Hospitality Institute, where he's majoring in Continental Breakfast Buffets. When not balling the melons he often hangs out with his best friend Flarg Klepper...
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...whose super-power is to know which line will take the longest. Flarg's industrialist father, Werner Klepper ...
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...made a fortune in electric dog polishers, but had to pay massive alimony to his ex-wife, Mix Matches...
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...who engaged in a torrid three-way affair with Lard Lad and Lala McKootchens...
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...the smart and savvy secretary of billionaire playboy Mike Hunt who made his fortune...
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