Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Cobalt's Office of Security - Super, sexy 70's addition

Er...EG, don't let your gramps here about you leaving your slippers in my office, he might suspect, er, I mean, get the wrong idea about something.

(To be honest, it's not him I'm worried about, it's your GRAMS!)

That's why I have Cobie Cakes visit me in MY quarters

But is Cobie safe from Spellbinder?

But are we safe from an impending love triangle? That's the important question.

Ohmygod, Miss Arachne that's such a silly idea. Mr. Cobalt is my boss at the Security Office and we're just friends. Just 'cuz he acts like a big cuddle bear sometimes doesn't like mean anything. He's just a friendly kind of guy.

You do realize we all know you're not that naive, right?

The real question is what the demon-spawn offspring will do.

Ohmygod, well maybe I'm not quite as spacey as I sometimes like act but Mr. Cobalt is a nice guy who would never try to force me into a situation I'm not ready for.

And yes I know what would happen if I ever gave him the "green light" but I don't think I'm ready for that yet.

And he knows I'm always armed, the guns are always there even if he doesn't know where I keep them.

From what I have seen of Ev-Girl's capabilities, especially during the Space Ranger-Red Bee revenge stand-off, Tamper Lad, she can handle herself just fine! I was very impressed!

Ohmygod, Mr. Tamper, this girl isn't like going down that road. No Demon Spawn Offspring for me.

But, in my family that stuff usually skips a generation...

Your auntie Pagan Lass looks very formidable, Ev-Girl!

Ohmygod, Gram (not Aunt) can be a little scary sometimes, but she's really a big softie.

At least to me...

Well, happy holidays to you...

Pagan Lass one time erected a second Statue of Cobalt Kid, just to get back at Abin. In my book, that makes her tops!

Luckily, Psyonian physiology prevents me from contracting any known STD. Also, it prevents me from getting impregnated by any non-Psyonian.

Really a handy thing to have... especially around Cobie Cakes

My own Ggrrggian immunity to STDs makes our pairing seem like fate determined it, in my mind!

Ohmygod, and like Loser, and Kent, and Invisible Brainiac, and every other straight guy on Legion World.

I think our fathers might argue with fate on that point, dear

Ohmygod, like lips that continue to touch a certain Pysonian shall like never touch mine.

Not that our relationship was ever gonna be more than strictly professional, anyway!

Gay men love me too, dear

And it's important to remember that one does not have to have a sexual relationship with every suitor who knocks on your door, dear. I have many men pursuing my attentions, but I can count my intimate partners on one hand

Just because my father helped lead a huge invasion against your father's kingdom? Or it the fact that most father's across the galaxy don't want me in five planet's reach of their daguthers?

Too bad for them you and I aren't allowed at our home planets at the moment, are spending our time together on LW...


Well, in that case, there's no need to worry about those things. Why don't you come around my desk and sit right next to me, so we can go over these databases in detail. Since there's no worry about lips touching, I'll just get a little closer and show you some security counter measures...wow, you smell really good, EG...

I don't think I ever gave you back all the gravel from that statue. Should I let you have it?

Ohmygod, How many... Um... I mean... I thought Pysonians only had five fingers.

Ohmygod, so what does this button right here do?

And why do you smell like cheap imitation french perfume?

That activates the Cobalt Amoeba protocol. If you touched it, you'd turn him back into an ameoba again