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#696551 04/02/06 12:35 AM
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Why do birds sing so gay?

How do I get you alone?

Am I a boob?

Where the Hell is Carmen Sandiego?


Post any questions burning in your mind here.

I'm sure someone will get around to answering them, eventually.


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#696552 04/02/06 12:47 AM
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How severely should cretinous males be flogged?


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
#696553 04/02/06 02:47 AM
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What is the story behind the doors at SHAKES?


Holy Cats of Egypt!
#696554 04/02/06 11:53 AM
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Why do stars suddenly appear every time you are near?


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#696555 04/02/06 11:56 AM
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Where have all the flowers gone?


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
#696556 04/02/06 02:17 PM
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Do you know the way to San Jose?


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#696557 04/02/06 02:22 PM
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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
Why do stars suddenly appear every time you are near?
Your water is laced with LSD.


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#696558 04/02/06 05:06 PM
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Where can I get some?


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#696559 04/02/06 05:08 PM
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Why are there so many questions on this thread, and so few answers?

#696560 04/02/06 05:17 PM
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Quote
Originally posted by MLLASH:
Why do birds sing so gay?
Because they like Barbara Streisand, and thus, ARE gay.

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Originally posted by Thora:
How severely should cretinous males be flogged?
Very severely, as you well know!

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
No.

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Where can I get some?
Right here wink

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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Why are there so many questions on this thread, and so few answers?
Because, I, the legendary poster known as Cobalt Kid am one of the few people beloved enough to provide answers, and I didn't think Legion World was ready for the awe-inspiring knowledge that I can give until this very moment!

#696561 04/02/06 05:24 PM
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What makes you think we're ready now? confused


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#696562 04/02/06 05:27 PM
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
What makes you think we're ready now? confused
Some of you are close enough, others not so much. These lesser-posters are far too inferior to be in the cliquey/elitist superior posters that are ready club.

I would reveal which side each poster falls on, but it would too much for any one non-Cobalt Kid poster to handle. All I can say is that Legion World should bow before Fat Cramer, the beacon of glory and wonder throughout time/space/internet.

#696563 04/02/06 05:40 PM
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Where can I get a Sarcasm Early Warning Monitor?


Holy Cats of Egypt!
#696564 04/02/06 05:41 PM
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How long will it be before someone starts and "the all-T&A thread" as a parody of this one?

#696565 04/02/06 05:41 PM
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
How long will it be before someone starts and "the all-T&A thread" as a parody of this one?
Mere minutes!

#696566 04/02/06 05:47 PM
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Why does Cobalt Kid frequently refer to himself in the third person? Is he some sort of Narcicist?

Or does he just have a loose sense of grammar.

#696567 04/02/06 05:49 PM
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Maybe it's because his entire life has been an out of body experience...


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What can I DO for you?
#696568 04/02/06 05:53 PM
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Has he lost the ability to tell himself apart from his alt-IDs?


The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
#696569 04/02/06 06:10 PM
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Did he ever have that ability?


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#696570 04/03/06 12:48 AM
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Actually Pagan Lass.

What can you do for me? wink


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#696571 04/03/06 04:09 AM
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Quote
Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Where can I get a Sarcasm Early Warning Monitor?
There's one already in place - just look for the Cobalt Kid avatar. laugh


Hic!
#696572 04/03/06 05:58 AM
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Where can I get a Sarcasm Early Warning Monitor?
love FatCramer

#696573 04/03/06 06:04 AM
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Quote
Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Why does Cobalt Kid frequently refer to himself in the third person? Is he some sort of Narcicist?

Or does he just have a loose sense of grammar.
I think it's because he thinks with more than one head. If he's talking about "Cobalt Kid," then you are most likely "speaking into the microphone," so to speak. Or maybe he's just talking out of his ass. You're chances are about 50/50 laugh


Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
#696574 04/03/06 06:18 AM
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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
Actually Pagan Lass.

What [b] can
you do for me? wink [/b]
Darden, you little cutie, come here and let me whisper something in your ear...


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#696575 04/03/06 06:21 AM
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Whisper, whisper......

"Really? You can do what? But how do you get it to reach and .........
is it meant to bend like that?" .....


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