Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Cobalt's Office of Security - Super, sexy 70's addition

Ohmygod, That is so Kewl! Thanks Mr. Reboot! You're such a sweetie!

I like working in the Security Office more and more each day.

Oh dear, that could be almost as tempting as blowing up statues...

Hmmmm... You just might be on to something there Arachne...

Cobalt, while I appreciate your efforts in helping my Granddaughter find her way here on Legion World, I find that I cannot tolerate her recent attitude towards some of Legion World's citizens, including my good friend Spellbinder. Therefore, she has been grounded until she proves to me and her Grandfather that she can behave in a manner more suited for adult society.

I realize that this will cause undue hardship for your staff in the Security Office during the holidays, so with your consent I will fill in as Assistant Chief of Security for the duration.

You do agree, Cobie, don’t you?

Oh, this is going to be fun.

Define "fun"

and how will this differ from all the other "security" antics we've seen?

Your fashion sense is impeccable, Cru...who is your dress designer - Zaton Glissand?

The Office of Security's "Most Wanted" poster:

Mm...Pagan Lass

Of course, I agree with you. I've often found our motives have been similar in the past, and I'm not going to be the one to tell you you can't work here I will, of course, out of professional courtesy and out of my great, well-documented friendship with Abin, try my best not to flirt with you. On that note, the hours here can be long and hard, but the payoff will be pretty exciting.

So...some security office updates:

Co Deputy Chiefs of Security

- Pagan Lass (per the "Space Ranger Clause" - that a member of the House of Quank will be Deputy Chief to honor the great hero Space Ranger).

- Matlock (promoted following 'LMB Infinite Crisis')

Senior Security Officer
- Invisible Brainiac (promoted following his bravery and cool-headedness during LMB Infinite Crisis)

Bodyguard to the Chief of Security
Arachne (complete with massive pay increase, to safeguard the well being of the most legendary of all posters)

De-tached Security detail
- Everyday Girl, until she has further consent from her Gram and Gramps.


I have, of course, had this changed from the old ameoba protocols. Unfortunately, it has something to do with random LMBers, denizens of LW and security officers having their genders reversed, so we'll have to work on getting that fixed.

This seems to be a case that is very important to me, so I will handle this one personally.

Thank you Cobalt, I knew we wouldn't have any problem coming to a reasonable understanding.

And in light of the above T.O. I've taken the liberty of posting a few confidential Security Office Notices. The first details the current list of restraining orders issued against you by the parents of teen-aged girls here on Legion World, you'll notice that there's a new one on the list.

Your new bodyguard, Arachne, who by the way has my full faith and confidence, has a copy also and will ensure, as part of her official duties, that you never (inadvertantly, of course ) violate any of them.

I'd also like to publicly congratulate both Matlock and Invisible Brainiac on their well deserved and overdue promotions.

Cobalt, The spell I used in an attempt to fix that button only restored it to it's original condition. Also, It seems to be immutable now.

I'm soooo sorry for that, Chief!

So because it's so dangerous to you, I've erected a Magical Shield over it that only I (and most likely, STU) can penetrate. That should be enough protection.

We all know I'd never hold something like that over your head.

Ummm... Chief Cobalt, check that list of restraining orders. It would be unwise for you to handle this case.

So, I've reassigned it to Invisible Brainiac. I'm confident that he will bring it to a swift conclusion.

Hmm, there might be some fin in this "promotion" after all. Of course, one wouldn't want to do anything that would but a crimp in the boss's lifstyle, would one?

But of course not, Arachne, of course not, but on the other hand if a loyal and dedicated employee were to intervene and assist the Boss in carefully thinking through a decision which could have serious consequences to his future health and well being, why that Boss would have no choice but to handsomely reward such a committed and selfless employee.

Now wouldn't he, Cobie?

I'm looking at that list right now, and I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, that the Khundian Prime Minister has his daughter on there. I barely got to know her!

Er...I better keep my mouth shut about that one, before everyone starts really earning their pay...

Which no doubt explains why we haven't seen him in a while.

Cobie dear, if you can spare the time, please drop by my personal quarters. I'm spending the holidays with Crusader and Maxx, and want to ensure that my security is adequate. Now that I am without my Psyonian Guards, I depend on you more than ever to keep an eye on my assets

She wants to see you about a... security breach...

Just don't forget to bring some protection

Cobie, you go on ahead and Pagan Lass, Arachne and I will hang around here and <strike>BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN !!!</strike> keep an eye on things.

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Party in the squad room guys!

Especialy the alcohol.

This place looks like a bunch of rhinos has been partying here

Yeah...Cobalt's gonna need a REALLY big scoop!

Too bad there's no such thing as rhino litter...