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If there was, they'd probably have to bring it in a dump truck...and really, do YOU wanna be the one to tell a Rhino where to take a dump?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Why are all these rhinos passed out in the security office reception area? ABIN!!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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You called Cramey? Whew, what the heck is that stench?
Okay, whatever it is, a little Green Energy will clean it up... (I hope)
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Luckily Abin comes equipped with a "poo-er ring" 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Princess, that was bad. But, FUNNY! 
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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If only I was hip to what the "rhino" reference really meant in terms of sexual innuendo...then I could somehow use it on Jailbait Lass when she brings me my morning coffee...
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Try a unicorn. That's an old standby for seducing sweet young things.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Whew... My head hurts... Hmmm... Methinks I need to restock Kid Cobalt's Liquor Cabinet, Again. Let’s see… some Bailey’s, some white zinfandel, a little lite beer (she’ll need to start watching her calories) and a few fruity wines should do it… Things are so much more peaceful and calm now that she’s here. 
/ / ( . )Y( . ) \ \
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Yeah, I noticed that, too.
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Yeah, we'll see how quiet and peaceful it is when Lardy and Lash start dropping by on a regular basis to "Visit" with her... 
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Cobie's done worse.
Usually in public.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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I don't know how much more of this I can take. Cobie cleaned up my squad car and I had a good couple years of food wrappers and styrofoam coffee cups and stuff. Now I gotta start all over. And I don't want fresh flowers on my desk!
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But they're so good to hide in!
Well, they are if you can change yourself into a spider.
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Ack, now I'm going to be creeped out about having spiders in my girly fresh flowers to boot. And I won't even be able to squash 'em since you never know if they're friends or foe.
Who put this coaster under my coffee cup? Seriously, this isn't right.
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Originally posted by LARDRHINO:
If there was, they'd probably have to bring it in a dump truck...and really, do YOU wanna be the one to tell a Rhino where to take a dump? Nope - just as I wouldnt tell King Kong where to do his business... 
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(Why do I have the urge to buy [i]French Vanilla[i] cream for the Security Office coffee room?)
Arachne, even though I've often admired your stunningness, I've never thought about how cute your shoes were!
(What's going on here? Why do I suddenly want to invite Ms. Matlock over for a Security Office wives day?)
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Uh-oh, next she'll be inviting us to a tuperware party. 
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Darn it my salesforce of perky topheavy bimbos is now unable to meet it's quota. Looks like i'll have to change the training manual.
Page one: When making your sales pitch to a room full of stuffy men bounce up and down in place. They could care less about the cost over-runs when you do this.
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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Flowers?
Sewing kits?
A clean bathroom?
*choke* What's happened to my beloved security office. Jailbait Lass, get in here quick and help me make a mess of this office.
And I don't even want to hear about the angry daughter of the Khundish ambassador who feels I slighted her by becoming male again...
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my boobs are 8000 years old and mummified
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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mmmmmm... I've always appreciated a large dorsal fin...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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they don't come any larger, sister ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Ohmygod, this place is all dim & dusty... it looks like nobody's been here for months...
I hope that Shark Guy didn't like Chomp on 'Lita.
Hi! How are you?
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Lo is still hanging around, she's just been in my office helping me with projects!
The reason its been so quiet is that we've actually been working incredibly hard these last two months! Tons of long-standing problems straitened out. With Arachne as my personal bodyguard I've been able to get a lot of work done (I think she keeps stinging me when my mind wanders off).
As much as I'd like to take all the credit, this is mainly due to the efficiency of Pagan Lass and Matlock as co-Deputy Chiefs and Invisible Brainiac as Senior Security Officer. I think Sarya and Ranger would be proud of how this office has carried on since Infintie Crisis.
EG, I know your gram is a higher up in this organization, but I gladly would welcome you back as well as a Security Officer. As a fellow marksman, I'm impressed with your aim and gun-handling.
Currently, Hrun and Stoopid Cat are away on a secret mission, but I feel that once they return, things should become more interested [insert Security Office foreshadowing music for Miner]
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