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Originally posted by Thora: Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
[b] Thora,
Welcome back to Legion World. I hope you will have a better stay this time.
I'm not sure that your request for handmaidens and slaves can be filled, but in the mean time why don't you come in to Shakes and have a nice drink. Sit down and relax. I am sure someone will be playing the piano before long.
Quislet, Esq.
Unfortunately for you, I do not drink the mind-poison you mud-worms call "liquor". [/b]Thora, My dear, I must not have been clear in my intention, for which I apologize. The offer of a drink was only meant to allow you to relax and socialize. I, myself, do not consume liquor and Shakes has a wide variety of non-alcholic drinks. Might I suggest an Orange Freeze (made with Orange Sherbert)? And I would never seek to "have my way" with you. Although you cut a fine figure of a woman, my romantic inclinations are centered on those of my own gender. As such my interaction with females such as yourself revolve around platonic friendship and intellectual discourse.
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Originally posted by Brainiac4:
Thora: may I suggest that you take full custody of your daughter Umber immediately? Children can be such a disappointment. You will certainly want to begin a re-education program for her; she has undoubtedly been negatively affected by her time spent with lesser minds. That could be quite interesting to watch, considering who wound up adopting her. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (See Mrs. Grundy for Details)
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Originally posted by Brainiac4:
Thora: may I suggest that you take full custody of your daughter Umber immediately? Children can be such a disappointment. You will certainly want to begin a re-education program for her; she has undoubtedly been negatively affected by her time spent with lesser minds. Taking custody of Umber might not be possible. If, as has been stated here, Umber was transporrted back into the past and now currently resides on Legion World, she could well have obtained the age of majority. If she has, then no one can claim custody of her as she will be considered an adult.
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My... apologies, male known as Quislet Esq. I misinterpreted your invitation.
As for my daughter, I find it quite difficult to believe that she is indeed here.
That sounds far too much like the hackneyed plot devices I have frequently encountered in the ancient illustrated tomes you earthers call "comic books".
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Originally posted by Thora:
As for my daughter, I find it quite difficult to believe that she is indeed here.
That sounds far too much like the hackneyed plot devices I have frequently encountered in the ancient illustrated tomes you earthers call "comic books". D'oh. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (and they say I'm too Stiff)
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Thora, have you been working out? I notice your butt looks cuter than usual...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Thora, have you been working out? I notice your butt looks cuter than usual... My Taltaran Translaion Device informs me that "butt" = "pet" on Taltar. I have no use for pets, idiot male, but if I did have a pet I can assure you it would be the cutest of them all! The closest I have to pets are my handmaiden Arachne and my slave Italian Boy.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Thora, I'm sorry, you misunderstood me. The fault is mine, I wasn't entirely clear. I meant your behind, your toosh. This: <pinches Thora's behind> Wow, it does feel tight. Looking good Thora 
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Aren't Umber and I married?
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*depends on where that falls into LMB Continuity Icey, and how that story ends*
But I do think it's safe to say that at one time, you were married to Umber, my daughter. Icey, you were practically the son-in-law I never knew that I had!
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[Arachne returns from disconecting the hot water pipes leading to Thora's quarters.]
All these replies. I'm beginning to think Thora's just trying to get her post count up.
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These family reunions are rather touching **sniff** - Thora, Cobie, Umber and Icefire. Any other relations coming out of the woodwork?
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Hmmmm... they're kinda like the Waltons on crack.
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Thora, I'm sorry, you misunderstood me. The fault is mine, I wasn't entirely clear. I meant your behind, your toosh. This:
<pinches Thora's behind>
Wow, it does feel tight. Looking good Thora Surely this is some form of sexual harrassment! And yet if I sliced off your penis in retaliation, your male friends would seek to have ME punished!!! This world is run by idiots.
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Originally posted by Thora:
And yet if I sliced off your penis in retaliation, your male friends would seek to have ME punished!!! I don't think it's so much his MALE friends that you need to be concerned about, dear
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Originally posted by Thora:
My... apologies, male known as Quislet Esq. I misinterpreted your invitation.
As for my daughter, I find it quite difficult to believe that she is indeed here.
That sounds far too much like the hackneyed plot devices I have frequently encountered in the ancient illustrated tomes you earthers call "comic books". Apologies accepted, Thora. I hope this means that we can be friends.  Regarding your daughter, Umber. You have said yourself Originally posted by Thora:
It is too late, foolish male. I have spoken with my plants in the Taltaran Scientific Abominations Department. They have infored me that our beautiful baby was accidentally sent back into the past on a planet parallel to earth. I fear that you-- nor I-- will ever see our beautiful daughter Umber again...! [/QUOTE] There is a member of Legion World who goes by the name of Umber who comes from a world parallel to Earth. Although this is not definitive proof that this is your daughter all grown up, it is possible. If I can be of any assistance to determine this, please don't hesitate to ask. your friend, Quislet, Esq. PS: my good friends call me "Quis" or "Quisey"
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Attention Thora!
I recommend that you establish a business relationship with the Quislet, esq., Space-lawyer. My recent personal experience has made clear how much one can benefit from the competent legal guidance.
Do not let your feelings about males cloud your vision in this matter. With adequate training, the 6th-level mind of either sex may be put to good service of the higher orders.
Justice comes at a price. What are you willing to pay for it?
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Brainiac 4,
Thank you ..... I think.
I would like to make an observation to you and Thora. No offense is intended. And it may just be my sixth level intelligence talking, but it seems to me that a truly superior being doesn't need to go around reminding the "inferior" beings on how superior she/he is to them. And among my people, the truly superior are content to be superior, while those pretending to be superior repeatedly trumpet about their superiority.
Just an observation.
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I am STILL waiting for my slaves and handmaidens.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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hmmm...
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