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Re: LMB Infinite Crisis Tie In: Villains United
#697977 10/04/05 08:49 AM
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Finally, a clear shot!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Give up, Space Bozo? Well, I guess it's time to throw in the towel!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

<fires specially prepared bullet>

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#697978 10/04/05 08:55 AM
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...er of...

<Ranger's body jerks once and then lays still... The bleeding stops.>


Truth and Justice shall...


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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#697979 10/04/05 10:06 AM
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*with one thunderous punch, Space Ranger knocks the Red Bee backwards, pummelling his mashed up face*

victory is ours...

*The Red Bee stands next to the Riddler, watching as the last parcels of life exit the great galactic hero*

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#697980 10/04/05 10:16 AM
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*watches events with amusement*

boo yah!

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#697981 10/04/05 08:30 PM
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OH.MY.GOD!!!

<Falls to her knees next to Space Ranger's Lifeless Corpse>

And the Bastards left him here to rot...

<Looks around the deserted room, sees no sign of either Red Bee or the riddler and speaks loudly to No One and Nobody.>

I've found his body, Gram. Bring us home...

<The Girl and the corpse vanish...>


Hi! How are you?
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#697982 10/04/05 11:21 PM
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Oh my God, they killed Space Ranger!


And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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#697983 10/04/05 11:22 PM
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You Bastards!

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#697984 10/05/05 05:56 AM
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Ah...the little girl warms my heart so...

<grin>

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#697985 10/05/05 08:39 PM
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I'm gonna warm more than your heart Mr. Bee...

<Dons custom made twin shoulder harnesses. Loads twin custom made 9mm Beretta VLK Pistols and jacks a round into the chamber of each before holstering them.>

I'm gonna send you someplace where it's always hot.


Hi! How are you?
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Re: LMB Infinite Crisis Tie In: Villains United
#697986 10/06/05 01:09 AM
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A desert? oooh, or a 24 hour sauna? I don't understand how that's going to help. confused


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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#697987 10/06/05 04:43 AM
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Hades, Hell...take your pick, dude...

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#697988 10/06/05 04:54 AM
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ah, that makes more sense. heh. Although condemning him to a 24 hour sauns with a constant stream of burly men coming in needing servicing by a supervillain stripped of his powers and made to wear nothing but a teeny tiny french maid's outfit with no underwear might be quite funny.


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#697989 10/06/05 05:02 AM
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Ditch the French maid's outfit, dude and you'll be laughing...

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#697990 10/06/05 05:15 AM
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I'm already laughing, but then again I'm completely insane.

But I like the french maid's outfit. It adds that little extra frisson of humiliation. Ooh, or maybe a gimp mask and leather harness. That'd work too.


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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#697991 10/06/05 05:17 AM
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You may not get the bondage, but i'm sure there are those who don't mind you get some discipline.. wink

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#697992 10/06/05 05:30 AM
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I don't want the discipline (I have the Earth 4 Brads for that and I'm the one doing the disciplining) but I think Red Bee could probably do with it.


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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#697993 10/06/05 05:37 AM
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Too bad Red Bee was so evil...He looked so good... frown

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#697994 10/07/05 08:15 AM
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Evil usually does.

The villains are almost completely beaten because of Space Ranger. No matter, it was worth it for Space Ranger's sad finale.

Now there only stands the Riddler, myself and Lucifer Lass, who is off pursuing her own agenda, no doubt. The LMB are in tatters--spread so thin that they hardly know where to find us.

*Opens bottle of red wine*

A toast Riddler! To the next LMBer that comes gunning for us--may he or she enjoy the role of martyr as much as we enjoy the role of killer!

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#697995 10/07/05 08:18 AM
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A toast, my friend! To a new era!

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!

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#697996 10/07/05 08:20 AM
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I even brought an old friend. You might have noticed her lack of updates recently.

*Pulls open a refrigerator, to reveal Jailbait Lass inside*

Women in refrigerators! What a great idea.

She's still alive. You see, by constantly kidnapping her like this, I'm trying to give her a full-on phobia of enclosed spaces. She's my favorite subject in the science of fear.

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#697997 10/07/05 08:25 AM
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Brilliant! Hey, I have a brilliant idea! I *have* a brilliant idea! Hehehe!

Why don't we use her as bait in some sort of elaborate death trap, then send clues to the LMBers to lure them into the trap to rescue her?

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#697998 10/07/05 08:26 AM
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<Laser sight dot appears on Red Bee's Right Knee>

**Crack**

<Red Bee goes down in a heap, clutching bleeding knee>


Hello, Mr. Bee. Remember Me?


Hi! How are you?
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Re: LMB Infinite Crisis Tie In: Villains United
#697999 10/07/05 08:27 AM
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Excellent!

She is Jailbait Lass after all!

<grin>

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#698000 10/07/05 08:29 AM
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Aaaargh!

Who is this brat?

*venomous ooze forms at hands*

You'll suffer the same fate as Space Ranger!

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#698001 10/07/05 08:32 AM
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Hey Riddler

here's one for you:

What does the poor have and the rich need and if you eat it, you will die?


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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