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<takes bottle, drains it>

I'm sorry I asked.

Anything I can look into?

Could you find us a new office intern?


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just someone normal, who can type and file...)

Normal?

That's a tall order around here.

Couldn't you just reprogram one of the Supergirl robots or something?

Well... Ummm... actually no, we can't.


Truth and Justice shall Prevail
(Cobie claims thats because of Union Rules...)

The Security Office is a union shop?

It will be when I'm through here. Soldarity Forever, Brothers!

Nah, just the Supergirl Robots...


Truth and Justice shall Prevail)
(The Cute Young Overtly Technological Entities Union C.Y.O.T.E. U. (local 247) )

I suppose I could be convinced to take up my old position back... if you care to try Space Ranger.

I'll ally myself with you when I feel the need, in light, you need no help from me.

As for you compentence, I know your past, I breath you present, I see the future, I will make my own judgements.

And if you were here earlier, you would have notice that even I defended you to the Tamperous one.

I have not been fighting with Space Ranger, he was just under the impression that I worked here.

For all the contributing i do here, i dont get any respect - nothing! So my theory about Semi's painting being a trans-dimensional conduit responsible was a red herring - but don't throw me aside, just yet....

Cobalt Kid, i do have a place here at Legion World and i thank you for realising that.

Now if you will excuse me, i must trim Connie's claws.

uh-huh...

LAM

If you just joking around forgive me (but maybe a more judicious use of the smilies and stuff would help us to know your intent when you post?) but just in case you were really feeling a bit aggrieved.

I don think anyone is trying to ignore your posts or ideas mate. In fact if you head over here bottom of page you’ll see that Faraway and Tamper Lad have brought together technology including a Flash treadmill to follow a Tran dimensional trail leading through the picture in Vee’s villa. Tamper supplies the 12th level genius, whilst Far uses his connection to the faraway force to track Vee. Yet given the nature of the message board no one else has as far as I know yet picked up on this or brought it into play in any of the other threads. That’s the way it is. I play this sort of game because its fun for me (and hopefully for the ones who read it) but I do realise that I am not, in these type of threads at least, going to get much if any feedback from anyone else. I’ve seen many good ideas put forward by people that get lost as the thread goes off on a tangent, sometimes you can drag it back but more often you just have to led the thread run and the idea sink.

And there’s another problem for you and I, this is an Ameriocnetric board and we are sometimes very much in the wrong time zone. I have lost track of the number of times I have posted during the day UK time, filled up almost the whole front page, then by the time I get a nights sleep and come back all of those posts have vanished. If people get on a postathon one night USA time then all my posts (and sometimes they are well crafted and though out ones) can be lost in a plethora of flirting and post padding. Again that’s the nature of the beast we have here as a message board. You’re in Australia right? So you’re in a different time zone, heck a different day at times. There are going to be many times I guess when a post you make will sit for 5 or 6 hours before the other side of the world wakes up and sees it. Then, in the rush to get breakfast and off to work they may not have time to answer. I know it might seem like they are ignoring you but they are not believe me. This is a great little internet community, and a lot more welcoming than some I have seen. But one thing (and cobalt can back me up on this being away for almost a year) is that you can be as active or as inactive as you like, you can come and go, and post or lurk, all are welcome and valued for their input. It’s just that sometimes the posters here take that for granted and they don’t make a point of telling people that.

Anyway this is a longer post than I meant it to be, and it’s shooting from the hip so I had better shut up now.

Keep posting away LAM

Darden,

In my haste to post, i nearly forgot that the LAM persona is not necessarily my own, so I unintentionally put my real self into my commentary and forgot that the furore regarding the Vee disappearance is all part of Legion World's fun-and-games - not to be taken seriously!

Thank you for your comments, mate, much appreciated!

Brian

And I turned into a Bunny. *sigh* thats Ok...everyone forgets poor Joe.

You're always in my thoughts, Joe dear

aw shucks

Ah poor Joe. Take my advice: To be remembered take the inititive and seize something, like I just did last night when I came from the future and made that Girl's school orbiting Takron-Galtos disappear.

I have ensured the supply of maidens (untouched and unspoiled) that my past self will need for his as-yet unannounced diabolical plan. They are well, and unharmed. I don't think they know they've been removed from this universe yet.

My presence here is a paradox since my present self is still with Faraway Lad chasing after Vee so I must take my leave.

<leaves in a flash of energy>

Its ok...I was wearing my kidding face when I made that post (it looks a lot like your serious face / yes. people tell me that)
Its like Faraway said...its a timezone thing. Id love to contribute more in the way of storyline, but since that would require not sleeping, Im happy to do my bit with costume designs and the like.

Mroooow!

*Kid Marvel (Bunny), since you are currently in a superior body to that of the humanoids, you certainly qualify for membership in the Super Pets. Will you join my campaign to rescue the missing Legion World humans? Do you accept my call to arms?

Certainly My Lady...shall I meet you in the Campaign Headquarters for a de-briefing?

Up for helping find Vee, as well as EDE? Hell, I'll need to check in with you every few hours just to have a drinking buddy...

Jeepers, deserted. There seems to be an intelligence at work here. It's divided all the LMB's strength.

Cobie!! Where are Frio and Luna??

<looks around>

For that matter... where are you?? Ack, everyone is disappearing!! >< What's going on????

Urgent memo to Jailbait Lass--

Lolita, this is immensely important, so I'm using every loophole I have to get this through.

The Emerald Empress, Sarya of Veneger, has heroically passed away today in the field of battle for the cause of the LMB. She came to Legion World two years ago, and fought hard to show that she had changed her ways. She proved to us all that she truly had done this, and won our respect. Far more important, she won our friendship.

She was there for the opening days of the Security Office. One might say that Space Ranger, Super Lad Kid, Emerald Empress and myself truly founded this place, even though I led the charge--let's be honest, we couldn't have done it without her. And she surved honorably with the Security Office for the duration of its existence up until now.

She fought the StuBots and Phineas B. Fuddle, she fought the Red Bee and she defended Legion World. She was a hero.

Please have the Statue of the Emerald Empress, from the old unused Triumvirate plans that I've enclosed, erected in the lobby of the Security Office. As a sterling reminder that there are always those who will stand for justice--no matter what past haunts them.

-Cobalt Kid
Chief of Security