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zzz... zzz... mmwha? grrt zmph. zzz... zzzz....
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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*Ahem* That office of Head of Magical Crimes Unit is still vacant until a certain Security Officer would like to reopen it... 
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Well, my butt is looking tighter than ever, it would be a shame not to put it in a uniform...
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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yyyaaaaaawnn. Hey Viv, just em... Catching up on paperwork. Yeah.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
With Arachne as my personal bodyguard I've been able to get a lot of work done (I think she keeps stinging me when my mind wanders off).
Be grateful that's all. You don't want to know what I can do with a web.
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(...must...be...a...gentleman...) Well my dear, I have to say I'm intrigued  (...close...enough...)
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[Puts a tarantula in the drawer hiding Cobie's sex toys.]
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[  I guess when your my bodyguard, its your right when to un-guard my body and remind me why you have that position! ] Thankfully I keep them all in Miner's liquor cabinet. On second though, is that why he hasn't had a drink lately?
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That could put me off drinking.
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Ohmygod! Who like changed the locks on my Gun Cabinet?
Gram! That's not like FAIR!
I'll Show HIM Lard Butt!
I guess I gotta like clean out the back room of the Evil Genius Club by hand! (and foot, and elbow, and knee, and...)
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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What, incidentally, does this office actually secure?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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The financial security of the Legion World Prison/Millitary Industrial Complex.
And also the anticipated future destructive potential of Cobie's offspring.
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Everything and everyone on Legion World of course! Its a tribute to our hard-working security officers that this Office has famously been responsible for many saves on Legion World.
Er...some have been my off-spring yes, but, we're, uh, not expecting anymore problems of that sort now...[*gulp*...maybe this monogamy thing I have planned might be good for other reasons too?...]
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Monogamy?
Whoa! That's one big step for you mister!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I think he meant "monopoly" thing.
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So...if Cobie passes go, will he collect 200 dollars?
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Nah, we'll just send him straight to jail.
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Well, since Viviane is going to take sometime to sort things out with that sister of hers, Morgause, she has instructed that I take her place here at the office till she returns.
Don't worry, my light powers have grown and Viv has been giving us magic lessons since the last time I was here.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Sounds good Pizzazz! You know where the confiscated drugs are, so make yourself at home!
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SECURITY! There's a titmouse eating all the maraschino cherries at SHAKES! And he's gone lashgasmic!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Sounds good Pizzazz! You know where the confiscated drugs are, so make yourself at home! What? I'm telling you, I'm not on drugs, my hair just grows this color.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
A large, extravagant lobby is scene immediately upon entrance, causing many visitors to wonder how in the world did the Office of Security afford such luxury?
Immediately two large statues are seen:
On the right, one of a beautiful woman, with the Emerald Eye hovering next to her. On the bottom of the statue reads: “[b]The Emerald Empress, who reminded us that there is always hope and always a chance to change”.
On the right, a muscular, powerful looking figure stands mightily. On the bottom of the statue reads: “Space Ranger, the bravest of us all, who stood for truth and justice.”
Beyond the statues reads a plaque: The Office of Security, Legion World.
Staff
Chief of Security: Cobalt Kid
Deputy Chief of Security: Matlock
Senior Security Officer : Invisible Brainiac
Captain, Mystic Crimes Division: position currently vacant.
Please note, these Committee members do not have offices in this building unless they are specifically a part of the day to day Security Staff [/b] AHEM!! This position has been filled by Viviane, (and me, Pizzazz, during her absence)
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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