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#696482 04/20/07 05:01 PM
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Members of the LMB,

It is come to the attention of the people of Mercury that one of your political candidates has been slandering our world, calling it part of an "Axis of Evil".

We Mercurians are somewhat confused by this assertion. It is true that we have recently been increasing our antimatter weapons program, but we can assure you that our intentions in this regard are purely defensive. As you well know, our solar neighbor, Earth, has pursued a particularly agressive policy towards other planets in our sun-system. We would hope that the LMB would be equally as concerned about this agression, given your history with the planet Earth.

We hope that this matter can be cleared up, and that peaceful relations can be maintained between the citizens of Mercury and the members of the LMB.

Thank you,

N'Chaka
Planetary Champion of Mercury

#696483 04/20/07 10:14 PM
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There's only one way to settle this!

I volunteer to at first battle N'Chaka in the skies, get into a political debate with him, and then both of us will team-up to destroy some of Earth's Corporate War-Ships!

That is of course if one of you candidates supports this method of super-hero team-ups! Then we can offer N'Chaka membership!

#696484 04/21/07 12:52 AM
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there's more than one candidate? I thought Deddy was unopposed?


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#696485 04/21/07 12:31 PM
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#696486 04/21/07 03:23 PM
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strange but not a stranger
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Mercury - The metal that is liquid at room temperature.


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#696487 04/22/07 01:54 PM
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Mercury - The metal that is liquid at room temperature.
This is why I am opposed to Mercury. Who can trust a liquid metal....or a planet named after one.
Besides we all know that Mercury is supplying Throon with Cantaloupe.

#696488 04/23/07 09:48 AM
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Perhaps the only way to resolve this is the make all Mercurians were a big sign that says 'I'M FROM MERCURY--POSSIBLE EVIL VILLAIN--BE CAREFUL WHEN APPROACHING'. I mean, sure, the sign would have to be pretty big, but we could all point and laugh.

#696489 04/23/07 10:46 AM
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Well, all I can say is that I tried to prevent all out conflict!

But... let me warn you, LMB! Should you try to attack Mercury, you will face the full force of my super-topology powers!

#696490 04/23/07 06:23 PM
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When you invoke your powers, is there any music? Drums? That might be worth trying an invasion, just to hear that.


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#696491 04/24/07 11:29 PM
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My power allows me to play quantum strings like a harp.

#696492 04/24/07 11:36 PM
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N'Chaka, I see you have been much maligned by these so called do-gooders.
When my rule is firmly in place, you shall have a place in my councils.


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#696493 04/25/07 12:02 AM
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N'Chaka, there is a worry among many that the cataloupe's that Mercury supplies Throon may be enriched to create Dominator technology of galactic destruction. What say you to agreeing to a series of guidelines proposed by the United Planets, but monitored by the LMB and Legion World to ensure this is not so?

#696494 04/26/07 10:07 AM
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N'Chaka, do not bow to the petty demands of this weak and craven lot.
My power is your power, I shall support you.
Continue your trading with Throon.

Also, can you provide me with Lapis Lazuli?


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#696495 04/26/07 11:23 AM
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Are they cantaloupes of mass destruction?

I demand a corrupt LMB food-weapons expert (okay lets just call him Tamper) be allowed to inspect these cantaloupes for evidence of the contraband. I'll be donating the cantaloupes to the local space orphanage for feeding to the little guinea pig.... er testing.

#696496 04/26/07 11:33 AM
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I'm confused by this whole thing. Why are we so concerned about the exportation of cantraloupes?

I mean... it's not like they're tomatoes or something...

#696497 04/26/07 01:30 PM
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Hey!

As Throon are on the look out for imported fruit and veg, ask them if they want all of our brussel sprouts.

Somebody must want them.

And then after that we can send them all of our broccoli.


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#696498 04/26/07 04:21 PM
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Hm...someone needs to fight N'Chaka and make him an LMBer ASAP!

BTW, Space Knights Exports, Inc. (a subsidiary of Space Knights Holding Co) already has a monopoly on the exporting of Legion World's Honey Dew crops. It is an excellent resource that could be substituted for cantaloupe, and it doesn't have the nucleur emissions that pollute space in the same way that cantaloupe does. It is a very real alternative, and Mercury should consider a joint-venture with us in their trading with Throon, rather than maintaining these quasi-destructive cantaloupe facilities.


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