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Hey Cobes! You still got my Walking Ring around here somewhere? I feel positively naked without it.

So, where is the coffee machine? Here Yellow I found this walking ring in a box out back labled colour crimes/evidence? Know what thats about?

Looks like another day at the Security Office:




(from Jack Kirby's "Boy's Ranch", printed in The Comics Journal Library - Jack Kirby)

That's Matlock on the piano!

I said come on over baby,
Whole lotta shakin' goin' on!
I said come on over baby,
Baby you can't go wrong!
I ain't fakin!
Whole lotta shakin' goin' on!

heh

When did Elvis Lad go blonde?

btw, no sweat Cobie. I keep my ring coated with a special formula so there are never any recoverable fingerprints...and just try to find my DNA in the Science Police files.

ummm..no, I can't possibly imagine what (ahem) "crimes" that could POSSIBLY be a reference to. Yep, innocent as a suckling babe, honest.

By the way, if you're boosting stuff from the evidence room, don't forget the <strike>kickback</strike> <strike>bribe</strike> <strike>gratuity</strike> charitable donation. Put it in the coffee can under my desk. I'll handle it from there.

Coffee fund, eh?

Ok, where did that walking money wander off too?

Er...we often 'hire' the walking money here at the Security Office. They, er, work on the top floor with Matlock, Pagan Lass and I. Basically, they walk around and come with us to make 'security' purchases.

I am a full supporter in the equal rights for Walking Money movement and their right to work.

(starts playing Pied Piper and leading all the walking money away)

It doesn't matter if you do Kent. It's all been trained to scamper back here 48 hours after being spent (or bamboozled.) I think of it as recycling.

(walks in with a bucket of black paint)

...hmmm consistancy is key....

No thanks, Disaster Boy. I'm goth enough for any room.

Don't care. I spent it before it scampered.

Ohmygod, Mr. Shakyrear, if you use one of these special whistles Mr. Cobie has stashed in the third drawer on the left hand side of his desk, the money will scamper back to the location where you like use it.

Oddly enough, Space Tart was not pleased when I used to do that in bed. I thought it was kind of kinky myself...

Sorry. All of this weekends additions to this topic have been lost due to a server glitch.

Due to its instability, this topic will now be closed. Cobie please start a new thread. Thanks!