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Cobie, dear, perhaps the Oracles of Psyonia would be some help in the search for our missing members. The Chief Oracle of Psyonia is Cassandra. It might be helpful to consult with her.
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Originally posted by Spellbinder: You'll have to ask Connie, LAM. Since cats more or less do what they like, it will be her decision if she wants a protector  Your wisdom, as always, is beyond reproach, Cru...Connie, will you need me to attend to your every whim, including seeing to your safety?
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<card arrives at the Security Office> <span style="font-size: 20px;">?</span> Which hairstyle is all the buzz?
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A behive bouffant, obviously.
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Your good TL. but what does it all mean?
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That bees have no fashion sense?
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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I've had the suspicious feeling I've been followed by bees all day now that you've mentioned it. I think I recall something at Vee's villa.
Princess, is there any indication whether my compensation package will be approved at the convention?
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Hmm... a bouffant is worn on the head, but they make it difficult to wear a hat... what would make it difficult for Legion Worlders to wear hats is if the Millenary Shop were shut down...
Great Kaiser's Bun! The Red Bee is going to attack my Millenary Shop!
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
I've had the suspicious feeling I've been followed by bees all day now that you've mentioned it. I think I recall something at Vee's villa. *groan* If you try & say they were red, you wake up as a chihuahua. I refuse to believe even Cobalt could be that incompetent, unless he's taking handouts now.
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No no...more a Scarlet colour actually. heh heh heh.
They will say that I have shed innocent blood. But what is blood for, if not for shedding?
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Originally posted by Reboot: Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
[b]I've had the suspicious feeling I've been followed by bees all day now that you've mentioned it. I think I recall something at Vee's villa.
If you try & say they were red, you wake up as a chihuahua. I refuse to believe even Cobalt could be that incompetent, unless he's taking handouts now.[/b]Cobalt Kid is most likely at some 5$ an hour motel with yet another floozy, attending to the "brain" at the base of his torso. I think you give him too much credit Reboot.
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Princess, is there any indication whether my compensation package will be approved at the convention? I wouldn't hold my breath, dear 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Originally posted by Spellbinder: Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
[b] Princess, is there any indication whether my compensation package will be approved at the convention? You do realize this means I will be looking for an alternate source of the "materials" in question for my plan Originally posted by SCarlet:
No no...more a Scarlet colour actually. heh heh heh. Dern it, there it is again.
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What you do with consenting adults is your business, dear, but if you force anyone into anything against their will, I promise you that the LMBP will bring you down
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Originally posted by Spellbinder: What you do with consenting adults is your business, dear, but if you force anyone into anything against their will, I promise you that the LMBP will bring you down Perish the thought. Princess tell the 500 what I have in mind, they'll gladly consent. Even with the tremendous sacrifices involved. Foul Scarlet Insect Woman, what have you done with Vee?
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Originally posted by Reboot: [b] Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
[b]I've had the suspicious feeling I've been followed by bees all day now that you've mentioned it. I think I recall something at Vee's villa. *groan* If you try & say they were red, you wake up as a chihuahua. I refuse to believe even Cobalt could be that incompetent, unless he's taking handouts now.[/b] I have to defend Cobalt Kid from this libelous slur. He does not go to $5 an hour motels. He springs for the $10 an hour motel.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
I have to defend Cobalt Kid from this libelous slur. He does not go to $5 an hour motels. He springs for the $10 an hour motel. A real gentleman, through and through. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Great Kaiser's Bun! The Red Bee is going to attack my Millenary Shop! Not the Millenary, I have a new tam on order.
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Originally posted by Spellbinder: [b]What you do with consenting adults is your business, dear, but if you force anyone into anything against their will, I promise you that the LMBP will bring you down
Foul Scarlet Insect Woman, what have you done with Vee?[/b]He lives...for now.
They will say that I have shed innocent blood. But what is blood for, if not for shedding?
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Originally posted by SCarlet: Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
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Foul Scarlet Insect Woman, what have you done with Vee? Well I've done my part for today... I'm going to the beach. <Once again slaps JailBait lass on the bum on the way out>
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They will say that I have shed innocent blood. But what is blood for, if not for shedding?
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Whiter Shades of Pale! Where *are* all the Security Offices? Someone has made a clear threat against my hatshop and I demand that someone do something to protect it!
Jeepers! Where has everyone disappeared to?
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Originally posted by The Riddler: <card arrives at the Security Office>
<span style="font-size: 20px;">?</span>
[b]Which hairstyle is all the buzz?
<span style="font-size: 20px;">?</span> [/b]oh just kill the messenger.
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hello scarlet red is my favorite color, blood red that is.
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<arrives back home> OK, I've spent the day on Earth-4, and can guarantee that there is no trans-dimensional theft going on. A quick zip through time (not to mention some fighting of time-beasts) and no time travel involvement. Tamper Lad, you are hereby given a ticket for sexual harrassment by Jailbait Lass for the continue harrassment of a minor. Ironic that the thing you accuse me of the most, sexual debauchery, is the one thing you've been displaying all day while I've once more been working. (What does this guy do around here anyway?) It appears that there are now two new enemies at large on Legion World: Cosmos King and SCarlet, both from an alternate reality future. SCarlet, I believe, is that dimensions daughter of the Red Bee. HOWEVER, they are not responsible for Vee's dissapearance, I can guarantee that. All the wise guys--I know very much where Abin is, you f*ckin' idiots--why don't you go and save him. I'm not LMB Leader, I'm Chief of Security. I don't order people on missions. It appears Disaster Boy and Vu are taking care of it, so someone help them. Vee's dissapearance is related to Quis' powers, as Quis has gaining of growth powers (Vee's power) is no coincidence. After a in depth interview with the Royal Inquisitor this morning, I can say that he is not responsible, which many may have guessed. Invisible Brainiac is helping me handle this mission, while Matlock is searching the untamed streets. We have two leads right now that we are not at liberty to say anything about. And for Lardy's sake, people--of course Vee isn't at the Villa! If someone would like to take some initiative and stop waiting for Crujectra and I to tell them what to do, I suggest searching for EDE. Look for traces of Emerald Energy that undoubtedly still reside in his body after extended use of the Emerald Nelly Cap of Ekron. The Red Bee is in prison as of this morning. I don't frequent $10 or $5 cheap hotels. You all me well enough to know that I don't have the patience to get a hotel--I'm an anywhere, anytime kinda guy . Message to Emerald Empress and Queen Connie: please contact me as soon as possible, I believe you can help me find Vee. Message to Reboot: As we move forward in our own plans, I would appreciate any help you can offer in protecting Legion World from supposed allies and friends that may or may not be crazy. Message to Space Ranger: If things get crazy, start using your heat vision. Security Officers, follow his lead. Message to Frio: I hope you find it in your heart to pitch in with this Crisis. Crujeckie, I think I'll pay a visit to Cassandra and offer her worship in exchange for her help. Cobalt Kid out. <flies back out>
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